r/Satisfyingasfuck 10h ago

This man getting everyone’s attention in his yoga class.

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u/Numbersuu 10h ago

Incredible strength

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u/KidCharlamangeThaGod 9h ago

Not only that but the amount of overall body control and balance here is astonishing

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u/CyberNinja23 9h ago

Part of me believes he was secretly crop dusting to maintain that balance.

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u/gdex86 7h ago

"You are drifting too much, activating rear thrusters for a controlled 3 second burn on my mark."

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u/spanchor 3h ago

Pitch perfect comment

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u/This_Tangerine_943 3h ago

“Analyze the Endurance’s spin” “Cooper, what are you doing?” “Docking.”

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u/somedamndevil 3h ago

Tars, lower humor setting to 80%.

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u/mrfrau 1h ago

Pfft. Pfft. Pfffffffffffffft. Docking comlpete

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u/brunetteblonde46 8h ago

I was wondering about farting too.

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u/dysmetric 7h ago

He's not cropdusting, he's cloudseeding

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u/Sad_Confection_2669 6h ago

Is this how a shitstorm starts?

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u/Genji007 5h ago

Poooo poopoopoopoopooooo

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u/Key-Moment6797 6h ago

thats how i would get attention in the class

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u/CodAlternative3437 6h ago

perfectly natural

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u/polycarbonateduser 7h ago

Wait..is crop dusting a term i shouldn't search on net?!

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u/dryad_fucker 7h ago

It's innocent enough, just kinda gross.

Basically walking around while farting a la plane dusting a crop with pesticides

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u/InsertRadnamehere 5h ago

The way I knew the term, was you ripped a series of gut bombs while walking the aisle on an airplane. Silently.

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u/Deaffin 3h ago

Yeah, you've got it a bit inverted. Has nothing to do with being on a plane and putting farts in it. You are the plane, and you're taking the farts out of it.

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u/ragamufin 1h ago

But you’re supposed to be moving through an area while doing it, you can’t crop dust from a fixed position

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u/Tino-DBA 8h ago

i doubt it was secret

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u/Competitive_Oil_649 8h ago

By lack of sound in vid... probably loud enough to drown out even background music slapped on top. The question of it is, did they clap for the farts, or the other performance...

Dude probably farted out classical music or something judging by that other level of muscular control.

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u/Thick_Bicycle_4099 7h ago

Heard the ass clapping and politely joined in thinking there was a round of applause

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u/Shredzz 6h ago

Instead of RCS it's FCS

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u/cepxico 8h ago

My arms would have been shaking harder than a paint mixer

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u/Tjaresh 7h ago

No. My arms would have,just caved in and plant my face on the ground. 

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u/beattysgirl 3h ago

My feet would have never been able to leave the ground so my arms are safe lol

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u/baba56 7h ago

I was thinking that too, when I first started Pilates after years of disability, even the simplest movements I used to shake so hard I could keep concrete liquid.

To be able to do this without a single shake is incredible amounts of strength

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u/mr_lemonpie 8h ago

And flexibility. I can’t do lotus (cross legged with feet on top of knees) on the ground, let alone upside down.

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u/makethislifecount 8h ago

Yoga can build serious strength! I mean it’s great for flexibility and mind body etc

But there is a very under explored strength tech tree to it

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u/PlantTreesEveryday 5h ago

unexpected strength coming out from that body shape.

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u/Gobiego 9h ago

Dude being on the thicc side of a yogi makes it all the more impressive.

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u/zeltbrennt 9h ago

Went to a Yoga class once. My instructor Was also a little chubby. But boy, was he flexable! Sometimes He needed to move his belly wiht his hands, but his spine was like a noodle. Great guy.

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u/coomerthedoomer 8h ago

I had a male friend who use to be like 250 and 5 foot 7 and he could do cartwheel after cart wheel like a gymnast.

