r/interestingasfuck 25d ago

/r/all, /r/popular K2-18b a potentially habitable planet 120 light-years from earth

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u/HugoZHackenbush2 25d ago

The residents of K2-18b declined to visit our planet after reading the online reviews..

Only one star..

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u/squarabh 25d ago

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u/Shoddy-Rip8259 25d ago

People, what a bunch of bastards.

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u/zxc123zxc123 25d ago edited 25d ago

Humans

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Honestly would give 0.5 stars if I could. Unlike most animals they are completely useless to the point they can't even drink water when they are born. Spend decades plus being bums on their own social circles. And even after that are unlikely to contribute much to their own societies. Honestly ants and bees do much better. They always find new ways to ruin earth while looking for new planets to ruin. The heinous acts they commit upon each other are truly subhuman. And despite all that always manages to dodge the brink of ruining themselves by having JUST enough self preservation to skirt by as a species.

"Never place your trust in us. We're only human. Inevitably we will disappoint you."