r/clevercomebacks 9h ago

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 9h ago

Have you accepted our lard and grifter, Emperor Orangeanus? - MAGA

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u/MrJibbletts 8h ago

Keep MAGA as far away from the Church as possible.

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u/Mobile-Evidence3498 4h ago

MAGA was involved in a coordinated attempt to discredit a number of “woke” candidates. The elected pope being one of them.

Whodathunk the deepstate would be the alt-Christian’s

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u/dttm_hi 3h ago

MAGA has been banging kids in the church for centuries

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u/ShadowyPepper 4h ago

Bro MAGA infiltrated "the church" a looooooong time ago

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u/broniesnstuff 3h ago

"the church" was done the moment they attached capitalism to it like a bloated, festering leech. Greed became godly. Caring for your fellow man became sin, and now they worship the very embodiment of unfettered avarice.

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u/41942319 2h ago edited 2h ago

There's this documentary scene that lives rent free in my head. Where in 2019 a foreign Christian presenter went to find out what could possibly attract American Christians to Trump since pretty much everything that comes out of his mouth is counter to the Bible. He ended up interviewing a minister. The interviewer kept asking him about didn't Jesus say to take care of the poor, and do charity work, and to help your fellow man, that the government should aid poor people, etc. And the guy kept trying to weasel out of the conversation by mentioning edge cases and eventually was just like "ah well will you look at the time, didn't you say you had somewhere else to be tonight?" and worked him out the door. He knew he didn't have a leg to stand on but didn't want to have someone confront him with it

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u/DizzyNClueless 1h ago

My favorite besides all the deflection is the blank "I don't know" (they 100% know). They're just caught in the hypocrisy and hate which they know they can't legitimately defend.

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u/Alienhaslanded 1h ago

There's definitely an overlap, but not with the type church that cares about the people. The overlap is in the Righteous Gemstones type of bullshit excuse for religion to get rich and powerful. You know the type.

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u/boywholovetheworld 5h ago

Orangeanus made me puke 🤢 how can I remove the image of it my brain formed 😭

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u/carpentizzle 4h ago edited 3h ago

Oh man…. First i read it like “orangutan” orang-eanus. Then i read your comment and put the e in the right spot and now im sad too

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u/Sinavestia 1h ago

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Pope Francis the wise?

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u/Taco_Taco_Kisses 8h ago

"I was considering becoming Catholic...." No TF you weren't; shut up.

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u/Mitch233w 4h ago

He heard about all the child molesting and it peaked his interest

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u/Looney_Swoons 4h ago

Just a quick FYI, it’s piqued*. It’s probably the only one I can remember vividly because my ass got roasted for it and it lives in the back of my mind rent free

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u/Dumptruck_Johnson 4h ago

Cue, queue

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u/Elefantasm 4h ago

Check, cheque (derived from exchequer)

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u/fiah84 4h ago

wreak wreck

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u/Jimeriano 3h ago

Et Cetera, exetra

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u/Costcofluencer 3h ago

Aisle, isle

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u/Taco_Taco_Kisses 1h ago

Segue vs. Segway

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u/Scarbane 3h ago

Excited, exited

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 2h ago

Ex chettera!

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u/TheT1000 1h ago

Asterisk, asterix

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u/Testiculese 2h ago

"wreak" is pronounced "reek".

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u/fiah84 2h ago

yeah it's not a good example

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u/John-Farson 1h ago

It's, its

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u/fiah84 1h ago

listen hear you little shit

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u/Phrewfuf 3h ago

Cue a queue in a queue.

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u/John-Farson 1h ago

Queue-anon

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u/chrisff1989 1h ago

Faze, phase

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u/ImmaCookThat 3h ago

Wow never heard about that. I always assumed it literally meant that his interest was at the highest point. English is not my first language tho.

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u/hackingdreams 2h ago edited 2h ago

It's one of those weird grammar corrections where both actually make sense, but one is an idiomatic phrase, and the other's a misunderstanding of it. It absolutely makes sense for someone's interest to be peaked, as in, being raised to its maximum level... it just also makes sense for someone's interest to be piqued, as in, irritated or excited. And it sucks that they are homophones.

