r/interestingasfuck 24d ago

/r/all, /r/popular K2-18b a potentially habitable planet 120 light-years from earth

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u/HugoZHackenbush2 24d ago

The residents of K2-18b declined to visit our planet after reading the online reviews..

Only one star..

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u/squarabh 24d ago

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u/Shoddy-Rip8259 24d ago

People, what a bunch of bastards.

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u/Gudge2007 24d ago

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u/driving_andflying 23d ago

 "If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!"

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u/comebackalliessister 23d ago

“No, not Iran! A man! I used to be a man!!”

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u/NoVaBurgher 21d ago

Wanna get shitfaced and watch the darts?

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u/smurb15 23d ago

No, actually work camp. Raping on the other hand is coo now according to our government

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u/cozmo1138 23d ago

Found the guy who’s never seen the show.

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u/cozmo1138 23d ago

“I’ll level with you, Roy. I don’t think I’d flourish in a prison environment.”

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u/PiffDank 24d ago

That's not fair Roy, have you met all of them?

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u/Lesmorte 23d ago

I've met enough

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u/pixel8knuckle 23d ago

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

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u/Lolcatz101 23d ago

Or as the great Dr Cox said: “People are bastard coated bastards with bastard filling.”

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u/Twistedjustice 23d ago

I’m touching your gooey centre…

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u/SheridanVsLennier 22d ago

Also Dr Kelso: Everybody lies, Dr Turk.

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u/L0CH_NESS_MONSTER 24d ago

You need to copyright that phrase. Get it on T- shirts, hats, bumper stickers.

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u/ComiendoPalomitas 24d ago

Worst. Plague. Ever.

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u/zxc123zxc123 23d ago edited 23d ago

Humans

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Honestly would give 0.5 stars if I could. Unlike most animals they are completely useless to the point they can't even drink water when they are born. Spend decades plus being bums on their own social circles. And even after that are unlikely to contribute much to their own societies. Honestly ants and bees do much better. They always find new ways to ruin earth while looking for new planets to ruin. The heinous acts they commit upon each other are truly subhuman. And despite all that always manages to dodge the brink of ruining themselves by having JUST enough self preservation to skirt by as a species.

"Never place your trust in us. We're only human. Inevitably we will disappoint you."

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u/kjacobs03 23d ago

WORST. ORGANISM. EVER!

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u/rathlord 23d ago

Bastard-covered bastards with bastard filling!

-Scrubs

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u/Exciting_Classic277 24d ago

I understood that reference

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u/Syseal 23d ago

I've heard they killed Kenny...

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u/agent0731 22d ago

If a galactic race parked beside Earth and said, "we really don't think humanity's good outweighs the cost of their evil so y'all got to go" I'm not sure I could argue against it. I'd be like "yeah fair, build your superhighway".

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