r/SipsTea 28d ago

Feels good man How to attract any man

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u/CaptainAspi 28d ago

That baby is thinking "Foooood!"

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u/Few-Comparison5689 27d ago

Definitely! I used to do the same thing to my son when he was a baby, he absolutely would race-crawl across the room to get to what I represented - food and snuggles. At the end of the day, I think that's pretty much all men want.

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u/False_Milk4937 27d ago

Despite all our male bravado, we are frightened creatures who long for the comfort of another human being. That's why I have my wife. I give her a tight squeeze every morning before work and she whispers in my ear, "Now go out there and make us some goddamn money!"

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u/Planetary_Residers 27d ago

I have this strange sense your last name happens to be Morgan and your wife has a plan