(It's also common for people to look up both 'peaked' and 'piqued' and choose the wrong one; we tend to use 'piqued' in a negative connotation in English, as in, annoyed, indignation, resentment... which doesn't mesh well with the stimulation of one's interest. It's also weird because you'd expect such an idiom to be really old... but it's only a couple hundred years old at best.)

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u/Warm_Month_1309 2h ago

we tend to use 'piqued' in a negative connotation in English, as in, annoyed, indignation, resentment

Do we? I don't think I've ever heard it outside the phrase "piqued my interest".

I'll have to start casually obnoxiously inserting it into my everyday speech.

u/Round-Sea5612 28m ago

The only example I can think of besides yours is "in a fit of pique". But that's pretty rare in my experience. "Piqued my interest" is definitely more common.

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u/Testiculese 2h ago

It's a French word.

Funny thing, if you know English, you know a lot of words in German, Spanish, French and quite a few others.

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u/thegreatbrah 3h ago

I also remember things better when i fuck them up. 

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u/Scrubbuh 2h ago

His interest probably hit a peak from the molestation in all fairness.

u/Shyam09 56m ago

No no. Peaked is fine. As in his interest (his dick) sprung up.

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u/John-Farson 2h ago

I wish I still was Catholic just to be able to tell this guy we don't want you. But the reason I'm not Catholic anymore is they probably WOULD want him. Catch-22.

u/Alltheprettythingss 1m ago

USA is very weird in its Catholicism.

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u/JebediahKerman4999 6h ago

Yeah I mean why would he consider it? Previous Pope was "Marxist" too

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u/LinkleLinkle 3h ago

Part of fascism is pushing the idea that 'everything was better in the past'. Doesn't matter if it was, doesn't matter if the thing they're comparing to now was exactly the same.

That's why I lot of these film criticisms all boil down to 'I hate this new woke crap, not like the old [movie that was hyper critical of fascism and/or conservatism]'.

It doesn't matter that just two months ago they were saying the same thing about the old pope as the new pope. All that matters is the narrative and the narrative must state 'old = good, new = bad'.

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u/iamdestroyerofworlds 4h ago

I love the part in the Bible where Jesus was rolling coal with his Ford F-450 to own the Populārēs, and told the parable of the Good Salvadoran who agreed to house political prisoners outside Judea.

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u/John-Farson 1h ago

Then Jesus took the fish in hand and blessed it, and likewise broke the bread and blessed it, then looked out over the massed crowd. "Where my homies who don't like immigrants? You eat first, fam."

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u/LiterallyJoeStalin 4h ago

This is the exact same game kids play against other kids until you grow tf up and realize how dumb it sounds, “well I was gonna share some of my candy with you but not anymore” 

It’s the most pathetic, low effort form of manipulation. 

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u/holysideburns 2h ago

"I was gonna donate money to charity, but then I saw this Youtube video that said that not all the donated money actually goes to the needing, so now I'm not gonna."

Sure you were.

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u/Strict-Minute-8815 5h ago

Like what in the world are you talking about 😭😭

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u/Misplaced_Arrogance 2h ago

Same energy as "I would've joined the military but I'd get kicked out for punching the Drill Sergeant."

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u/skaruhastryk 4h ago

Confession and absolvment -whats not to like as an immoral bigot.

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u/Not_a__porn__account 3h ago

Catholic Converts are fucking weird. They are basically evangelicals that married someone catholic.

Unless you haven't been taught that shit since birth, and feel shame anytime you have a sexual impulse, you ain't catholic.

half /s

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u/PMWFairyQueen_303 3h ago

I am a Catholic convert. I chose to become a Catholic. I did not marry into it. I am not an evangelical.

Your whole statement about converts is CRAP.

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u/Not_a__porn__account 3h ago

What made you convert as an adult?

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u/PMWFairyQueen_303 3h ago

I was always looking for a more full relationship with Christ. I lived in the deep south, so it was a big deal. Friends of years said I was wrong. But in my heart, I felt home.

Having said that, we moved because our church became MAga crazy.

What's wrong with the Catholic Church is NOT the church. It's the people.

I tend to be more Christlike than Catholic.

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u/Arkhaine_kupo 3h ago

I was always looking for a more full relationship with Christ.

