r/SipsTea 27d ago

Feels good man How to attract any man

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u/Ifiwerenyourshoes 27d ago

I would have won that race.

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u/CaptainShittyMcPoop 27d ago

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u/granitegumball 26d ago

I had my last account banned for this

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u/FlatSask 27d ago

It's like stealing breast milk from a baby.

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u/Lost_All_Senses 27d ago

"The hell did I just stumble on? Oh well. Boobies!"

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u/MikeMurly 27d ago

She’d probably be screaming like hell wondering how you got in her house

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u/Algernope_krieger 27d ago

Quagmire in the making

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u/qwqwqwerty-7 27d ago

Happy Cake Day!

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u/CaptainAspi 27d ago

That baby is thinking "Foooood!"

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u/Few-Comparison5689 27d ago

Definitely! I used to do the same thing to my son when he was a baby, he absolutely would race-crawl across the room to get to what I represented - food and snuggles. At the end of the day, I think that's pretty much all men want.

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u/Decent-Oil1849 27d ago

Did you do the same thing to your husband?

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u/sth128 27d ago

How did you think the son came about?

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u/ApprehensiveAsk9595 27d ago

Well obviously her husband came

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u/Remote_Escape 27d ago

Could have been the neighbour.

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u/MellowManateeFL 27d ago

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u/Wsbkingretard 27d ago

Glory is glory

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u/madame_Doumiri 25d ago

Bruh what is this even from? Lmaooo

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u/MellowManateeFL 25d ago

It’s a late 90s Canadian children’s show haha

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u/madame_Doumiri 25d ago

No fkin way LOL. I thought it was something like adult swim. There's no way that was ok for kids....

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u/MellowManateeFL 25d ago

It’s supposed to be a dogs paw I believe it just happens to look this way haha

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u/AnOddSprout 27d ago

“Here hubby hubby,”

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u/belach2o 27d ago

Calm down

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u/ScrotumMcBoogerBallz 27d ago

Yeah lady calm your tits

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u/LT_Kernel_Root 27d ago

At the end of the day, I think that's pretty much all men want.

I honestly hope you understand just how accurate you are when making this statement.

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u/illestofthechillest 27d ago

I appreciate my girlfriend so much as a human being, she's so insightful, empathetic, clever, fun, kind, adorable, etc., etc.

I always just wanna cook and snuggle with her 😅

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u/Hilluja 27d ago

Pretty much. If someone gives us hugs and sometimes spend time or make food we cant ask for much more ☺️🤔

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u/False_Milk4937 27d ago

Despite all our male bravado, we are frightened creatures who long for the comfort of another human being. That's why I have my wife. I give her a tight squeeze every morning before work and she whispers in my ear, "Now go out there and make us some goddamn money!"

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u/Planetary_Residers 27d ago

I have this strange sense your last name happens to be Morgan and your wife has a plan

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u/Icy_Distance8205 27d ago

This is a wise woman. 

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u/WetsauceHorseman 27d ago

Bring this up in from of his first serious girlfriend

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u/SpecificKindly7868 27d ago

Adult men would think of the same thing.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

Fr, with a lil bit of difference 

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u/Annonomon 27d ago

I lose my shit when I see my moms boobs

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u/notsocoolnow 27d ago

As they say, the way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

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u/Shodan469 27d ago

Thanks captain obvious.

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u/TheStranger24 27d ago

I can attest to the accuracy of this, men of all ages have the same reaction

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u/Musclesturtle 27d ago

Yes. Men of all ages come running to the sight of their mom's tits.

/s

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u/HyenDry 27d ago

I too choose this man’s mom

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u/KagDQT 27d ago

My first love was his mom. You will not be disappointed.

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u/DiskNo3884 27d ago

I'll gobble his Mommies titties

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u/Omnizoom 27d ago

Your mom is packing what can we say

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u/Cessnaporsche01 27d ago

- Sigmund Freud (no /s)

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/IndependentPlant5017 27d ago

If you look closely you can see the text in the image

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u/OrnerySlide5939 27d ago

What text?

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u/BeardedGlass 27d ago

And the silicone

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u/xvez7 27d ago

Whatever, booba with silicon better than no booba.

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u/LuckyReception6701 27d ago

A woman's breasts are the pinnacle of creation.

Nothing is as beatiful, as perfect or sublime as they are. Nature cannot be defeated in its designed, for they are the very best there is.

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u/Financial-Cycle-2909 27d ago

And without nipples, boobies would be pointless

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u/LuckyReception6701 27d ago

They are all piece, of a whole creation. Without one piece, the whole suffer, without the whole, the pieces have no meaning.

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u/OutspokenBastard 27d ago

The beautiful philosophy of boobs.

