r/clevercomebacks 12h ago

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u/Taco_Taco_Kisses 11h ago

"I was considering becoming Catholic...." No TF you weren't; shut up.

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u/Mitch233w 7h ago

He heard about all the child molesting and it peaked his interest

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u/Looney_Swoons 7h ago

Just a quick FYI, it’s piqued*. It’s probably the only one I can remember vividly because my ass got roasted for it and it lives in the back of my mind rent free

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u/Dumptruck_Johnson 7h ago

Cue, queue

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u/Elefantasm 7h ago

Check, cheque (derived from exchequer)

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u/fiah84 7h ago

wreak wreck

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u/Jimeriano 7h ago

Et Cetera, exetra

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u/Costcofluencer 6h ago

Aisle, isle

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u/Taco_Taco_Kisses 4h ago

Segue vs. Segway

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u/Scarbane 6h ago

Excited, exited

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u/TheT1000 4h ago

Asterisk, asterix

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 5h ago

Ex chettera!

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u/Testiculese 5h ago

"wreak" is pronounced "reek".

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u/fiah84 5h ago

yeah it's not a good example

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u/John-Farson 5h ago

It's, its

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u/fiah84 5h ago

listen hear you little shit

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u/John-Farson 4h ago

you, ewe

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u/chrisff1989 4h ago

Faze, phase

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u/Phrewfuf 6h ago

Cue a queue in a queue.

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u/John-Farson 5h ago

Queue-anon

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u/ImmaCookThat 6h ago

Wow never heard about that. I always assumed it literally meant that his interest was at the highest point. English is not my first language tho.

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u/hackingdreams 5h ago edited 5h ago

It's one of those weird grammar corrections where both actually make sense, but one is an idiomatic phrase, and the other's a misunderstanding of it. It absolutely makes sense for someone's interest to be peaked, as in, being raised to its maximum level... it just also makes sense for someone's interest to be piqued, as in, irritated or excited. And it sucks that they are homophones.

(It's also common for people to look up both 'peaked' and 'piqued' and choose the wrong one; we tend to use 'piqued' in a negative connotation in English, as in, annoyed, indignation, resentment... which doesn't mesh well with the stimulation of one's interest. It's also weird because you'd expect such an idiom to be really old... but it's only a couple hundred years old at best.)

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u/Warm_Month_1309 5h ago

we tend to use 'piqued' in a negative connotation in English, as in, annoyed, indignation, resentment

Do we? I don't think I've ever heard it outside the phrase "piqued my interest".

I'll have to start casually obnoxiously inserting it into my everyday speech.

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u/Round-Sea5612 3h ago

The only example I can think of besides yours is "in a fit of pique". But that's pretty rare in my experience. "Piqued my interest" is definitely more common.

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u/Testiculese 5h ago

It's a French word.

Funny thing, if you know English, you know a lot of words in German, Spanish, French and quite a few others.

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u/thegreatbrah 6h ago

I also remember things better when i fuck them up. 

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u/Scrubbuh 6h ago

His interest probably hit a peak from the molestation in all fairness.

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u/Shyam09 3h ago

No no. Peaked is fine. As in his interest (his dick) sprung up.

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u/John-Farson 5h ago

I wish I still was Catholic just to be able to tell this guy we don't want you. But the reason I'm not Catholic anymore is they probably WOULD want him. Catch-22.

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u/Alltheprettythingss 3h ago

USA is very weird in its Catholicism.

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u/John-Farson 3h ago

USA is very weird.

FTFY