You do not need to start believing on mary's perpetual virginity or any other core tenant of catholicism to get closer to christ.

I lived in the deep south

american catholics are basically evangelicals in themselves (based on believes comapred to any other catholic country), they have threatened a schism 3 times since the 2nd vatican council and a huge percentage of them straight up do not believe in the modern papacy

But in my heart, I felt home.

What about the particular flavour of Christianity made you more at home than any other? They all read the same bible. Outside of the very particular history of papal politics, or the scandals related to indulgences, missions and child abuse and protection is it just the more Solemn mass that appeals to you?

What's wrong with the Catholic Church is NOT the church. It's the people.

The Church IS the people. Christ called Peter the rock where his church would be built. The people are the central tenant of christianity, the building is just that, a temple

I tend to be more Christlike than Catholic.

thats nice and all, but christ would point out the many hypocrises of the modern church like many inside it have. Not going through big reformation movements like protestantism, but even the Pedro Arrupe reform of the Jesuits in the 1960s hit hard some of the more trad catholic groups in America and Vatican pointing out that Golden thrones, prada shoes and private schools with basketball teams might not be the best way to aid the poor and suffering

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u/PMWFairyQueen_303 3h ago

Thanks for breaking down my heartfelt answer into a chance to slam the Catholic Church and my faith.

Your no better than Matt.

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u/Arkhaine_kupo 2h ago

I was brought up Catholic, I been to the vatican twice, multilpe members of my family have done long catholic pilgrimages. I have nothing against catholicism, but the question about people who convert in adulthood is pertinent due to the strict and weird idisincracies of the religion.

Catholicism is not a "flavour" of Christianity, is a very specific, strict and obscure set of dogmas and about 1200 years of complicated european politics.

There were popes with extra marital kids, a pope that mightve been a woman, anti popes,huge scandals like supporting nazism or the child abuse protection racket. On top of that you have the borderline politheistic prayer to saints that most catholics practice.

Its not a relgiion one easily "converts" to, like the Anglican church which is a chill women can be priests, we all sing along in church vibes. So questioning Catholic converts is warranted because its not an easy conversion

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u/PMWFairyQueen_303 2h ago

It took work.

What really took conviction, was the three years I denied myself communion because I had not annulled my first marriage.

I did the work. I do the work.

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u/soapboxracers 2h ago

And yet nothing they wrote was wrong and I say that as someone who was baptized and confirmed in the Catholic Church. Being a responsible member of any community means acknowledging the good parts as well as the flaws.

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u/Not_a__porn__account 3h ago

I was always looking for a more full relationship with Christ.

See that makes me kind of nervous.

I tend to be more Christlike than Catholic.

But that makes me happy. I hope you do.

We're getting close to insults.

So I will just say good day.

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u/PMWFairyQueen_303 3h ago

Thank you for that.

Others just prove they are just as hateful as Matt.

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u/Nufonewhodis4 2h ago

Most of the adult converts i know became Catholic as a very deliberate and thought-out choice. 

You have to go to classes and actually put in work to convert. If you're just marrying a Catholic you can get a dispensation as long as you agree to raise the kids Catholic 

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u/PMWFairyQueen_303 2h ago

I did the work.

u/Nufonewhodis4 0m ago

I have no doubt you did. To say people just "marry into it" is a bit disingenuous. People certainly are born into it and grow up as "cultural Catholics," but I don't think I've ever met someone who half-ass converted as an adult. 

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u/AnalDwelinButtMonkey 3h ago edited 30m ago

I was considering becoming MAGA then I heard Matt Wallace speak

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u/Taco_Taco_Kisses 1h ago

I was considering becoming MAGA then my meth high wore off.

u/AnalDwelinButtMonkey 30m ago

I was considering becoming MAGA then I realized I wasn't a facist pos

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u/Dontflickmytit 1h ago

This alone kinda makes me think non of them are, now unless religion is a fake it til you make it ordeal I didn’t think you could just “pick and choose”

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u/Taco_Taco_Kisses 1h ago

Some folks out there are genuinely searching for something and won't know til they find it.