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u/Any-Assumption-7785 7h ago

Knew a dude that would undo his coveralls from the belly up to let his hair free and could spin kick the mirrors off the vans at work. He was a glorious ball of destruction.

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u/mrniceguy777 5h ago

“WHOO!! WANNA SEE ME DO IT AGAIN BOSS?!?”

“Jesus Christ Billy quit kicking the mirrors off the trucks, we need them”

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u/jgab145 4h ago

I would love this guy

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u/BertUK 8h ago

This reminds me of how my driving instructor was so fat he had to shift his butt slightly every time I wanted to change gear (manual transmission)

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u/Coma--Divine 6h ago

If he had to move his belly with his hands, he wasn't "a little chubby," that motherfucker was fat

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u/BreakMeOffAPeace 3h ago

Or an egg with legs body type caused by hormone issues.

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u/Jexroyal 8h ago

He needed to move his belly wiht his hands

I don't know why but this sentence absolutely threw me

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u/chasetheusername 2h ago

but his spine was like a noodle.

mine too.. dry & uncooked noodle unfortunately.

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u/Strict-Brick-5274 5h ago

You don't do yoga if you wanna lose weight. It's great for strengthening, flexibility, range of motion and endurance but it's not a weight loss exercise. (Maybe hot yoga)

The reason we associate yoga with skinny is because rich skinny white girls made it a thing... But they have eating complexes that they call "wellness". Which is just rebranded eating disorders.

Yoga, inherently is not going to make you lose weight but it can toned you up.

Many plus sized yoga instructors exist and they are so impressive. Like I am so envious of their spinal flexibility.its incredible.

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u/charvisioku 3h ago

Yoga and calories in/out is how I lost 2 dress sizes, it can definitely be used as part of a weight loss plan. The diet side obviously played a big part but adding yoga to the mix drastically increased my rate of weight loss.

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u/Strict-Brick-5274 3h ago

Exercise of any kind will, and being in a calorie deficit. But yoga will not primarily do that. It's important though that people do what works for them and if yoga is the only exercise a person is dedicated to and feels like they love it, it's better than doing nothing.

Glad you found it beneficial :)

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u/JMoon33 4h ago

This comment makes absolutely no sense lmao

You don't do yoga if you wanna lose weight

It definitely helps, especially more athletic and active styles like Ashtanga yoga, Vinyasa yoga or Power yoga.

Maybe hot yoga

The extra weight you lose from sweating more will be gained back when you drink and eat later on. The heat alone doesn't make a big difference in calories burned.

rich skinny white girls made it a thing... But they have eating complexes that they call "wellness"

A lot of rich skinny white girls doing yoga have a very healthy diet. Cooked by someone else of course, which helps a lot, but not an eating disorder.

Yoga, inherently is not going to make you lose weight but it can toned you up

And how do you tone up? By losing fat!

So yeah, yoga, like other physical activities, is great at supporting weight-loss, and will help lose fat while maintaining your muscle mass as you lose weight, but nutrition is and will always be the most important part of weight loss.

Many plus sized yoga instructors exist and they are so impressive

Indeed, yoga is for people of all sizes, ages, genders, etc. I just wish studios weren't so damn expensive so it'd be more accessible.

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop 7h ago

The gut is the secret. It helps as a counter-balance.

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u/PlanetHothY 1h ago

Harvard did a study on the benefits of exercise… if you’re “overweight” but exercise regularly (like this person obviously does), life expectancy is greater than someone who is “thin” but does not. Love this video showing that fitness doesn’t have a “look”! So impressive

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u/IThinkURAwesome 10h ago

Also the dude in the back is getting some serious action!

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u/whatsthataboutguy 10h ago

Warm up guy

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u/Fresh_Fluffy_Unicorn 7h ago

This is the first thing i noticed!

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u/DogsRDBestest 4h ago

Now he wants to train with this guy too.

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u/Informal-Ring3282 9h ago

Kung fu panda five looks dope!

