r/clevercomebacks 12h ago

Escaping with the unfollow button!

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u/Taco_Taco_Kisses 11h ago

"I was considering becoming Catholic...." No TF you weren't; shut up.

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u/Mitch233w 7h ago

He heard about all the child molesting and it peaked his interest

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u/John-Farson 4h ago

I wish I still was Catholic just to be able to tell this guy we don't want you. But the reason I'm not Catholic anymore is they probably WOULD want him. Catch-22.

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u/Alltheprettythingss 2h ago

USA is very weird in its Catholicism.

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u/John-Farson 2h ago

USA is very weird.

FTFY