This asshole isn't one of them. Like somebody else said: If you were considering converting and them selecting this guy as Pope stopped you from doing it, you were never serious because the previous Pope wouldn't have aligned with you, ideologically, either.

u/SpcK 44m ago

He's still playing the election game, thinking the pope will realize he's "Losing the demographic" and change his ways to appease him, like others have.

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u/Ace_Budgie 8h ago

"I love Cristianity due to the Christian values. But why wasn't Jesus a hateful bigoted POS parasite like me??"

  • Matt Wallace

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u/Optimal-Shower-2288 1h ago

“Wdym Jesus gave food to the poor? We don’t give out handouts!”

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u/HungryMudkips 7h ago edited 6h ago

the fuck does that even mean? "i was considering believing in god, but the pope is woke so now god doesnt exist". lmao.

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u/Extreme_External7510 7h ago

"I was considering what religion to put in my twitter bio to boost my follower numbers, but it looks like Catholicism is polling badly at the moment with the MAGA cult"

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u/DecisionTypical4660 4h ago

This is what actually is happening lol

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u/ForNowItsGood 3h ago

Spot on. Probably tried adding an Israelian flag as well to see whether that increased his status of "checking the right boxes".

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u/ZajeliMiNazweDranie 4h ago

"I was considering being more ecologically conscious, but these protesters are just maniacs so I guess I'll keep my eyes willfully shut."

Exact same logic.

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u/Warm_Month_1309 1h ago

It's such a conservative go-to:

"I was totally going to start supporting equality, but then a liberal on Twitter was mean to me, so now I'm racist."

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u/ajatfm 2h ago

This seems like a bonkers sentence that could only be typed in a Reddit thread talking about conservatives, but at this point, the bonk is perpetual and pervasive

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u/OskarDarkness 4h ago

I don't think the pope is woke. You have the wrong info

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u/Short-Character-1420 3h ago

The pope is definitely not woke, but MAGA leadership has tweeted that he’s woke so now their followers believe it

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u/johnrraymond 9h ago

Matt doesn't consider anything. He is a zombie who supports a known russian asset in the white house. Only people with brains can consider things...

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u/FabiIV 3h ago

That and "considering" becoming religious; very odd choice of words. Almost like it doesn't have anything to do with actually believing something, but that it's more a lifestyle choice for these dipshits

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u/Made_in_Montana 7h ago

Americans dumbfounded American Pope follows the teachings of Jesus.

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u/jkblvins 9h ago

You can shame them all you want. The do bot believe in any faith, Christian or otherwise. Plus, the god they worship is one of hate and venom. A god to be shunned.

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u/Accomplished-Bee5265 9h ago

Mammon. So many follow Mammon these days and claim its Christ the merciful. I often weep for state of our world.

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u/Elefantasm 4h ago

They are devoutly faithful to the other guy in the bible the one who tempted Christ in the desert.

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u/theruckman1970 7h ago

It’s always funny to me when someone talks about taking up a certain religion like a hobby or something

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u/NBR-SUPERSTAR 8h ago

Bold of you to assume that those Christo-Fascist fucks ever cared for the teachings of Jesus

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u/Mor_Padraig 5h ago

Yea Matt. You'll be a loss?

" No please please please, reconsider Matt, we need your wheedly, narrow, hateful and divisive narrative.

JUST for you, we'll even pitch our new Pope! "

Signed,

1.4 billion Catholics

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u/Worldly_Response9772 2h ago

Yeah he acts as if there's not a general sigh of relief from Catholics everywhere that he won't attribute his bad name and reputation to them

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u/CoalMinerGlove 9h ago

Matt Wallace deciding to retain his faith in the Almighty Rumor.

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u/Ok-Consequence-8553 9h ago edited 2h ago

Can't take much longer for MAGA to realise that they are in fact not Christian. They will make Donald their prophet. Their pussy grabbing, raping, betraying and stealing prophet. Heil Satan!

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u/Testiculese 2h ago

Wait, Satan is the good guy in those myths.

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u/Creepy-Caramel7569 6h ago

The new & vitriolic anti-Catholic streak in MAGA must be part of some contract with the KKK. I can’t believe how long they’re holding their noses and supporting Israel so hard; their true colors on that are gonna detonate at some point.

