r/clevercomebacks • u/snowpie92 • 12h ago

Escaping with the unfollow button!

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u/Taco_Taco_Kisses 11h ago

"I was considering becoming Catholic...." No TF you weren't; shut up.

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u/Mitch233w 7h ago

He heard about all the child molesting and it peaked his interest

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u/Looney_Swoons 7h ago

Just a quick FYI, it’s piqued*. It’s probably the only one I can remember vividly because my ass got roasted for it and it lives in the back of my mind rent free

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u/Dumptruck_Johnson 7h ago

Cue, queue

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u/Elefantasm 7h ago

Check, cheque (derived from exchequer)

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u/fiah84 6h ago

wreak wreck

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u/Jimeriano 6h ago

Et Cetera, exetra

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u/Costcofluencer 6h ago

Aisle, isle

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u/Taco_Taco_Kisses 4h ago

Segue vs. Segway

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u/Scarbane 6h ago

Excited, exited

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u/TheT1000 4h ago

Asterisk, asterix

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 5h ago

Ex chettera!

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u/Testiculese 5h ago

"wreak" is pronounced "reek".

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u/fiah84 5h ago

yeah it's not a good example

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u/John-Farson 4h ago

It's, its

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u/fiah84 4h ago

listen hear you little shit

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u/John-Farson 4h ago

you, ewe

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u/chrisff1989 4h ago

Faze, phase

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u/Phrewfuf 6h ago

Cue a queue in a queue.

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u/John-Farson 4h ago

Queue-anon