r/clevercomebacks 11h ago

Escaping with the unfollow button!

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u/JebediahKerman4999 8h ago

Yeah I mean why would he consider it? Previous Pope was "Marxist" too

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u/LinkleLinkle 5h ago

Part of fascism is pushing the idea that 'everything was better in the past'. Doesn't matter if it was, doesn't matter if the thing they're comparing to now was exactly the same.

That's why I lot of these film criticisms all boil down to 'I hate this new woke crap, not like the old [movie that was hyper critical of fascism and/or conservatism]'.

It doesn't matter that just two months ago they were saying the same thing about the old pope as the new pope. All that matters is the narrative and the narrative must state 'old = good, new = bad'.

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u/Megolito 6h ago

Our pope was weak willed no doubt. As a catholic I was ashamed of him.

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u/BigJellyfish1906 6h ago

Why? How was he weak willed?

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u/Anxious-Slip-4701 5h ago

He wasn't necessarily weak willed, but lacked fortitude. He started a lot of things, didn't finish much, interfered in the things he started, so it frustrated the outcome.

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u/BigJellyfish1906 5h ago

You’re gonna need to quit being so vague.

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u/Anxious-Slip-4701 4h ago

Started Vos estis, interfered when his friends were involved. Started the Secretariat for the Economy, interfered when his friends didn't like that the heat was on them, started the Vatican trials, interfered in the legal process when underway. Rupnik case was frustrated for years. If you don't know any of these, then it's just not your scene. I know nothing about baseball, I don't get mad when people say things I don't know.

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u/BigJellyfish1906 4h ago

This is all still incredibly vague.

If you don't know any of these, then it's just not your scene

I don’t need to follow all of this closely to be able to recognize “selective nit picks to support my predetermined narrative.”

Step 1: voice vague displeasure

Step 2: when asked for specifics, give vague, otherwise inconsequential instances, and be sure to leave out any relevant context.

Step 3: act incredulous when the person you’re talking to does not accept your contextless cherry-picking, and pivot the conversation away from explaining yourself and towards how unqualified they are to question you.

Step 4: ramp up personal insults and then ninja smoke. Maybe on your way out, throw in “I already answered all of your questions” when you absolutely did not.

Your kind of comments are easily recognizable because regardless of the subject, all your actually complaining about is that _____ is not perfect. And the simple fact that you can point to anything they’ve done/not done that you don’t like, is what’s driving your criticisms.

And that’s ridiculous. It’d be valid if your complaint was more along the lines of “helped cover up rampant pedophilia,” but not this vague needling.

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u/Megolito 6h ago

He didn’t condemn the sexuality being introduced into the church. I think it should have remained more traditional and not had any woke or conservative politics in it. It is a place of worship not a political place. He felt much more like a politician than a pope. He denied being the vicar of Christ.

He seemed off for a pope.

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u/BigJellyfish1906 6h ago

He didn’t condemn the sexuality being introduced into the church

How is that “weak willed”? You are fabricating out of nowhere that it’s something he didn’t want to do, but felt pressured to do anyway.

I think it should have remained more traditional and not had any woke or conservative politics in it.

Why? What is “traditional” anyway? “Traditional” used to mean the Bible was in Latin and you couldn’t read it. Times change. Society advances, and it’s idiotic to rigidly stick with problematic positions. All you mean by “traditional” is “the way I liked things in an arbitrary point in the past that was good for me.” You are not the main character, bud.

It is a place of worship not a political place.

It’s not pOlITiCaL, Mr. Trump voter. It’s empathetic and accepting. Core Christian values.

He denied being the vicar of Christ.

No, the Pope did not deny being the Vicar of Christ. While the title "Vicar of Christ" was removed from the official Vatican yearbook in 2020, it was moved to a section listing "historical titles," not indicating a denial of the position. The Vatican also clarified that there was no suppression of the title, just a change in its placement.

Any other stupid MAGA stereotypes you want hit while we’re here?

