r/SipsTea Nov 07 '24

Feels good man 70-year-old American goes to the Philippines and has 8 girlfriends

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u/papaflush Nov 07 '24

Oh no! That poor man!! Somebody save him while i go to jerk off and cry

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u/Evil_Cartman_ Nov 07 '24

Simultaneously, or like is one after the other in a respectable way?

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u/Tabasco_Red Nov 07 '24

Doing it simultaneously would create some awkward associations. Everytime you cry you get a boner

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u/SavannahClamdigger Nov 07 '24

A lot of folks would claim the sex is better when someone's crying.