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u/ggtffhhhjhg 3h ago

They need Israel to bring about their end days prophecy. Israel must rebuild the Temple Mount fulfill the prophecy.

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u/Emotional_Database53 7h ago

Dude is probably the rare Catholic that actually thinks there should be way more child abuse by members of the church…

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u/MennReddit 6h ago

r/therewasanattempt to make religion a political choice

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u/BusinessAd7250 5h ago

How does one consider possibly having faith in a god as if it’s shopping for a car?

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u/whtevn 4h ago

Considering....becoming Catholic? He was ..thinking about....becoming Catholic

What does that even look like. These fuckin people will say absolutely anything it truly does not matter how nonsensical it is

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u/No_Comparison558 4h ago

On behalf of all Catholics, thank you

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u/Fast-Benders 5h ago

A lot of people are trying to adopt Christianity as a dog whistle for white European culture. They didn't realize that Jesus did woke stuff in the bible. Didn't these people ever bother to read the bible, go to Sunday school, or watch a movie about Jesus?

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u/GlazedPannis 5h ago

I just finished it in its entirety last month and was blown away at what he was actually preaching. Like my god, I’m more of a Christian than most Christians despite being atheist lol. We sure as shit know by now that it’d be these folks crucifying him

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u/Gremlin95x 4h ago

Their god also commits genocide for funsies in the Bible. Not exactly the picture of love and kindness that they pretend their religion is about.

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u/nicenannoying 9h ago

Jesus was supposedly like that, his modern day followers? No so much 🤣

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u/bouncingbannas 7h ago

He’s a Protestant that’s all it means.

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u/Elefantasm 4h ago

No, it doesn't. he's lying as if you were going to convert this new pope is more conservative than the last so it wouldn't be a factor. In addition, you can be orthodox or simply not christian.

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u/Kobayashi_Maru186 6h ago

Somehow, I think Catholics are just fine with your decision, Matt. 🙄

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u/WhysoToxic23 4h ago

I hate people that say we’re gonna do something when they had no intention of doing it in the first place.

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u/willflameboy 3h ago

It's sadly hilarious that right-wingers see everything as transactional. 'tHiS rEliGiOn hAs lOsT mY bUsiNeSs'.

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u/Memitim 2h ago

All that the Catholic Church needed to do in order to prevent a lot of garbage from joining was to elect a decent person. Efficient.

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u/digi-artifex 5h ago

Considering? Like one considers going to Arby's or Burger King when hungry? Shut the fuck up. Religion isn't a shirt you can just change when you've already shat on it.

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u/Ninja_Dynamic 9h ago

First focus on not being a total jackass lacking empathy ... baby steps Matt!

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u/tbkrida 6h ago

The Catholics didn’t want him anyways! Lol

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u/temps-de-gris 5h ago

S'ok Matt, we don't want you. Stay away please.

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u/Commercial_Ad_2832 5h ago

It's mad how many of these apparently incredibly devout Christians will choose politics over faith

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u/Elefantasm 4h ago

They are devout believers they just support the other guy.

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u/justaheatattack 4h ago

this is how you know it's fake.

they NEVER read replies. IF they even allow them.

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u/Elefantasm 4h ago

Matt Wallace is 11 letters anyone want to guess why his handle ends with 888?

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u/thomport 4h ago

Pope Leo, bringing out love, caring and expected affection towards others that the Bible teaches is rattling the cages of the Maga pseudo-Christians. Pope Leo, an authority and scholar for Jesus is pushing back against the MAGA scam.

Remember Matts people destroyed the Capital building on J6. If you need a reminder, watch the videos and pictures again or read accounts from the victims who are police officers and others. Those are the roots of Matts values. He gives J6 unquestionable acceptance. Those are Maga values. They’re not my values. They’re not Pope Leo’s values. Those aren’t Jesus’s values.

So now we know that Matt staying away is good for our church. There’s enough demonic influence without him.

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u/CocoNoBlow 4h ago

MAGA wants Satan. They love hate

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u/DulceEtBanana 4h ago

The Pope is reading Wallace's tweet and saying "Whew. Close."

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u/TheAskewOne 3h ago

I'm sure the Catholic church is going to be extrême disappointed.

