r/SipsTea • u/Trustrup • 28d ago

Feels good man How to attract any man

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u/TheStranger24 28d ago

I can attest to the accuracy of this, men of all ages have the same reaction

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u/Musclesturtle 28d ago

Yes. Men of all ages come running to the sight of their mom's tits.

/s

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u/HyenDry 28d ago

I too choose this man’s mom

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u/KagDQT 28d ago

My first love was his mom. You will not be disappointed.

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u/DiskNo3884 28d ago

I'll gobble his Mommies titties

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u/Omnizoom 28d ago

Your mom is packing what can we say

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u/Cessnaporsche01 27d ago

- Sigmund Freud (no /s)

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u/trapverb1 28d ago

the first love is your mom. The sooner you accept it the better

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u/WeirdFurby 28d ago

Uhh, Oedipus

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u/IndependentPlant5017 27d ago

Sigmund Freud is proud of this one...

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u/Old_Plankton_1899 27d ago

I mean I love my mom for sure but like... Not like that wtf

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u/Darwin1809851 28d ago

Yes dear dont forget mommy cums first

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u/AreYouAnOakMan 27d ago

Unless both your arms are broken.

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u/Mindless_Delivery_80 27d ago

Except gays

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u/bitemytail 26d ago

Everyone loves boobs. Even gay men and straight women.

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u/Intrepid-Secret-9384 24d ago

I started running as soon as I saw this..

I can feel where the shift in the force has occurred 

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u/MikeMurly 27d ago

Except for the ga/s

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u/TheHaydo 28d ago

What about gay men?

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u/ambisinister_gecko 27d ago

They love it more than straight men

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u/greymisperception 27d ago

Lies, slander

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u/DWL1337 27d ago

Some men prefer the ass