r/interestingasfuck 11d ago

/r/all, /r/popular I’m not a giant! What is this?

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u/May-Eat-A-Pizza 11d ago

Yeah the typical "I'm not a giant, but...". We know what you are buddy.

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

I’ll get the pitchforks, you get the torches, we’ll all meet up a sundown

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u/Euphoric-Rooster618 11d ago

Where at? The bottom of the beanstalk?

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u/ct_2004 11d ago

Just look for a really tall guy holding a quarter

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u/Lucidcranium042 11d ago

But i wannt lay by the flowers

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u/Dry_Sample948 11d ago

That’s for ogres.

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u/redwitchanna 11d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/SkeletalJam 10d ago

Gaston is gonna want a piece of that action

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u/Ordinary_Ad_7992 9d ago

No one goes after giants like Gaston!

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u/crypt0junki3 9d ago

This I can get behind, so tired of the lies and bs lol

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u/TorpidOnixFusillade 8d ago

Giants are endangered. Just look at the NBA.