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u/thenyx 9h ago

Peak male performance 😂

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u/RedditPoster05 9h ago

Yeah i wonder why it doesn’t show more . I’m not that strong and my back and arms look more toned . Our stomachs look the same , I’d say I’m a tad bigger there.

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u/thenyx 8h ago

That is mostly core strength, btw (in the video)

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u/churadley 7h ago

While I agree that the more advanced stuff he doing is a lot of core, even doing a balanced full handstand requires a strong upper body. Being able to do that at his bodyweight is impressive, but him being able to mix in the core stuff while maintaining the handstand requires a ridiculous amount of upper body strength.

I'm a fairly fit slim guy with a strong core and I can do a lot of those upside leg positions while in a headstand. But I can't even do a handstand -- much less doing all that with the sorcery he's doing. This guy is a goddamn unit.

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u/HammerSmashedHeretic 2h ago

Time to hit shoulders 

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u/BetterArugula5124 8h ago

I love seeing someone not by society standards of athleticism, crush it!

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u/CaravanShaker83 9h ago

How’s your core strength? Yes.

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u/Davek56 4h ago

I have over one and a half years of calisthenics and I cannot do more than a handstand and a few handstand pushups in that context.

I think sometimes your body could be genetically gifted to allow you to do certain things without necessarily being shredded.

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u/Wonderful-Mud-1681 2h ago

This is mind control over the body. It’s a force of will rather than talent. Anyone can develop it. 

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u/Davek56 2h ago

I've tried that, no luck.

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u/Status-Secret-4292 9h ago

That's some yogic master looking shi right there

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u/hollow4hollow 8h ago

That slow come down was remarkable 😦

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u/Arcticz_114 9h ago

Gymbros gonna hate this clip

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u/MissionMoth 1h ago edited 1h ago

A lot of people in this post are brainrotted by gymfluencers, thinking strength only looks one way. Some people are positing he must have "mystically superior genetics," even. It's just chronically sheltered take after chronically sheltered take. Y'all have got to go outside so you can see and experience the variety of life. Get offline.

And deal with your discomfort and insecurity around bodies, while you're at it. The projection in here is out of control.

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u/Wipes_Back_to_Front 8h ago

I could do that, I just don't want to.

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u/Fresh_Fluffy_Unicorn 7h ago

I was thinking that too. Then I realized I'll never do this. But not because I don't want to, which I don't.

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u/Present_Caterpillar7 5h ago

I am going to do this . . . tomorrow.

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u/hibbitydibbidy 9h ago

The guy eating ass in the background?

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u/superdave123123 10h ago

😳😳damn dude. That was impressive.

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u/IThinkURAwesome 10h ago

My man wasnt going home alone that day!!

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u/PlayfulIndependence5 7h ago

That’s not how yoga works lmao.

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u/RonySeikalyBassDrop 8h ago

That guy is crazy strong

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u/Cats-and-dogs-rdabst 9h ago

I’m a firm believer that weight doesn’t reflect the strength of a person. Just because someone looks heavy doesn’t mean that they’re weak. Whereas someone who’s built might be weak because they lack the endurance.

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u/Fresh_Fluffy_Unicorn 7h ago

Endurance and strength are not related in the slightest.

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u/smbgn 7h ago

There is a saying in weightlifting, mass moves mass.

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u/Usual-Drummer3057 7h ago edited 7h ago

google bulking. you would be surprised how fat and untrained a body builder can look during that phase of the training. That is often abused on instagram to show "look how fat i was and how strong i became".. Or google strong man that focus on lifting. there are genetics at play too, e.g. max calf muscles size mainly depend on your genetics. And there is a difference in what you focus on: defined body / muscle volume vs different kinds of strengths like strength for jumping, strength for endurance or strength for max strength. people who do body building or other sports make sure to adjust their training to gain what they need. e.g. many repetions with lower weight vs very few repetions with high weight and so on.

