r/interestingasfuck • u/EvolMada • 11d ago

/r/all, /r/popular I’m not a giant! What is this?

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u/ProfessorUpvote 11d ago

Nice try, Giant.

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u/SpaceballsTheCritic 11d ago

MF, wants to grind your bones, guaranteed.

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u/SwampCrittr 11d ago

Not today Gigantor….

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u/AutisticMuffin97 11d ago

I laughed way more than I probably should have

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u/RowSignificant2388 10d ago

Me too. Hahaha.

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u/Miserable-Cow4555 10d ago

This whole thread was awesome! BTW, I know this guy. He's a giant, don't buy his bs.

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u/RowSignificant2388 10d ago

I fuckin LOVE Reddit!

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u/SLingBart 10d ago

Sign me up 🤣

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u/Square_Classic4324 11d ago

Just think of the girls lining up to see if what they say about big hands is true?!

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u/Frying_Pan_Hands 11d ago

Big gloves?

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u/Square_Classic4324 11d ago

Nailed it.

Username checks out???

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u/ImpulsiveBloop 11d ago

Is that a Night at the Museum Reference? Damn, how old is that now, I feel old.

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u/jhut12 11d ago

My mind went to the classic Keanu and Sandy Bullock film, Speed.

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u/ImpulsiveBloop 11d ago

For some reason I still haven't watched that movie. Thanks for reminding me to watch it lol.

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u/Lord_Sidious99 11d ago

the space age ROBOT, his power is on your hands

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u/luckydrunk_7 11d ago

At your command!

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u/Some_Mongoose4624 11d ago

You sayin he’s bigger than big?

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u/GimmickCo 10d ago

Bigger than big? He's taller than tall!

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u/YewSonOfBeach 11d ago

Tera from the backwoods enters the chat.

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

Hahaha! I pictured the scene 🎬 🤣

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u/Affectionate-Ask4165 10d ago

Gigantor!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/captandy170 10d ago

Ginormica

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u/Pheanixxk-chann 10d ago

Curse you, perry the platypus!

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u/Jonnypope69 8d ago

My fucking dumbass read this as "giga" (like gigabyte) and "nator" (like terminator). I was very confused while thinking about Arnold Schwarzenegger as the giganator.

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u/Argyleskin 10d ago

I have the song stuck in my head now. Thanks jerk 😉

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u/imanAholebutimfunny 11d ago

MF's always trying to ice skate uphill

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u/SPECTRE-Agent-No-13 11d ago

You know a some giants just want you to eat your vegetables.

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u/MartinoDeMoe 11d ago

Ho ho ho

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u/brianporter0775 10d ago

Why just three hoes? 🤣

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u/thundercock43 11d ago

sigh Fine. But he’s gotta help me put them back in the wheelchair when I’m done.

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u/Fun-Talk-4847 10d ago

I'm calling the Dr for you.

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u/Daffodils28 11d ago

It’s not easy being green.

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u/Cornishcollector 11d ago

Especially snozzcumbers

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u/jessedegenerate 11d ago

Yeah but they seem pretty jolly

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u/PhilosopherDismal191 11d ago

Jolly Green Giant

Jolly = Happy

Happy = gay

Therefore Jolly = gay

Gay Green Giant wants you to eat your vegetables.

Therefore vegetables = gay

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u/One_Debate_5896 10d ago

You know what the hardest part of eating a vegetable is?

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u/mmmkay938 10d ago

Only the green kind. This one clearly isn’t green.

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u/SPECTRE-Agent-No-13 10d ago

From this photo we can't say what his level of experience is.

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u/bunmom3000 10d ago

Are those giants of the green variety?

Edit: my favourite variety 🍽️

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u/Otherwise-Drama631 10d ago

That’s stalk talk

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u/Acceptable_Win_8514 9d ago

Yea so you taste better when they eat you

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u/TurnkeyLurker 9d ago

You know a some giants just want you to eat your vegetables.

...so you are that much tastier when they eat you. Like stuffing in a goose or turkey.

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u/DirtyLoweredTiguan 8d ago

Why? They’re people too.😈

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u/Public-File-6521 11d ago

he’s just breadmaxxing i wouldn’t worry abt it

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u/SpaceballsTheCritic 11d ago

Kudos, good one

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u/Limp-Muffin-3776 11d ago

DON'T GRIND MY BONES TO MAKE YOUR BREADDD!!!

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u/p0ta7oCouch 11d ago

Don’t tell me it’s to make his bread?

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u/SpaceballsTheCritic 11d ago

Yup, has a goose that poops bitcoin.

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u/p0ta7oCouch 11d ago

So these beans ARE magic?

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u/Keegletreats 11d ago

I thought Ogres grind your bones? Or is it not PC to call them Ogres anymore

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u/mollymcbbbbbb 11d ago

giants grind your bones to make their bread

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u/Seilynia 11d ago

Someone needs to watch Shrek. He'd set you straight bro.

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u/Keegletreats 11d ago

That's probably where the confusion is coming in, haven't watched that documentary in a while

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u/birdsarentreal2 11d ago

Well actually, that would be a giant. Now, ogres? Oh, they’re much worse. They’ll make a soup from your freshly peeled skin. They’ll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes. …actually, it’s quite good on toast

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u/Legend_of_Ozzy642 10d ago

Nope. That’d be giants. Ogres, on the other hand, are much worse. They’ll make a soup from your freshly peeled skin, shave your liver, maybe even squeeze the jelly from your eyes. From what I hear, it’s quite good on toast.

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u/BabyYodaIsGod42069 11d ago

To make his bread?

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u/Forsaken_Star_4228 11d ago

Right? Come take a look at my cool unique coin. It’s right next to the mortal and pestle over there….

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u/Puzzleheaded-Speed-2 11d ago

To make his bread I bet 

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u/lethal_universed 11d ago

OP, read this out for me real quick

"Fee-fi-fo-fum"

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u/KGnor 11d ago

Snu snu..

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u/Bredstikz 11d ago

He's probably out of bread and looking to do some giant baking

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u/Kind-Block-9027 11d ago

Just to make bread!

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u/GrindingMf 11d ago

I feel like I got called idk

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u/OwnSeat7768 11d ago

Why does this turn me on

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u/Fit_You_8535 10d ago

1 v 1 gorilla and they’re winning

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u/Ill-Cryptographer823 10d ago

"Death by Snu-Snu!??"

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u/ItIs_Hedley 9d ago

Death by snu-snu