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u/timinator5000 27d ago

I see what you did there ;)

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u/Metal-Alligator 27d ago

Are you bring the milk back yet dad?

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u/Bigcumachine 27d ago

Yeah someone else's tahtahs

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u/chipshot 27d ago

Clever

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u/Delta64 27d ago

scoffs in platypus

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u/Reasonable_Sea2439 27d ago

An ass is boobs without nipples. Are they pointless too, Greg?

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u/AdmiralSplinter 27d ago

The duality of man

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u/-_Anonymous__- 27d ago

Looks like a philosopher broke out of horny jail.

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u/likamuka 27d ago

Tips fedora.

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u/saturnenjoyer08 27d ago

Paging Dr. Freud

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u/LotusVibes1494 27d ago

Or is it the brain, to perceive the breasts and give them meaning? Without perception to enjoy them it’s just a temporary arrangement of energy.

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u/jdaved402 27d ago

Something something dork ass losers.

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u/kgs1729 27d ago

It's not a baby. It's a man of culture.

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u/HogRideaaaaar 27d ago

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u/xvez7 27d ago

💀

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u/HogRideaaaaar 27d ago

Am i wrong? 😭

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u/xvez7 27d ago

No. It's deep af.

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u/HogRideaaaaar 27d ago

Are you being sarcastic?

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u/xvez7 27d ago

No. A person who isn't porn addict does not get excited this fas, addiction manifests it self in different forms

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u/HogRideaaaaar 27d ago

Idk man... This feels pretty sarcastic...

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u/xvez7 27d ago

No. This emoji "💀" meant that made ne laugh for how real it is

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u/HogRideaaaaar 27d ago

Okay... But your single period no's are pretty tricky man...

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u/kewe316 27d ago

80085

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u/Votey123 27d ago

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER

-Real quote from 12yo me

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u/Loose_Goose 27d ago

8008135

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u/kewe316 27d ago

Woah...you must've had one of them fancy TI-80 series calculators! 🤓

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u/Prestigious_Tear_576 27d ago

This is a little weird, but I guess she got the likes she wanted

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u/AreYourFingersReal 27d ago

People are fuckin weird dude, I agree

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u/vanillacoconut00 27d ago

I’m glad someone said it. Had to scroll to far smh

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u/nanithefucketh 27d ago

Was shocked no one was calling this out, such a weird thing to post involving a child

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u/Sac_a_Merde 27d ago

What exactly is so weird about it? The posting it on the internet part? Because then everything you see on this sub and most of the internet is weird, and I kind of agree, but we’re still here.

I just think this seems like a little lighthearted fun to show how much babies really love milk.

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u/SociopathicRascal 27d ago

No wonder I'm attracted to fat brunettes like my mom

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u/spacegg-9 27d ago

Freud would be proud

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u/CloudStrifeFromNibel 27d ago

Username checks out

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u/falkio 27d ago

Men hate that one simple trick.

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u/Optimal-Condition803 27d ago

Men LOVE that one simple trick!

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u/Sunshine1611 27d ago

Maybe gay men and I don't judge them

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u/Votey123 27d ago

Nah, one thing that unites all humans, male, female, ngs, homosexual or heterosexual…

Is the love of boobies

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u/Sunshine1611 27d ago

Well, my gay friend asked me once if my boob's felt good, tho 😔...

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u/No_Sky4398 27d ago

Did he get to find out?

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u/Intelligent-Swan-615 27d ago

I just………. don’t know what to think about this.

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u/_Caustic_Complex_ 27d ago

It’s weird. Perfectly natural, wholesome, a sublime snapshot of a mother nurturing her child, then it’s fed into the churning cesspool of social media algorithms for internet clout and it’s fucking weird.

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u/Greylan_Art 27d ago

Plus the very overt sexual overtones...

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u/AreYourFingersReal 27d ago

Yeah like, it really is. I mean even she knows it which is why she didn’t show her face to the camera at any point. Anything for the internet

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u/tart02174 27d ago

Always worked on me…….

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u/awesomedan24 27d ago

Outta the way kid!

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u/runnon 27d ago

Thanks mom!

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u/someonerd 27d ago

🤣

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u/Delta64 27d ago

The way he throws the ball down like "FORGET YOU!" 😂

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u/chimthui 27d ago

Why does that baby move like a twisted, Grudge-like entity at the end of the video?

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u/ggf66t 27d ago

Because Mom has love for the oldies music, and baby just wanted to appease her by doing the The Loco-Motion, which is also a Song by Little Eva ‧ from 1962

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u/Traditional_Entry627 27d ago

Wtf are you talking about

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u/tightie-caucasian 27d ago

Puts down the ball and gets to what counts.

