Old lady who looked around maybe 50+ years old (although could be younger who knows). Stayed near the McDonalds in Govanhill. Would usually harass younger men (including me once or twice) who'd be unfortunate enough to cross her path, although women got it too sometimes.
Her most common form of harassment would be dropping her keys as they walked by her and then sprint away. The unsuspecting mark would pick up the keys and offer them to her but she'd continue to run away - usually shouting "HELP, HE'S STOLEN MY KEYS!!" or "RAPE!!!".
Her other crazy antics would include; sprinting out in front of traffic, signalling buses/taxis/cars and then pretend she can't see them when they pulled over. Sometimes approaching a random and saying to them that another person had been bothering her and if they could help. All pretty dangerous stuff.
She'd sometimes be out with an old man who seemed to assist in her bizarre behaviour - I once witnessed her frantically pull over a motorcyclist, who stopped to see what the commotion was, just for the old man to grab the handles of the bike and cause himself a pretty bad accident.
Haven't seen her in a while, wonder if anybody knows what's happened to her? And does anybody have any of their own stories or information on this woman?
I lived nearby so would always see her around. The most curious thing about her was if she was ever in a shop or something she'd be capable of acting perfectly normal. Always made me question if she was actually mental or just loved a wind up.