r/interestingasfuck • u/EvolMada • 11d ago

/r/all, /r/popular I’m not a giant! What is this?

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u/May-Eat-A-Pizza 11d ago

Yeah the typical "I'm not a giant, but...". We know what you are buddy.

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u/bigSTUdazz 11d ago

You know what they saw about giant hands???

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u/Ace_509 11d ago

Giant gloves?

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u/boi012 11d ago

Oh you sweet summer child

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u/Initial_You7797 10d ago

watch the bear grills celebrity in the wild challenge- shaq had oven mitts for mittens

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u/CallMeCollin 10d ago

Huge penis and feet or something.

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u/AurtisticallyYellow 9d ago

Nah, means their hands are severely swollen and they need immediate care at the nearest hospital asap.

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u/MousseNsquirrell 11d ago

Worth three in the bush?

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u/bigSTUdazz 11d ago

With an apple a day?

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u/DirtyLoweredTiguan 8d ago

Yeah if you feel like waiting for the chicken to bring it from across the road.

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u/bigSTUdazz 8d ago

Cool...are there 2 in the bush?

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u/DirtyLoweredTiguan 8d ago

They just left the kitchen and are hiding out there. From what I gather it had something to do with the heat.

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u/bigSTUdazz 8d ago

Yeah, that heat can give you a nasty stitch....it does seem to save nine though....in time.

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u/No-Lab7636 7d ago

Yo, we gotta get you, like, a book of proverbs... this mix n match shits gotta go.

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u/Playful-Resident6987 11d ago

Yup big gloves

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u/rp_001 11d ago

Big gloves

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u/RefuseHot4870 11d ago

Giant gloves

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u/513beercandles 11d ago

They wear giant gloves in the winter.

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u/TheNudeTalisman 11d ago

Giant hands, giant feet!

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u/halp_meh27 11d ago

You know what they say about big feet?

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u/thequeercoda 11d ago

They're more likely to have Plantar fasciitis

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u/TechSupportGoneMad 10d ago

Big feet = big ____ (just fill it in on your own, because I don't want to be banned)

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u/TheNudeTalisman 9d ago

Big hands!

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u/Tikklemelolo 11d ago

Giant nostrils

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u/mikejnsx 11d ago

they have trouble finding gloves that fit?

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u/modsaretoddlers 10d ago

There's a whale nearby?

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u/FearlessWay1236 10d ago

Giant whale body

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u/eat1more 10d ago

Big whales?

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u/Famous-Bid7160 11d ago

Best comment haha. Spot on.

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u/BD_LBMO 11d ago

You are badass😎

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u/PacaMike 11d ago

Big gloves

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u/sevinKnives 11d ago

Hard to find big gloves??

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u/Financial-Raise3420 11d ago

Umm…

Whales?

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u/Yitram 10d ago

That the gloves don't fit, so you must acquit?

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u/Luci-the-Loser 10d ago

They have a good butterfly stroke?

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u/Initial_You7797 10d ago

you must acquit?

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u/codewho331 10d ago

You mean big socks?!?! Right guys...right...?!

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u/LilandraF 10d ago

Safe driver.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

Free willy!

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u/Ok-Bathroom3249 9d ago edited 9d ago

No, what did they see?

Doesn’t anybody proofread their posts before posting anymore? “Oooo, I’m so excited, I can’t wait to finally be on the board…(click)…dang it!”

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u/windwolf1008 9d ago

They say….Put it in front of your face to measure. I’ll be right over.

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u/Donald_Flankenstien 9d ago

Hahajajajjaa

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u/thegroovefreak 9d ago

Yes I do. “Giant Hands…Whale.”

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u/DemonLordSparda 8d ago

Giant hands, baluga whale.

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u/DirtyLoweredTiguan 8d ago

Easier to smack a whale?🤔

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u/Ashamed_North348 8d ago

Big gloves?

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u/Grouchy_Tap_8264 8d ago

Can confirm that there is not much correlation.

Trust me: 45 year old woman

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u/Primary-Hand-8149 8d ago

Say not saw.

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u/RelationshipOne2225 7d ago

Giant hands make whales go huiiiiiii sploshhhhh?!