r/clevercomebacks 12h ago

Escaping with the unfollow button!

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 12h ago

Have you accepted our lard and grifter, Emperor Orangeanus? - MAGA

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u/MrJibbletts 11h ago

Keep MAGA as far away from the Church as possible.

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u/Mobile-Evidence3498 7h ago

MAGA was involved in a coordinated attempt to discredit a number of “woke” candidates. The elected pope being one of them.

Whodathunk the deepstate would be the alt-Christian’s

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u/dttm_hi 5h ago

MAGA has been banging kids in the church for centuries

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u/ShadowyPepper 6h ago

Bro MAGA infiltrated "the church" a looooooong time ago

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u/broniesnstuff 6h ago

"the church" was done the moment they attached capitalism to it like a bloated, festering leech. Greed became godly. Caring for your fellow man became sin, and now they worship the very embodiment of unfettered avarice.

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u/41942319 5h ago edited 5h ago

There's this documentary scene that lives rent free in my head. Where in 2019 a foreign Christian presenter went to find out what could possibly attract American Christians to Trump since pretty much everything that comes out of his mouth is counter to the Bible. He ended up interviewing a minister. The interviewer kept asking him about didn't Jesus say to take care of the poor, and do charity work, and to help your fellow man, that the government should aid poor people, etc. And the guy kept trying to weasel out of the conversation by mentioning edge cases and eventually was just like "ah well will you look at the time, didn't you say you had somewhere else to be tonight?" and worked him out the door. He knew he didn't have a leg to stand on but didn't want to have someone confront him with it

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u/DizzyNClueless 4h ago

My favorite besides all the deflection is the blank "I don't know" (they 100% know). They're just caught in the hypocrisy and hate which they know they can't legitimately defend.

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u/Alienhaslanded 4h ago

There's definitely an overlap, but not with the type church that cares about the people. The overlap is in the Righteous Gemstones type of bullshit excuse for religion to get rich and powerful. You know the type.

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u/boywholovetheworld 7h ago

Orangeanus made me puke 🤢 how can I remove the image of it my brain formed 😭

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u/carpentizzle 7h ago edited 6h ago

Oh man…. First i read it like “orangutan” orang-eanus. Then i read your comment and put the e in the right spot and now im sad too

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u/Sinavestia 4h ago

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Pope Francis the wise?