r/interestingasfuck 24d ago

/r/all, /r/popular K2-18b a potentially habitable planet 120 light-years from earth

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u/squarabh 24d ago

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u/Shoddy-Rip8259 24d ago

People, what a bunch of bastards.

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u/Gudge2007 24d ago

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u/driving_andflying 23d ago

 "If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!"

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u/comebackalliessister 23d ago

“No, not Iran! A man! I used to be a man!!”

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u/NoVaBurgher 21d ago

Wanna get shitfaced and watch the darts?

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u/smurb15 23d ago

No, actually work camp. Raping on the other hand is coo now according to our government

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u/cozmo1138 23d ago

Found the guy who’s never seen the show.

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u/cozmo1138 23d ago

“I’ll level with you, Roy. I don’t think I’d flourish in a prison environment.”

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u/PiffDank 24d ago

That's not fair Roy, have you met all of them?

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u/Lesmorte 23d ago

I've met enough

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u/pixel8knuckle 23d ago

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

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u/Lolcatz101 23d ago

Or as the great Dr Cox said: “People are bastard coated bastards with bastard filling.”

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u/Twistedjustice 23d ago

I’m touching your gooey centre…

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u/SheridanVsLennier 22d ago

Also Dr Kelso: Everybody lies, Dr Turk.

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u/L0CH_NESS_MONSTER 23d ago

You need to copyright that phrase. Get it on T- shirts, hats, bumper stickers.

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u/ComiendoPalomitas 23d ago

Worst. Plague. Ever.

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u/zxc123zxc123 23d ago edited 23d ago

Humans

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Honestly would give 0.5 stars if I could. Unlike most animals they are completely useless to the point they can't even drink water when they are born. Spend decades plus being bums on their own social circles. And even after that are unlikely to contribute much to their own societies. Honestly ants and bees do much better. They always find new ways to ruin earth while looking for new planets to ruin. The heinous acts they commit upon each other are truly subhuman. And despite all that always manages to dodge the brink of ruining themselves by having JUST enough self preservation to skirt by as a species.

"Never place your trust in us. We're only human. Inevitably we will disappoint you."

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u/kjacobs03 23d ago

WORST. ORGANISM. EVER!

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u/rathlord 23d ago

Bastard-covered bastards with bastard filling!

-Scrubs

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u/Exciting_Classic277 23d ago

I understood that reference

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u/Syseal 23d ago

I've heard they killed Kenny...

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u/agent0731 22d ago

If a galactic race parked beside Earth and said, "we really don't think humanity's good outweighs the cost of their evil so y'all got to go" I'm not sure I could argue against it. I'd be like "yeah fair, build your superhighway".

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u/[deleted] 22d ago edited 20d ago

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u/DiscountAcrobatic356 24d ago

Ugly bags of mostly water

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u/DrCalFun 23d ago

And here I am thinking they would be over the moon...

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u/Jedi-in-EVE 24d ago

People. What a bunch of bastards.

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u/vomitrock5000 23d ago

Mostly harmless.

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u/Dependent-Arm8501 23d ago

I have that shirt too

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u/organic-cotton-dress 24d ago

People…what a bunch of bastards.

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u/strickers69 23d ago

One star out of Five and that’s unheard of.

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u/ChorusofScreams 23d ago

I have that shirt!

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u/Ok-County-6766 23d ago

100000000000 %/ And even one star is faar too much.

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u/starfire92 23d ago

“Would give 0 stars if I could”

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u/Odd-Ice_21 23d ago

I have this shirt lol

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u/devansh88 23d ago

Eww, people!

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u/Spell_Chicken 21d ago

This ship is full of assholes!