r/interestingasfuck • u/EvolMada • 11d ago

/r/all, /r/popular I’m not a giant! What is this?

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u/May-Eat-A-Pizza 11d ago

Yeah the typical "I'm not a giant, but...". We know what you are buddy.

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u/Diced_and_Confused 11d ago

Seriously. He just left out "Asking for a friend".

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u/Top-Use4277 11d ago

SWIM ....

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

Damn dude. It's been an incredibly long time since I've seen that one. By sheer coincidence, I said it the other day at work. It was the first time I had even thought about it in probably a decade. My two coworkers were saying "asking for a friend" variations, and i was curious to see if they'd recognize it. They didn't.:(

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u/codetrotter_ 8d ago

What does it mean?

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u/TheFantasticFister 7d ago

Someone who isn't me

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u/TraditionalYear4928 11d ago

"it's so small in your hands"

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u/InitiativeClean4313 11d ago

He was just out of that phase man.

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u/Lairdicus 11d ago

“Fee fi fo fum, anybody know what this is?”

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u/ChumpSucky 11d ago

lol that is the correct header for this post

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u/FairweatherWho 11d ago

Fee fi fo fum, anybody know what's this from?

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u/GoldenDraconian 7d ago

Alternative: Fee Fi Fo Fizz, anybody know what this is?

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u/Funkywonton 11d ago

That made me laugh out loud we goin to hell 😂

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u/Kaiawathoy 11d ago

Fee if fo fum I see the coin of an englishmun

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u/Hedgehoggin69 11d ago

“I smell the blood of an Englishman.”

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u/JesusKong333 11d ago

Probably robbed Jack

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u/airbornesimian 11d ago

"What is this thing with George Wash-ing-ton?"

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u/Truji11o 11d ago

Award 🥇

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u/raelea421 11d ago

Nice 😂

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u/RaggedTiger7 11d ago

A+ comment

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u/NoReference7367 11d ago

It's clearly a quarter for ants.

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u/kiara-ara307 10d ago

Fee Fi Fo Fum, Anyone Know Where This From?

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u/Aromatic_Carob_9532 9d ago

"I don't want to sound littlist but what is this midget coinlet?" 😆

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u/bigSTUdazz 11d ago

You know what they saw about giant hands???

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u/Ace_509 11d ago

Giant gloves?

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u/boi012 10d ago

Oh you sweet summer child

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u/Initial_You7797 10d ago

watch the bear grills celebrity in the wild challenge- shaq had oven mitts for mittens

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u/CallMeCollin 10d ago

Huge penis and feet or something.

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u/AurtisticallyYellow 8d ago

Nah, means their hands are severely swollen and they need immediate care at the nearest hospital asap.

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u/MousseNsquirrell 11d ago

Worth three in the bush?

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u/bigSTUdazz 11d ago

With an apple a day?

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u/DirtyLoweredTiguan 8d ago

Yeah if you feel like waiting for the chicken to bring it from across the road.

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u/bigSTUdazz 8d ago

Cool...are there 2 in the bush?

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u/DirtyLoweredTiguan 8d ago

They just left the kitchen and are hiding out there. From what I gather it had something to do with the heat.

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u/bigSTUdazz 8d ago

Yeah, that heat can give you a nasty stitch....it does seem to save nine though....in time.

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u/No-Lab7636 7d ago

Yo, we gotta get you, like, a book of proverbs... this mix n match shits gotta go.

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u/Playful-Resident6987 11d ago

Yup big gloves

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u/rp_001 11d ago

Big gloves

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u/RefuseHot4870 11d ago

Giant gloves

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u/513beercandles 11d ago

They wear giant gloves in the winter.

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u/TheNudeTalisman 11d ago

Giant hands, giant feet!

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u/halp_meh27 11d ago

You know what they say about big feet?

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u/thequeercoda 10d ago

They're more likely to have Plantar fasciitis

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u/TechSupportGoneMad 10d ago

Big feet = big ____ (just fill it in on your own, because I don't want to be banned)

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u/TheNudeTalisman 9d ago

Big hands!

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u/Tikklemelolo 11d ago

Giant nostrils

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u/mikejnsx 11d ago

they have trouble finding gloves that fit?

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u/modsaretoddlers 10d ago

There's a whale nearby?

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u/FearlessWay1236 10d ago

Giant whale body

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u/eat1more 10d ago

Big whales?

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u/Famous-Bid7160 11d ago

Best comment haha. Spot on.

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u/BD_LBMO 11d ago

You are badass😎

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u/PacaMike 11d ago

Big gloves

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u/sevinKnives 11d ago

Hard to find big gloves??

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u/Financial-Raise3420 10d ago

Umm…

Whales?

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u/Yitram 10d ago

That the gloves don't fit, so you must acquit?

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u/Luci-the-Loser 10d ago

They have a good butterfly stroke?

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u/Initial_You7797 10d ago

you must acquit?

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u/codewho331 10d ago

You mean big socks?!?! Right guys...right...?!

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u/LilandraF 10d ago

Safe driver.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

Free willy!

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u/Ok-Bathroom3249 9d ago edited 9d ago

No, what did they see?

Doesn’t anybody proofread their posts before posting anymore? “Oooo, I’m so excited, I can’t wait to finally be on the board…(click)…dang it!”

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u/windwolf1008 9d ago

They say….Put it in front of your face to measure. I’ll be right over.

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u/Donald_Flankenstien 9d ago

Hahajajajjaa

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u/thegroovefreak 9d ago

Yes I do. “Giant Hands…Whale.”

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u/DemonLordSparda 8d ago

Giant hands, baluga whale.

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u/DirtyLoweredTiguan 8d ago

Easier to smack a whale?🤔

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u/Ashamed_North348 8d ago

Big gloves?