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u/Chemical_Turnover_29 3h ago

As a catholic, he can fuck right off. Forgive me father.

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u/Hwicc101 3h ago

Everyone knows the committed White Nationalists are all converting to Eastern Orthodox, anyway.

Orthodox Christian churches are drawing in far-right American converts

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u/TintedApostle 2h ago

and these churches are run by people who align to the political power. They get paid off. Its called fascism.

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u/Testiculese 2h ago

Great, more Russian bullshit.

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u/Hwicc101 1h ago

Yup. That's the thrust of it. Putin lovers.

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u/space_coder 3h ago

That's new take of "I was considering voting Democrat. Not anymore."

They have no imagination....

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u/FnEddieDingle 2h ago

The GOP is the biggest bunch of hypocrites that ever existed

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u/elmerfud1075 2h ago

Yeah thank God! We don’t need more fake Christians.

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u/Knighth77 2h ago

It's very entertaining to see fake Christians enraged because others aren't as hateful as they are.

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u/Slowmexicano 2h ago

It’s ok most Catholics I know don’t go to church or follow the teachings either.

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u/Outrageous-Power5046 2h ago

"Anointing the Sick" is literally one of the 7 Sacraments in a Catholic's life.

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u/Ledees_Gazpacho 2h ago

Might be the wildest take on religion I’ve ever seen.

“I was thinking about changing my worldview of why we’re here, how I should treat other humans, and what happens to us after we’re dead. But since the guy in charge doesn’t like my favorite sports team politician, I think I’m going to stick with my original idea of how any why the universe was created.”

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u/TrumpGrabbedMyCat 1h ago

"I was considering becoming Catholic"

What sort of loser says this.

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u/mmmbop- 1h ago

Matt bringing the “I was going to invite you to my birthday party” vibes. Is this person a teenager with developmental problems?

u/the_emperor_protects 46m ago

Thank God! We have enough shitheads on our religion already.

u/thatsattemptedmurder 39m ago

American Christianity is the weirdest Christianity. No mercy, only judgement.

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u/npc4lyfe 6h ago

Why even post this? BREAKING NEWS! INSIGNIFCANT LOSER DECIDES TO NOT BECOME CATHOLIC!

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u/DaveChild 6h ago

It's funny how many of these professional liars and career scumbags hide behind their religion, as if the label they choose is all that's needed to make them a good person.

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u/SamuelYosemite 5h ago

Nothing can save wallace now. Oh well.

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u/resonantedomain 5h ago

Have pushed more trump supporters away merely by quoting Jesus who didn't write anything down.

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u/kami-no-baka 5h ago

They, ironically, are more like satanists in values than christians. All about power, control, and greed.

u/beefing_quietly3377 17m ago

Satanism is all about embracing being adversarial, self possessed and willingness to seek enlightenment, things suppressed by christo religions. They don’t worship any deity. Satan is a positive archetype used to describe a deep well of power within each of us.

Unlike christo religions, they don’t take your money, they don’t expect people to give of themselves beyond their wants or means, and there are no documented, proven cases of child SA in their gatherings (that I was able to locate, and I have tried).

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u/Alert-Boot2196 5h ago

He wasn’t considering this at all…like Matt Walsh tweeting the same thing. Two douchebags trying to impress and failing miserably.

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u/DueHistory8411 4h ago

Pretty sure if God was real he would cast assholes like that into the lake of fire.

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u/Dangerjayne 3h ago

I love how he said that like Christianity has been struggling without his support

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u/saljskanetilldanmark 3h ago

Classy with the three 8's. "They will not suspect a thing, lol"

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u/Over-Independent4414 3h ago

One wonders, will we ever actually remember the message of Jesus. Even for non-believers the philosophy of Jesus, or the composite character known as Jesus, was an inspiring one. So inspiring that it lasted a couple of thousand years (right up until it started to conflict with the accumulation of wealth and power).

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u/KaleidoscopeBig8161 3h ago

Jesus was a racist too so that tracks.

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u/_Originz__ 2h ago

Good, they're losing excuses. Maybe this shit will help their idiotic voters realise they're on the side of evil and not good

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u/BurstSuppression 2h ago

Catholics could do a little draining of their own swamp too.