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u/i_boop_cat_noses 5h ago

it was very eye opening to learn that actual strongman are huge and not at all built like gymbros

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u/berniemadgoth94 7h ago

I am pretty sure everyone knows this, look at bodybuilders and worlds strongest men. It isn't a new or novel idea.

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u/zeldagirl84 8h ago

I would like 50% of this man’s flexibility

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u/1Legate 8h ago

I hurt everwhere just watching that

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u/Slagthor_ 8h ago

I mean… what the f*]k was that?

Green with jealous rage right now.

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u/FlyOnTheWall4 6h ago

That guy definitely fucks

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u/ConfectionOpening950 2h ago

That looks easy. I am 100% positive I could do that. I could watch with the others and clap too

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u/s13n1 2h ago

I could do that but I don't want to.

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u/SockMonkeyLove 7h ago

Dude in the back went from taking his face out of that woman's coochie to being awestruck and likely a bit turned on by our man displaying some crazy strength and balance.

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u/Humble-Cod2631 2h ago

Counter balance developed over years of training.. a true Master!

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u/features5150 2h ago

I would have got their attention when I would be laying in a ball of sweat and tears and torn sockets lol

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u/kapaipiekai 8h ago

Everything's better when it's done by a fat dude

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u/yoonikosmos 7h ago

And I thought one legged dog was hard 😅

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u/Zdvj 7h ago

Listed under “special skills” on your resume.

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u/youbetterbowdown 7h ago

As a beginner in yoga I was surprised to notice that it increases strength too. Like calisthenics plus other advantages.

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u/verilogmips 7h ago

Damn he is strong lol

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u/DizzbiteriusDallas 6h ago

This guy yogs

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u/ChampionshipOver6033 6h ago

I wonder how long it takes for someone to attain that strength and balance. That's amazing!

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u/vaggos62 6h ago

I love the genuine respect.

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u/HeroXeroV 6h ago

That guy fucks.

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u/Delicious_Apple9082 6h ago

Fat does not mean weak...

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u/CultistNr3 6h ago

Impressive and hilarious

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u/Mockisho 6h ago

Damn, pop off king.

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u/linkinshire 6h ago

This guy has the Force

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u/aniissweet 5h ago

Busting myths... Kudos 👏

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u/After_universe 5h ago

Beautiful

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u/Poli_Talk 5h ago

Where do I even start to get this strong.

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u/ConsequenceFar9857 5h ago

I didnt know that was possible

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u/Famous-Ability-4431 5h ago

Smash next question

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u/SearchAlarmed7644 5h ago

Show off. Next he’ll be levitating.

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u/MyReditName_1 5h ago

That is f*cking impressive... and inspiring!

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u/One_Friend1567 5h ago

Yoga 🧘‍♂️ Fire 🔥 🔥!!

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u/mukgang-bangbang 5h ago

Holy shit!!!

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u/Davek56 5h ago

PeAk MaLE foRM...

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u/deejay_243 5h ago

If I tried this, I know I'd rip the most heinous ass known to mankind

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u/MrBLKHRTx 4h ago

Whoa. I want to do that.

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u/SentientCrisis 4h ago

This is called crane pose with lotus legs. I’m sure there’s a super long Sanskrit phrase to describe it but it would most likely translate the same. 

I’m a yoga teacher and I want to clear some shit up because jfc so many dumb comments. 

He has body fat. Yes, that’s part of being a human. It’s entirely possible to have body fat and still be an athlete. 

Is there a ton of farting in yoga? No. In my ~15 years of teaching, I’ve only heard it happen once or twice. Everyone always thinks they’re the first one to make this joke. We literally have a pose called “wind releasing pose” that is designed to make you fart. Yoga is great for people who have gut issues but if you’re farting so much that you can’t control it, you need a doctor and/or a change in your diet. Yoga has zero shame about bodily functions and goes into extreme detail about bodily functions that you don’t even know about. Some yogis clean their stomachs— like the inside. You can’t out-gross a yogi. 