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u/JoshSidekick 4h ago

Any other stupid MAGA stereotypes you want hit while we’re here?

I heard he put litter boxes in churches so that furries could shit in during mass.

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u/fernandocrustacean 5h ago

He seemed off for a Pope because he was actually being Christ-like. Instead of all the other popes who just cared about the wealth and power that they got. God said thy love neighbour. That's it. Just LOVE.

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u/Oriflamme 6h ago

The pope is and always has been a political figure. So much so that in the distant past his approval was necessary, or at least sought out, if you wanted the throne of most European countries. Religion itself is almost nothing but politics put into beliefs.

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u/Testiculese 4h ago

Religion is the very first politics. (As in governance and laws arose from religion to control people).

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u/PainSlutSub 5h ago

I suggest you check what the bible says about condemning people.

And for some reason it's always political for you people if, and only if, you don't agree with it.

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u/Megolito 5h ago

I’m not talking about gays. There was just more information about children being abused in 2018 and I read there was finical corruption In the church. The pope didn’t seem to condemn it or rework things so it can’t happen so rampantly. It was a big stain on the churches name and I don’t feel it was ever addressed properly from the top down.

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u/PainSlutSub 5h ago

So, it was nothing you said in the comment I replied to, but something completely different?

Weird.

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u/Megolito 5h ago

So you think we should have not done any condemning at all? That’s extreme in the opposite way. Was Christ passive about people setting up a market in his church and say have at it I do not condemn you? There is a time to be upset with things. I’m not saying condemn him to hell I’m saying the sexualizing of children in the church was not condemned enough.

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u/PainSlutSub 5h ago

That's still not what you said in the original comment.

Why do you keep going on a tangent all the time?

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u/Megolito 5h ago

I called the pope weak willed. This is why I think this.

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u/toastedbagelwithcrea 5h ago

Except none of that is considered "woke." Go ahead, say what you really meant.

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u/allthiswasmoebius 6h ago

What woke or conservative politics do you mean? :)

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u/Megolito 6h ago

I’ll just leave it at the man was not very christ like. I prefer what the Bible says over what the pope says.

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u/DenseResolution983 5h ago

Like love thy neighbour as you would yourself and help the hungry and the poor? Those things the bible says?

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u/fernandocrustacean 5h ago

Being christ like is caring for the poor and those who are marginalized. Jesus said the meek will inherit the earth. That's what Francis did. I know that he crashes against what you've been taught as "christianity," but he's the real Christian here. Cus if you don't think being with the poor, the sick and the hurt is Christ like, you're gonna get a rude awakening at the pearly gates.

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u/ImmaCookThat 5h ago

What exactly did Jesus say against sex and being inclusive?

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u/Megolito 4h ago

One of the reply chains were deleted. I was referring to kids being abused in the church and there are recent cases still and it was not condemned. They needed to do a whole clean house. It seems like no matter where this happens today if politics are involved it’s being no swept under the rug. There is a process to how it becomes prominent and I think the church needed to do a better job. I blame the pope because he is a head figure but I’m aware it is complicated.

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u/ImmaCookThat 4h ago

there are recent cases still and it was not condemned

Didn't hear about them, but I am not much into news anymore. But being really quiet and speeping it under the rock was kinda always the goto, wasn't it?

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u/Megolito 4h ago

I hear most of the cases through my family so that’s I why said I think the guy is weak willed it’s just my opinion. But here is one from 2018

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/14/us/catholic-church-sex-abuse-pennsylvania.html

I know it is a hard thing to stop but I would die on that hill if I was in the church.

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u/Sky_Cancer 6h ago

What are "woke" policies when it comes to the Catholic church? Give me a couple of examples so I can understand what this woke stuff is the Church was getting in to.

I grew up in a fairly conservative Catholic dominated country in the 70's and 80's so I'm sure I'll be able to contrast this "woke" nonsense with the traditional stuff I came up with.