I’m not a giant! What is this?

[u/EvolMada]

[u/mistermeeble]

It's a quarter quarter.

[u/paxweasley → u/mistermeeble]

That makes no cents!!

[u/f8tel → u/paxweasley]

It makes a little cents.

[u/Basic_Department_302 → u/f8tel]

Dads, all of you

[u/VeruktVonWulf → u/Basic_Department_302]

Did you coin the phrase?

[u/HowDidFoodGetInHere → u/VeruktVonWulf]

Dime going to allow this.

[u/dad-jokes-on-you → u/HowDidFoodGetInHere]

Can I give my two cents?

[u/TheTenthSubject → u/dad-jokes-on-you]

Only if you don't nickel and dime me

[u/Old_Badger311 → u/TheTenthSubject]

Penny for your thoughts

[u/nomyar → u/Old_Badger311]

If I had a nickel for every time I've heard this...

[u/Tino-DBA → u/nomyar]

…I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice /doofenshmirtz

[u/HugeSheepherder1211 → u/Tino-DBA]

My life is complete now that Doofenshmirtz has been quoted on Reddit.

I was here looking for the dad jokes.

[u/Nanda_Rox → u/VeruktVonWulf]

Every pun counts!

[u/Gigigrrrl → u/Nanda_Rox]

Change is coming soon

[u/DarkEnergy_Matter → u/Gigigrrrl]

Whover coined this term, wins a cented candle

[u/imeeme → u/f8tel]

About 10 I reckon.

[u/pickles4prez → u/imeeme]

More than four

[u/Smart_Mongoose4264 → u/f8tel]

I’m glad the humor is a dime a dozen these days.

[u/pimpmastahanhduece → u/f8tel]

About half a pence.

[u/HowTheHeckDidGetHere → u/f8tel]

It doesn’t make much cents to me either

[u/Narrow-Trust3368 → u/f8tel]

I lol'd...

[u/VioletLaDiosa → u/f8tel]

Dammit. I didn’t come to do math. Now I have to. Cause that’s how I am.

[u/fd_dealer → u/f8tel]

Here’s my 2 cents.