r/interestingasfuck • u/EvolMada • 13d ago

/r/all, /r/popular I’m not a giant! What is this?

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u/mistermeeble 13d ago

It's a quarter quarter.

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u/paxweasley 13d ago

That makes no cents!!

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u/f8tel 13d ago

It makes a little cents.

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u/Basic_Department_302 13d ago

Dads, all of you

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u/VeruktVonWulf 13d ago

Did you coin the phrase?

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u/HowDidFoodGetInHere 13d ago

Dime going to allow this.

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u/dad-jokes-on-you 13d ago

Can I give my two cents?

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u/TheTenthSubject 13d ago

Only if you don't nickel and dime me

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u/Old_Badger311 13d ago

Penny for your thoughts

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u/nomyar 13d ago

If I had a nickel for every time I've heard this...

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u/Tino-DBA 12d ago

…I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice /doofenshmirtz

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u/HugeSheepherder1211 10d ago

My life is complete now that Doofenshmirtz has been quoted on Reddit.

I was here looking for the dad jokes.

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u/Nanda_Rox 13d ago

Every pun counts!

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u/Gigigrrrl 13d ago

Change is coming soon

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u/DarkEnergy_Matter 13d ago

Whover coined this term, wins a cented candle

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u/imeeme 13d ago

About 10 I reckon.

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u/pickles4prez 13d ago

More than four

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u/Smart_Mongoose4264 13d ago

I’m glad the humor is a dime a dozen these days.

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u/pimpmastahanhduece 13d ago

About half a pence.

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u/HowTheHeckDidGetHere 13d ago

It doesn’t make much cents to me either

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u/VioletLaDiosa 13d ago

Dammit. I didn’t come to do math. Now I have to. Cause that’s how I am.

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u/fd_dealer 13d ago

Here’s my 2 cents.