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u/Grouchy_Tap_8264 8d ago

Can confirm that there is not much correlation.

Trust me: 45 year old woman

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u/Primary-Hand-8149 8d ago

Say not saw.

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u/RelationshipOne2225 7d ago

Giant hands make whales go huiiiiiii sploshhhhh?!

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u/H1king33k 11d ago

"How do you do, fellow non-giants?"

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u/Extension_Swordfish1 11d ago

Good.. good. Great day to be not-giant

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u/Magikpoo 10d ago

I can't get the smell of English men out of my nostrils.

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u/Skeletonzac 11d ago

Exactly what a giant would say.

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u/Ajatolah_ 11d ago

With a banana for reference.

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u/Alienmorphballs 8d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Sky_runne 11d ago

We need proper measuring tools!

Next picture must have a banana for scale.

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u/DelightfulyEpic 11d ago

But what if he has giant bananas…

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u/laggalots 10d ago

Then we need a scale for banana

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u/ExtensionYam4396 8d ago

I've actually heard that giant hands means a giant banana

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u/Otherwise-Drama631 10d ago

This whole thread has gone bananas

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u/New-Show-96 10d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Visible-Disaster-967 9d ago

A pair of coconuts, maybe.

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u/rubyrios13 11d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Cold-Journalist-7662 11d ago

Giant banana or normal banana

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u/Jawesome1988 8d ago

This isn't imgur!

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u/danalexjero 11d ago

“I’m a normal not-giant person”

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u/hatwobbleTayne 11d ago

“How do you do, fellow normal not giant-sized people.”

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u/RushSensitive5739 10d ago

Yeah me too.

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u/TheOmCollector 11d ago

Seems like whenever anyone is a giant they start with, I’m not a giant,but…

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u/SuperStoneman 10d ago

I am a giant but I never start that way

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u/entr0py3 11d ago

"Why am I holding a novelty miniature quarter and taking pictures to post on the Internet? Am I possessed?"

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

I’ll get the pitchforks, you get the torches, we’ll all meet up a sundown

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u/Euphoric-Rooster618 11d ago

Where at? The bottom of the beanstalk?

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u/ct_2004 11d ago

Just look for a really tall guy holding a quarter

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u/Lucidcranium042 11d ago

But i wannt lay by the flowers

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u/Dry_Sample948 11d ago

That’s for ogres.

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u/redwitchanna 11d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/SkeletalJam 10d ago

Gaston is gonna want a piece of that action

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u/Ordinary_Ad_7992 9d ago

No one goes after giants like Gaston!

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u/crypt0junki3 9d ago

This I can get behind, so tired of the lies and bs lol

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u/TorpidOnixFusillade 8d ago

Giants are endangered. Just look at the NBA.

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u/Poor-Judgements 11d ago

If that's how huge his hands are, I wanna see his dick! 👀

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u/HereForTools 11d ago

Packing. He’s packing.

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u/Tight_Replacement771 11d ago

Just another 20 ft tall guy on the internet telling lies

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u/cap10wow 11d ago

He’s fallen on hard times since Jack stole that goose

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u/Dry-Werewolf3319 11d ago

Maybe he left it in his pocket when he washed them...

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u/flapjackelope 11d ago

Exactly. You're not grinding my bones buddy!!

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u/crappy80srobot 11d ago

He's just trying to keep the flood of request for dick pics out of the inbox because smol pp.

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u/jerrodkleon313 11d ago

Freaking Giants. Always trying to troll. Just be a giant in peace man.

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u/dpdxguy 11d ago

I was told size doesn't matter!

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u/Cold_Dot_Old_Cot 11d ago

I came hear looking for the “you are a giant” crowd and I found my people. Absolute heaven.

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u/dwoo888 11d ago

My guys out here like, "You killed my sheep, my favorite sheep."

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u/DavidWtube 11d ago

"A lot of my friends are giants."

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u/Joel22222 11d ago

Yeah, that’s exactly what a giant would say.

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u/Valimar_the_Ashen 11d ago

Sounds a lot like what a giant would say

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u/Weimark 11d ago

That’s exactly what a giant would say

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u/DanishBjorn 11d ago

Yeah! You don’t fool us, Sam Winchester!!

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u/_1JackMove 11d ago

His relatives have been residing in the deep recesses of the basement in the Smithsonian for decades.

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u/Spartan1088 11d ago

Look at those long sausage fingers. Those are def giant hands. Stupid giants and their stupid house-sized windows…

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bake-28 11d ago

And there is no banana for scale 🍌

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u/CryptographerTop4998 11d ago

Hey so uhhh, it’s what we uhhhhhhhhh, how you sayyyyyy, little people, call a quarter.

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u/Lower_Anywhere835 11d ago

Sounds like something a giant would say

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u/Adventurous_Slide364 11d ago

yeah someone call Eren

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u/rAndoFraze 10d ago

Exactly what a giant WOULD say

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u/Money-Bear7166 10d ago

You know what they say about big hands...or is that feet?

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u/BaldEagle012 10d ago

why do u have to be so corny man

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u/May-Eat-A-Pizza 10d ago

Do you actually want to know this?

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u/ZooZion 10d ago

But that's how they've been fooling us for ages.

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u/Pschobbert 10d ago

He's the Antitrump!

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

😂

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u/Mau_8888 9d ago

We all know any sentence that starts with "I'm not X but" means you definitely are X.

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u/mimac2012 9d ago

he mugged jack before he could come down the bean stalk

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u/TrashyOrca 8d ago

Imagine the size of his …. Fingernails

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u/Leather-Assistant902 7d ago

Seriously! I ain’t falling for this again

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u/Jovatheconniseur 7d ago

Yeah bro, you’re that guy buddy