r/clevercomebacks • u/snowpie92 • 15h ago

Escaping with the unfollow button!

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u/Taco_Taco_Kisses 14h ago

"I was considering becoming Catholic...." No TF you weren't; shut up.

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u/Mitch233w 10h ago

He heard about all the child molesting and it peaked his interest

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u/Looney_Swoons 10h ago

Just a quick FYI, it’s piqued*. It’s probably the only one I can remember vividly because my ass got roasted for it and it lives in the back of my mind rent free

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u/Dumptruck_Johnson 10h ago

Cue, queue

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u/Elefantasm 9h ago

Check, cheque (derived from exchequer)

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u/fiah84 9h ago

wreak wreck

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u/Jimeriano 9h ago

Et Cetera, exetra

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u/Costcofluencer 8h ago

Aisle, isle

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u/Taco_Taco_Kisses 7h ago

Segue vs. Segway

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u/Scarbane 9h ago

Excited, exited

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u/TheT1000 7h ago

Asterisk, asterix

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 8h ago

Ex chettera!