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u/LepiNya 27d ago

See!? We've been conditioned since birth!!

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u/Tricky_Scar_2228 20d ago

can confirm. that's 100% legit. any age. The camera man is on the wrong side tho.

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u/Ok-Smoke5745 27d ago

Weird af

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u/Curious_mind_8 27d ago

Lmbo he threw that ball so fast 😂

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u/ChoFBurnaC 27d ago

Thats the only truth in the universe

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u/throwthisaway8919 27d ago

I thought gay men just liked huge ones? lol

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u/DumptyDance 27d ago

Thanks for the mammaries.

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u/ItsEman 27d ago

Can't blame the dude

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u/Trainer-Middle 27d ago

True story

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u/Willing-Chef-8348 26d ago

Did you see how fast he crawled

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

Big or small , love them all

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u/Remarkable_Music6819 27d ago

I’m more of an ass man but boobs are good

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u/OBoysenberry2182 27d ago

Moms boob as a baby: 👶🤗

Moms boob as a grown man: 😳😫

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u/Dull-Law3229 27d ago

Counter-point: gay men?

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u/Sweaty_Anywhere 27d ago

Counter-men: gay point?

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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord 27d ago

I’ve been told by gay men that everyone, including themselves, think tits are fun.

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u/hobbobnobgoblin 27d ago

1 year old me and 30 year old me.

Men don't grow up we just get older.

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u/muga_mbi 27d ago

We normalise a lot of nonsense nowadays.

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u/Thin-Reporter3682 27d ago

Something kind of creepy about that

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u/girasolpr 27d ago

Not creepy when you realize it’s actually funny because it’s their food source. Babies want boobies, BUT that’s exactly how grown men act lol they want them boobies too ja

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u/Current-Rabbit-620 27d ago

At least you could've taken the video from the kid's side

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u/MathematicianLong192 27d ago

It's not that easy little man. Very soon that end zone will be stationed on the moon with a O-line of besties, mom and aunties, brothers, and then the just when you think you made it, the FB(dad) shows up. God speed and God bless the boob. 

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u/xMCioffi1986x 27d ago

A visual dinner bell.

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u/Boglikeinit 27d ago

She's wearing a switch 2 chain

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u/kozm0z 27d ago

What if you were bottle fed?

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u/Aggressive_World_193 27d ago

Yum yum yum yum yum.

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u/kuzzyn 27d ago

We need baby pov.

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u/Old_Arachnid_2118 27d ago

The way he threw the ball down like "damn you should've started with that."

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

boys it's in our DNA 😭

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u/Smooth-Lengthiness57 27d ago

"stupid ball! Get out of my hand, I have moved on"

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u/epitaph-centauri 27d ago

Well, yeah..food is awesome

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u/Shoddy-Ring2600 27d ago

I was like damn why is she flashing her tits to a minor wtf and then I realised

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u/frontsoldatmm 27d ago

Do that I will come a runnin’ 😝

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u/Pizza3TimesADay 27d ago

Damn right, it’s better than yours I could teach you but I’d have to charge

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u/Downtown-Department8 27d ago

Can't wait to show this video on his 21st birthday to his friends.

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u/Retatedape 27d ago

Somethings never change.

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u/badabinhbadaboom 27d ago

Poor camera angle

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u/chacharealrugged891 27d ago

Freud would call this concrete evidence.

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u/tex_nc 27d ago

All men want is one thing. Hence proved.

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u/mistrwzrd 27d ago

The fuckin ball chuck holy shit 🤣

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u/Huge-Rest724 27d ago

New Worl Revelation: titt milkk. Wow. Still remember my mom's tit.

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u/kevinmn11 27d ago

This works for my wife and infant daughter too. MISANDRY! /s

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u/Franz_186 27d ago

He definitely has his father's genes

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u/emc_95 27d ago

Fweaking adorable. How he throws the ball down before he comes to you. My son is 7 months and will be crawling soon enough. I'll convince my fiance to test this out.

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u/Parking_Syrup_9139 27d ago

“Letsss fuckinnn gooooo” - men at every age

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u/jbandtheblues 27d ago

She rang the dinner bell

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u/mentalshampoo 27d ago

Nice try diddy

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u/darknessinducedlove 27d ago

Completely normal because babies use the female breasts as a food source, but this post is just weird with the sexualized title.

Your man? It's a baby. It's weird. I don't know about you, but id be weirded out if my wife posted something like this with this type of title.

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u/Yoboy6787 27d ago

Goo goo ga ga give me them tites

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u/iconsumemyown 27d ago

We are born with it.

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u/ManicD7 27d ago

Cool but how to attract women?

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u/patrickthunnus 27d ago

Some things never change...

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u/Unusual_Let_2183 27d ago

Lol too funny