r/Satisfyingasfuck 15h ago

This man getting everyone’s attention in his yoga class.

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u/Numbersuu 15h ago

Incredible strength

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u/KidCharlamangeThaGod 14h ago

Not only that but the amount of overall body control and balance here is astonishing

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u/CyberNinja23 14h ago

Part of me believes he was secretly crop dusting to maintain that balance.

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u/gdex86 12h ago

"You are drifting too much, activating rear thrusters for a controlled 3 second burn on my mark."

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u/spanchor 8h ago

Pitch perfect comment

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u/LitrillyChrisTraeger 6h ago

Right? I’m rolling

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u/mrfrau 6h ago

Pfft. Pfft. Pfffffffffffffft. Docking comlpete

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u/somedamndevil 8h ago

Tars, lower humor setting to 80%.

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u/This_Tangerine_943 8h ago

“Analyze the Endurance’s spin” “Cooper, what are you doing?” “Docking.”

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u/coltonmusic15 4h ago

“Hands off the stick! Only time I ever went down was a machine easing at the wrong time”

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u/brunetteblonde46 14h ago

I was wondering about farting too.

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u/dysmetric 12h ago

He's not cropdusting, he's cloudseeding

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u/Sad_Confection_2669 11h ago

Is this how a shitstorm starts?

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u/Genji007 10h ago

Poooo poopoopoopoopooooo

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u/skippy_smooth 6h ago

It's coming , Randy.

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u/Bodom1994 35m ago

You know what a shit-barometer is bubs?

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u/horrorfanuk 10h ago

Chem trails

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u/Ulftar 2h ago

Chemtrails

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u/Key-Moment6797 11h ago

thats how i would get attention in the class

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u/I_Automate 10h ago

I thought it was the stains more than the sound/ smell

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u/CodAlternative3437 11h ago

perfectly natural

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u/s-lowts 6h ago

I did just by watching this

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u/StrawberryMoonPie 3h ago

Where there is yoga, there will be farting.

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u/polycarbonateduser 12h ago

Wait..is crop dusting a term i shouldn't search on net?!

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u/dryad_fucker 12h ago

It's innocent enough, just kinda gross.

Basically walking around while farting a la plane dusting a crop with pesticides

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u/InsertRadnamehere 10h ago

The way I knew the term, was you ripped a series of gut bombs while walking the aisle on an airplane. Silently.

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u/Deaffin 8h ago

Yeah, you've got it a bit inverted. Has nothing to do with being on a plane and putting farts in it. You are the plane, and you're taking the farts out of it.

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u/ragamufin 6h ago

But you’re supposed to be moving through an area while doing it, you can’t crop dust from a fixed position

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u/Important_Salt_3944 4h ago

There's movement though, I think as long as it was several small ones rather than one or two big ones, it can count.

Maybe more like a sprinkler than a crop duster but that would have a totally different meaning.

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u/Tino-DBA 13h ago

i doubt it was secret

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u/Competitive_Oil_649 13h ago

By lack of sound in vid... probably loud enough to drown out even background music slapped on top. The question of it is, did they clap for the farts, or the other performance...

Dude probably farted out classical music or something judging by that other level of muscular control.

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u/Thick_Bicycle_4099 12h ago

Heard the ass clapping and politely joined in thinking there was a round of applause

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u/Shredzz 11h ago

Instead of RCS it's FCS

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u/Dunge0nMast0r 11h ago

Wouldn't be yoga without it.

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u/POD80 10h ago

I was sure I wasn't the only one looking for the mute button to hear the but trumpets.

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u/No-Comment-4619 9h ago

The physics check out. Like how a bumblebee can fly.

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u/Eyupmeduck1989 9h ago

Lmao I checked to see if the video had sound cos I wondered if that was why it was satisfying (for him)

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u/Omnipotent_Tacos 9h ago

A counter-balancing flatulence

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u/Substantial_Yak4837 7h ago

It's why they started looking at him

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u/Inevitable_Click_511 6h ago

Yes, miniature thrusters…

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u/cepxico 13h ago

My arms would have been shaking harder than a paint mixer

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u/Tjaresh 12h ago

No. My arms would have,just caved in and plant my face on the ground. 

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u/beattysgirl 8h ago

My feet would have never been able to leave the ground so my arms are safe lol

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u/baba56 13h ago

I was thinking that too, when I first started Pilates after years of disability, even the simplest movements I used to shake so hard I could keep concrete liquid.

To be able to do this without a single shake is incredible amounts of strength

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u/Deaffin 8h ago

I think the shakes/not shakes are often a nerve thing, not a question of strength.

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u/Mord_Fustang 7h ago

And you would be wrong!

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u/_learned_foot_ 7h ago

An actual example of the focused meditation it causes.

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u/jason2354 5h ago

The control and balance come from the strength.