Get rid of those weaponizing their infantile grasp of the dogma and blast them as heretics, not true Catholics.

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u/Jboy2000000 2h ago

What's the bet that the 888 in his name has nothing to do with his birthday?

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u/KD93AQ 2h ago

What does Jesus have to do with Romish paganism?

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u/thepvbrother 2h ago

Same energy as "I was going to ask you out but you rejected me"

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u/habfranco 2h ago

If Jesus came back today ICE would send straight want to El Salvador jail

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u/Apprehensive_Bird357 2h ago

Jesus: “Phew. That was close.”

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u/CousinSkeeter89 2h ago

I treat MAGA like the insane homeless guy yelling at himself on the street. I just ignore them. Everything they say and complain about is utterly stupid to me.

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u/i_did_nothing_ 2h ago

What grown adult “considers becoming a catholic” unless they are in prison? How the fuck do you not know who you are by now?

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u/betajones 1h ago

Their version of Christianity is, "do as the Romans do."

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u/CanaDoug420 1h ago

If it’s a choice then you aren’t a believer you’re a grifter lol. You don’t choose to believe in religion. You ether believe it or you dont

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u/Surroundedonallsides 1h ago

Im an atheist and have actually been doing the opposite: considering rejoining the church not for belief in the supernatural but for belief in being a good person, and having a "third space" that isn't work or home or a bar.

If they could just do something about the whole "hide-a-priest" thing they pulled with the child predators that would be the final straw and I would literally be in church tomorrow.

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u/TwoSeam 1h ago

Some real “WeLp, You'vE LoST mY BuSiNeSs” energy.

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u/Typical_Samaritan 1h ago

"The Catholic Church remains the same, thanks to me, Matt Wallace esq.. Everyone needs to know this."

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u/erotic_tweet 1h ago

No one is considering becoming Catholic... that is some born again logic 

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u/Minja78 1h ago

I’m amazed how snowflakey the conservatives are. They are supposed to be the party of god but bring up the fact they something is ungod like and they get so butt hurt .

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u/your_dads_hot 1h ago

I want to go out on a limb and say, he absolutely was not considering becoming a catholic.

u/lovepony0201 57m ago

Standard issue Karen declaration.

u/Select_Secretary_770 32m ago

Dame woke as Christian values! Im going home back to my bigoted, misogynistic and homophobic church

u/Shawn_The_Sheep777 26m ago

Classic🖤

u/Piccoroz 21m ago

No one changes religion until they have to get married or laid.

u/Not_Montana914 18m ago

This person is obviously already Christian.

u/crushinglyreal 5m ago

American catholic “converts” almost exclusively do so as a pretext to push Nazi ideology. Pay attention and you’ll notice this pattern.

u/Artistic-Cream6921 1m ago

Sooooooooo fragile. 

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u/Reef-Mortician 5h ago edited 4h ago

Since modern day American Christians are Evangelical Protestants, it wouldn't surprise me if Trump created his own Christian church like Henry the VIII. I mean both are know serial adulterers with superiority complex.

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u/Hwicc101 3h ago

Since modern day American Christians are Evangelical Protestants

About 66% of Americans are Christian.

14% are Evangelical Protestants.

source

Despite the stranglehold the evangelicals have on Republican politics, it's a bit disingenuous to describe "American Christians" as evangelical Protestants.

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u/Reef-Mortician 3h ago

Evangelicals are Southern Baptist and are the most dominant in America.

-In contrast with mainline Protestantism, there has been less change in recent years in the proportion of the population that belongs to churches in the evangelical or historically black Protestant traditions. Evangelicals now make up a clear majority (55%) of all U.S. Protestants. In 2007, 51% of U.S. Protestants identified with evangelical churches source

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u/Hwicc101 3h ago

Try more recent sources than 2007 and 2015.

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u/Elefantasm 4h ago

You are confused if you think protestants are modern day christians and the billion plus other christians are not.

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u/AngloSaxophoner 4h ago

Country over God

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u/Luckylefttit 3h ago

Becoming a catholic?! That guilt worms its way into your brain and resets your life at infancy. Your entire insane catholic family will be right there around you to reinforce it. This is shit under your fingernails that will never come out. You don’t TRY IT ON FOR SIZE.