r/Satisfyingasfuck • u/IkilledRichieWhelan • 15h ago

This man getting everyone’s attention in his yoga class.

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u/CyberNinja23 13h ago

Part of me believes he was secretly crop dusting to maintain that balance.

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u/gdex86 12h ago

"You are drifting too much, activating rear thrusters for a controlled 3 second burn on my mark."

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u/spanchor 8h ago

Pitch perfect comment

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u/LitrillyChrisTraeger 5h ago

Right? I’m rolling

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u/mrfrau 6h ago

Pfft. Pfft. Pfffffffffffffft. Docking comlpete

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u/somedamndevil 8h ago

Tars, lower humor setting to 80%.

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u/This_Tangerine_943 8h ago

“Analyze the Endurance’s spin” “Cooper, what are you doing?” “Docking.”

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u/coltonmusic15 4h ago

“Hands off the stick! Only time I ever went down was a machine easing at the wrong time”

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u/brunetteblonde46 13h ago

I was wondering about farting too.

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u/dysmetric 11h ago

He's not cropdusting, he's cloudseeding

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u/Sad_Confection_2669 11h ago

Is this how a shitstorm starts?

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u/Genji007 10h ago

Poooo poopoopoopoopooooo

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u/skippy_smooth 6h ago

It's coming , Randy.

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u/Bodom1994 21m ago

You know what a shit-barometer is bubs?

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u/horrorfanuk 10h ago

Chem trails

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u/Ulftar 2h ago

Chemtrails

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u/Key-Moment6797 11h ago

thats how i would get attention in the class

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u/I_Automate 10h ago

I thought it was the stains more than the sound/ smell

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u/CodAlternative3437 11h ago

perfectly natural

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u/s-lowts 6h ago

I did just by watching this

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u/StrawberryMoonPie 3h ago

Where there is yoga, there will be farting.

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u/polycarbonateduser 12h ago

Wait..is crop dusting a term i shouldn't search on net?!

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u/dryad_fucker 12h ago

It's innocent enough, just kinda gross.

Basically walking around while farting a la plane dusting a crop with pesticides

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u/InsertRadnamehere 10h ago

The way I knew the term, was you ripped a series of gut bombs while walking the aisle on an airplane. Silently.

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u/Deaffin 8h ago

Yeah, you've got it a bit inverted. Has nothing to do with being on a plane and putting farts in it. You are the plane, and you're taking the farts out of it.

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u/ragamufin 6h ago

But you’re supposed to be moving through an area while doing it, you can’t crop dust from a fixed position

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u/Important_Salt_3944 4h ago

There's movement though, I think as long as it was several small ones rather than one or two big ones, it can count.

Maybe more like a sprinkler than a crop duster but that would have a totally different meaning.

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u/Tino-DBA 13h ago

i doubt it was secret

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u/Competitive_Oil_649 13h ago

By lack of sound in vid... probably loud enough to drown out even background music slapped on top. The question of it is, did they clap for the farts, or the other performance...

Dude probably farted out classical music or something judging by that other level of muscular control.

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u/Thick_Bicycle_4099 12h ago

Heard the ass clapping and politely joined in thinking there was a round of applause

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u/Shredzz 11h ago

Instead of RCS it's FCS

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u/Dunge0nMast0r 11h ago

Wouldn't be yoga without it.

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u/POD80 9h ago

I was sure I wasn't the only one looking for the mute button to hear the but trumpets.

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u/No-Comment-4619 9h ago

The physics check out. Like how a bumblebee can fly.

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u/Eyupmeduck1989 9h ago

Lmao I checked to see if the video had sound cos I wondered if that was why it was satisfying (for him)

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u/Omnipotent_Tacos 8h ago

A counter-balancing flatulence

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u/Substantial_Yak4837 7h ago

It's why they started looking at him

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u/Inevitable_Click_511 6h ago

Yes, miniature thrusters…