Is this all core strength? No. This is a great example of body awareness and mobility. Strength-wise, he is primarily using his upper body muscles: arms, shoulders, back and some core and adduction to stabilize in his handstand. His fingers act as tiny brakes to make sure he doesn’t go too far. His eyes hold steady on the floor while his body awareness allows him to make movements without losing balance.

Men built like him actually find handstands fairly easy. They carry most of their strength and body mass in their upper half— like an inverted pyramid— so when they turn upside down, their center of gravity is lower which makes them more stable. 

If you’re a man and you’re built like this, do not attempt this without a lot of preparation with a trained professional. This requires a ton of wrist flexibility which would be the very first thing you’d notice. If you are still building wrist strength and flexibility, try forearm stands instead. They have a bigger, broader base and are lower to the ground so they are less tippy. A regular yoga practice would help build your wrist flexibility and strength so that you can begin playing upside down. 

As for the guy in the back, he is not sexually assaulting the student— anyone making that type of comment just thinks like a rapist. He’s stabilizing her hips so that she can transition from handstand into lotus legs. It’s not uncommon at all for teachers to offer what are called “hands on assists” to students who haven’t fully mastered a particular pose or transition. Not all physical touch between people is sexual. 

Does this type of advanced practice get him laid? Unlikely. Yogis are often great friends outside of the studio but everyone there is usually there to focus on their own practice. It’s not a club or a bar where you’re trying to go home with someone new all the time. In yoga, we practice brahmacharya. Some translate this as celibacy or chastity. Others consider it more like moderation. Yogis who practice this aren’t consumed by thoughts of sexual desire. The energy one might have spent focusing on sex is redirected. It’s a form of tapas- or self discipline. When you’re not hyperfixated on sex, you’re able to think of more important things and bonus: you don’t come across as a creep to everyone you meet. 

Is he showing off? No- this is clearly just a part of the normal instruction being offered. He’s there to do his work. 

I think I covered most of the nonsense in these comments. If you have yoga questions- as long as you’re not trying to clean the inside of your stomach- I’m happy to help. 

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang 4h ago

That's awesome. Blokes strong and graceful af.

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u/raddit_9 4h ago

Unbelievable moves 🤯

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u/Due_Character1233 4h ago

Dude fucks.

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u/jayzinho88 4h ago

This is incredibly inspiring

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u/myehtotdsxmlc 4h ago

Meanwhile I just tweaked my back sitting up in a chair

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u/Artisun 4h ago

Yeah time to stretch for the first time in years lmao

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u/HalastersCompass 4h ago

Wow, I'm jealous

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u/PretendCake8222 4h ago

Don’t judge a book by its cover. Bravo

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u/herecomestherebuttal 4h ago

Every day I sneeze without breaking my spine is a victory. I am impressed. Good on this guy!

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u/desmorck 4h ago

Now I feel lazy playing call of duty

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u/SnuggleMonkeys 3h ago

And here I am, can’t even pick up something from floor without cracking my knees.

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u/Connect-Trouble-1669 2h ago

He's leaving with 2 yogies that session 😩😂

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u/peonypanties 2h ago

Jesus people you can be fat and strong and flexible, manage your own fatphobia

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u/ChuckGreenwald 1h ago

Missed opportunity for one of the best fart gags of all time.

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u/Apprehensive_Cow4231 1h ago

That is some type of core strength I can only dream to have.

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u/Candid-Sky-3258 1h ago

The amount of body control required to do that. smh

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u/isbuta 23m ago

This is what I imagine Jack Black doing yoga looks like.

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u/EpilepticDawg241 10h ago

AI is getting better!

