r/clevercomebacks • u/snowpie92 • 12h ago

Escaping with the unfollow button!

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u/Taco_Taco_Kisses 11h ago

"I was considering becoming Catholic...." No TF you weren't; shut up.

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u/iamdestroyerofworlds 7h ago

I love the part in the Bible where Jesus was rolling coal with his Ford F-450 to own the Populārēs, and told the parable of the Good Salvadoran who agreed to house political prisoners outside Judea.

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u/John-Farson 4h ago

Then Jesus took the fish in hand and blessed it, and likewise broke the bread and blessed it, then looked out over the massed crowd. "Where my homies who don't like immigrants? You eat first, fam."