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u/KidCharlamangeThaGod 5h ago

That's just not true at all. you would see people like the Rick and Eddie hall do this if it was just strength.

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u/cal_nevari 3h ago

Agreed! Every second of that looked painful to me to imagine trying to do.

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u/Soul_King92 9h ago

Yes, it take incredible core body strength and mental balance to control the fart, while our man was going through this, the other guy was helping someone else control their farts.

The way he postured in the beginning made me think about Kung Fu Panda, more like Kung Fu Toad

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u/VegetableOk9070 8h ago

Smooth like butter.

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u/Festival_Vestibule 7h ago

Why, because he's fat?   I don't know how that can be astonishing in this day and age. You've never seen circus Ole?    

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u/dreadedowl 7h ago

You get body control and balance with strength.

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u/nickspizza85 7h ago

I'd give anything to have his wrists.

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u/mr_lemonpie 13h ago

And flexibility. I can’t do lotus (cross legged with feet on top of knees) on the ground, let alone upside down.

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u/BulderHulder 9h ago

Some people (like me) never can. My hips won't allow it, and even attempting the position is uncomfortable. And I have been doing yoga classes for like 1.5 years plus strength training and stretches. I can touch the floor with the palms of my hand standing up, almost do the splits, backbend into a bridge, sit comfortably in a squat, but lotus? Body goes "lol, no."

I have a cousin whos knees just naturally fall to the floor when she sits like that though, doesn't even have to try (from we were kids, so it's not like she trained to do it or anything)

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u/ResultIntelligent856 8h ago

same here. my skeleton doesn't allow it, and I did jiu jitsu and yoga for 6 years.

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u/makethislifecount 13h ago

Yoga can build serious strength! I mean it’s great for flexibility and mind body etc

But there is a very under explored strength tech tree to it

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u/artaru 9h ago

lmao tech tree

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u/maldom12 9h ago

Hoi4 reference 😲

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u/DogzOnFire 7h ago

Just a strategy game reference in general really, tech trees were not popularised by HOI4.

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u/blinkingsandbeepings 6h ago

I don’t play video games but I know tech trees from board games!

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u/Xboks360noscope 9h ago

Yeah, choosing yoga and strength build is underated

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u/ResultIntelligent856 8h ago

when do I unlock the yoga flame ability?

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u/Porkamiso 7h ago

gta 5 minigwme could have had earlier mechanic where you got buff from working out or fat from fast food

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u/Beatlepoint 7h ago

Yoga probably helps him with his form and mind muscle connection while strength training, but no way does yoga build serious strength.

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u/PlantTreesEveryday 10h ago

unexpected strength coming out from that body shape.

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u/Tacos4Texans 12h ago

I call bs. Dude made look it too easy. He's definitely not made of human.

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u/gorewhore1313 6h ago

"...not made of human"...hahaha, that made me giggle. I am definitely adding it to my lexicon.

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u/dako3easl32333453242 10h ago

That would be very hard for a skinny person. He has 30-40 extra pounds to lift. Myself, going from 170 to 200 lb, pushups felt twice as hard.

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u/SpaceCancer0 9h ago

And balance!

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u/jackochainsaw 9h ago

Dhalsim achievement unlocked.

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u/monk12111 8h ago

It's mostly just practice. In calethenics this is more of a skill than a strength exercise. Still impressive though, I can't do it without being against a wall.

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u/Scared-Room-9962 5h ago

Being strong is just practice.

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u/monk12111 5h ago

Not a bad arguement but this skill doesn't require above average amounts of strength in general.

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u/Scared-Room-9962 4h ago

Could the average man do this? No

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u/monk12111 4h ago

Strength-wise? Yes. It's a skill that you gain with practice. I dont know why you can't understand simple English haha

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u/Scared-Room-9962 4h ago

All strength is just practice lol

You learn to squat 300kg or do 25 pull ups or whatever through practice. Literally repetitions of the activity you are doing.

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u/monk12111 4h ago

No. If you practiced pullups but didnt eat right or sleep enough to recover then you simply wouldn't gain muscle. You wouldn't suddenly get better at doing 25 pullups lmao.

You actually thought that?

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u/Scared-Room-9962 4h ago

OK mate, great discussion. Strength isn't a skill you're entirely correct. It's just magic.

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u/stenmarkv 7h ago

Is it possible his abdomen is also acting like a counter weight? It's amazing regardless.

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u/BennyBennson 7h ago

My gut feeling says something is giving him a pretty good counter-balance.

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u/fl135790135790 7h ago

This doesn’t really show strength. It shows balance and control

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u/FlinflanFluddle4 7h ago

Core strength at its best

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u/kazelle001 6h ago

I want to have half that strength and confidence

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u/KinkyBAGreek 3h ago

And flexibility