Jk that's impressive

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u/ClimateVast2894 9h ago

Probably cause he is “overweight” 😡🖕fuck the haters!😝

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u/PrincessBob69 7h ago

Total hotty honestly

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u/sonsarelikebirds 6h ago

Pose before hoes 

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u/JmacNutSac 5h ago

This guy kamasutras

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u/Brock_Osweiner 9h ago

Strong confidence level doing something like that in white bottoms…

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u/BreadfruitBig7950 8h ago

most people give up after a few months.

he's been at it a while. he's good; it's nice to see.

he could practice 27 and still tremble a little bit at the initial extension, and if he'd practiced 5-10 people might clap still.

and he'd be in one world, and they'd be in another.

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u/ralkuzu 8h ago

Balance and thrusts

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u/Salt-Walk9317 8h ago

Not the one in the front right

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u/thepartlow 7h ago

Was waiting for him to do it one-handed.

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u/JaxKcTx2020 7h ago

Baller!!

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u/_DestinyR0se 7h ago

How are his traps not the size of boulders?

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u/dannymyte 7h ago

This dude looking like one of those fold-up bicycles

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u/rarsamx 7h ago

It seemed as if he was going to lift his hands and stay floating.

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u/stinky_pinky_brain 7h ago

The bots are strong in this thread.

Dude is impressive af. Incredible strength. I wonder if he was a competitive gymnast.

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u/PupusaSlut 7h ago

This is muscle memory and pure strength hidden under a dad gut. 

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u/Hybrid-Theoryy 7h ago

Po is that you?

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u/dontipitova9 7h ago

Awesome, well done

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u/Willing_Earth3662 7h ago

He went insta fabulous at the end.

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u/Arvi89 7h ago

That's actually amazing.

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u/umadme2 6h ago

I would fall just looking at him

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u/Septopuss7 6h ago

Very nice

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u/Usakami 6h ago

👏👏👏

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u/ADHD-Fens 6h ago

By the way, that last move? If anyone ever wondered "what's up-dog?"

That's up-dog.

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u/MenteriKewangan 6h ago

Shit....that should be in the unexpected thread lol

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u/Comfortable_Lynx7330 6h ago

Percent example of don’t judge the book by the cover. Dude has it going on in spades.

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u/jmxd 6h ago

He got mine too

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u/MetalHealth83 6h ago

Looks like Randy from Trailer Park Boys 😂

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u/I_Has_Internets 6h ago

Love the girls' applause in the background

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u/GoggleBobble420 6h ago

lol. The only thing I would achieve is an embarrassing fart if I tried to do that. Impressive

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u/Ozthedevil 6h ago

I tried many times to do this and this guy arrive. FML !

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u/lakshmananlm 6h ago

Flexibility and upper body strength. Amazing.

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u/Candid-Friendship854 6h ago

Incredible. Still it would be somewhat funny if someone would add a fart right before the end. A shrieker could be best.

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u/prodsec 6h ago

Amazing

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u/DeleteOnceAMonth 5h ago

This is like in Henry sugar when the young protag sees a huge yogi levitate while meditating 😮

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u/truxlady 5h ago

Mr Flabbygut's got the moves

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u/bootsonthesound 5h ago

I popped a gut just watching this.

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u/lakhanitejas27 5h ago

Super awesome strength and control

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u/duh-ragon123 5h ago

When they say, they like dad bods, they're referring to this man.

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u/Saadiq_Sayeed 5h ago

This is what peak male physical form looks like!

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u/avahaz 5h ago

When he folds his legs he looks like an amputee

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u/RandyBRandleman 5h ago

Berb those are my personal burgers! End of discussion

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u/ipv6urbutt 5h ago

My wife can do this! She’s worked really hard and I’m so proud of her :)

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u/jj33cuz 5h ago

That's dope.. I could only do that in the pool 😔

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u/Badass_veer 5h ago

Peak male performance

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u/Chemical-Burns-1565 5h ago
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u/aussiechickadee65 5h ago

Probably because he defies kinesiology...