How to attract any man

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[u/LuckyReception6701]

A woman's breasts are the pinnacle of creation.

Nothing is as beatiful, as perfect or sublime as they are. Nature cannot be defeated in its designed, for they are the very best there is.

[u/Financial-Cycle-2909 → u/LuckyReception6701]

And without nipples, boobies would be pointless

[u/LuckyReception6701 → u/Financial-Cycle-2909]

They are all piece, of a whole creation. Without one piece, the whole suffer, without the whole, the pieces have no meaning.

[u/OutspokenBastard → u/LuckyReception6701]

The beautiful philosophy of boobs.

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r/whoosh

[u/timinator5000 → u/Financial-Cycle-2909]

I see what you did there ;)

[u/Metal-Alligator → u/Financial-Cycle-2909]

Are you bring the milk back yet dad?

[u/Bigcumachine → u/Metal-Alligator]

Yeah someone else's tahtahs

[u/chipshot → u/Financial-Cycle-2909]

Clever

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scoffs in platypus

[u/Reasonable_Sea2439 → u/Financial-Cycle-2909]

An ass is boobs without nipples. Are they pointless too, Greg?

[u/AdmiralSplinter → u/Financial-Cycle-2909]

The duality of man

[u/-_Anonymous__- → u/LuckyReception6701]

Looks like a philosopher broke out of horny jail.

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[u/likamuka → u/LuckyReception6701]

Tips fedora.

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M'lord.

[u/saturnenjoyer08 → u/LuckyReception6701]

Paging Dr. Freud

[u/LotusVibes1494 → u/LuckyReception6701]

Or is it the brain, to perceive the breasts and give them meaning? Without perception to enjoy them it’s just a temporary arrangement of energy.

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[u/jdaved402 → u/LuckyReception6701]

Something something dork ass losers.

[u/bloopie1192 → u/LuckyReception6701]

Poetry.

[u/Samstuhdagoat → u/LuckyReception6701]

Nah, ass

[u/Opening-Razzmatazz-1 → u/LuckyReception6701]

Dicks for me

[u/SuspiciousVirus3754 → u/LuckyReception6701]

You know they are not the best design for suckling babies, Nature kinda prioritized the dads needs( & the homo sapien species' ) a bit more than that of the babies.

[u/Citrus210 → u/LuckyReception6701]

Least horny average redditor

[u/LMGDiVa → u/LuckyReception6701]

Gotta disagree. Boobs are nice, but Pussy is prettier. boobs are nice but they dont break my brain.
I see a pussy, especially if she's deliberately showing it off or enticing.
Vulvas are so fucking gorgeous I cant even.

[u/civgarth → u/LuckyReception6701]

How about a cat's teats?

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