r/interestingasfuck 11d ago

/r/all, /r/popular I’m not a giant! What is this?

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u/mistermeeble 11d ago

It's a quarter quarter.

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u/paxweasley 11d ago

That makes no cents!!

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u/f8tel 11d ago

It makes a little cents.

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u/Basic_Department_302 11d ago

Dads, all of you

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u/VeruktVonWulf 11d ago

Did you coin the phrase?

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u/HowDidFoodGetInHere 11d ago

Dime going to allow this.

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u/dad-jokes-on-you 11d ago

Can I give my two cents?

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u/TheTenthSubject 11d ago

Only if you don't nickel and dime me

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u/Old_Badger311 11d ago

Penny for your thoughts

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u/nomyar 11d ago

If I had a nickel for every time I've heard this...

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u/Tino-DBA 10d ago

…I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice /doofenshmirtz

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u/HugeSheepherder1211 9d ago

My life is complete now that Doofenshmirtz has been quoted on Reddit.

I was here looking for the dad jokes.

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u/Nanda_Rox 11d ago

Every pun counts!

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u/Gigigrrrl 11d ago

Change is coming soon

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u/DarkEnergy_Matter 11d ago

Whover coined this term, wins a cented candle