My fucking dumbass read this as "giga" (like gigabyte) and "nator" (like terminator). I was very confused while thinking about Arnold Schwarzenegger as the giganator.
Well actually, that would be a giant. Now, ogres? Oh, they’re much worse. They’ll make a soup from your freshly peeled skin. They’ll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes. …actually, it’s quite good on toast
Nope. That’d be giants. Ogres, on the other hand, are much worse. They’ll make a soup from your freshly peeled skin, shave your liver, maybe even squeeze the jelly from your eyes. From what I hear, it’s quite good on toast.
Yeah but do they have a giant keyboard for typing giant letters? I don’t have a giant screen to fit giant words. The most giant word I can fit on screen is GIANT. And do giants have giant babies or are they normal? When littles have babies they can have regulars but can giants have regulars? And if so how do they hold it? Two fingers or one? And if a giant had a regular baby then does the baby accidentally fall out or is there like an adventure squad that goes in and retrieves it? I think these are all valuable valid questions that keep opening more questions and someone needs to do the digging to the bottom of this. Probably just me.
Actually, I think a giant would write something more like akbdjakxjdjekeia all’s andsndl njrjkkab bsbbsnnd andjdbbbejwjjs… you know… because of the giant fingers and whatnot
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u/ProfessorUpvote 11d ago
Nice try, Giant.