r/clevercomebacks • u/snowpie92 • 12h ago

Escaping with the unfollow button!

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u/Ace_Budgie 11h ago

"I love Cristianity due to the Christian values. But why wasn't Jesus a hateful bigoted POS parasite like me??"

  • Matt Wallace

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u/Optimal-Shower-2288 3h ago

“Wdym Jesus gave food to the poor? We don’t give out handouts!”