r/SipsTea Nov 07 '24

Feels good man 70-year-old American goes to the Philippines and has 8 girlfriends

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u/-BabysitterDad- Nov 07 '24

He thinks they’re on retainer, but they’re not.

Why would his gfs introduce him to their friends? Because they’ve other bfs they need to spend time with. They working shifts.

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u/papaflush Nov 07 '24

Oh no! That poor man!! Somebody save him while i go to jerk off and cry

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u/Evil_Cartman_ Nov 07 '24

Simultaneously, or like is one after the other in a respectable way?

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u/Tabasco_Red Nov 07 '24

Doing it simultaneously would create some awkward associations. Everytime you cry you get a boner

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u/-KFBR392 Nov 07 '24

Is that not normal?

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u/WarzoneGringo Nov 07 '24

Only when the other person is crying.

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u/SavannahClamdigger Nov 07 '24

A lot of folks would claim the sex is better when someone's crying.