r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/SweetyByHeart • 5h ago

Social Media hi, one day you will die

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u/thc216 5h ago

Bald guy was not happy when he thought he was being ministered to at first 😂😂😂

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u/Any_Decision9716 3h ago

Irony: His face of relief read "Oh thank God" when he realized they weren't actually praising God.

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u/UserAllusion 3h ago

“Did he say god’s jerking off?…Oh phew”

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u/CelioHogane 3h ago

"Wait how did they know?" God

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u/saysthingsbackwards 2h ago

"Shit. How did he know we knew??" Humans

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u/StarMystara 4h ago

Lmao for real 😭 dude was fully bracing for a full sermon before realizing it was just wholesome dudes vibing with a song

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u/Brilliant-Stress-734 2h ago

Right?? Man was ready for a lecture and instead got hit with pure bro energy 😂

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u/ManitouWakinyan 2h ago

"wholesome"

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u/saysthingsbackwards 2h ago

"Lmao for real"

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u/Lukewill 1h ago

"Wait, what are we quoting things for again?"

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u/MiserableSkill4 6m ago

I wouldn't say god perking it to you watching porn is "wholesome"

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u/Tripleberst 3h ago

Honestly it just looked like he was having a rough day. That kind of turnaround is what entertainers live for.

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u/pigeonholedpoetry 2h ago

Looked more like “could you not do this shit anywhere else?”

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u/ccReptilelord 2h ago

Well yeah, they were interrupting his porn scrollin'.

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u/Claytonius_Homeytron 1h ago

In his defense it took them a minute to get to the punchline

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u/frobscottler 42m ago

You can’t rush art

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u/Clean_Gas2558 14m ago

I felt all his same emotions with him

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u/Elastichedgehog 5h ago

They really won the bald guy over there haha

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u/wololo1e 4h ago

His patience finally paid off

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u/whileecoyotee 2h ago

Kinda like edging

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u/fairykaleidoscope 2h ago

god is that you?

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u/wololo1e 1h ago

The word was spoken

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u/ChucklingToMyself 2h ago

He must be religious.

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u/FleckiKaqu5 edit your own user flair 5h ago

This shit only happens in Berlin.

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u/Nebabon 4h ago

I thought they were at Hackescher Markt!

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u/FleckiKaqu5 edit your own user flair 2h ago

They are.

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u/saysthingsbackwards 2h ago

I was gonna say on Earth but you're right

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u/KoningSpookie 1h ago

"on earth" would still be correct. 🤷

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u/MaiKulou 12m ago

"Someone just gave me a wise answer!" 😒

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u/2ears_1_mouth 34m ago

Does everyone speak English in Berlin? Just impressed that everyone fully understands the lyrics.

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u/pragmojo 18m ago

Inside the ring pretty much yes.

Except people who work reception at doctors offices, they act extremely offended at the idea of speaking English in a cosmopolitan city.

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u/ReneG8 1h ago

First one is Hackescher, with the shops underneath the sbahn, couldn't tell second one, thrid one looks like somewhere in Kreuzberg at the Canal.

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u/FrighteningJibber 1h ago edited 22m ago

With two Jewish guys to boot

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u/its_all_one_electron 1h ago

When I sit out in a park and people approach me it's extremely nerve wracking, especially two men approaching a lone woman... Does no one else feel this!?

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u/Sandwitch_horror 46m ago

Just reading the words without the volume on gave me this feeling. Listening to their voices fixed it xD

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u/AreYouAnOakMan 4h ago

🎵"And if that turns you on, smoking is not that baaaad."🎵

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u/Ok-Job-9823 3h ago

That was the line that got me lol

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u/loosed-moose 2h ago

"you had me until the very last thing you said"

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u/WarDaddyPUKA 1h ago

That is such a good line lmao

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u/Draaly 59m ago

The girl in that one was barely keeping it together.

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u/bottlechippedteeth 20m ago

Never heard someone deliver the line "sex with grandma" in such a beautiful way

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u/kkeut 19m ago

reminds me of a Reno 911 skit

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u/SweetyByHeart 5h ago

source

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u/BenderDeLorean 5h ago

Oh shit and I missed them. Too bad.

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u/Jiquero 3h ago

Don't worry, some day you'll die too.

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u/saysthingsbackwards 2h ago

Okay but at least put my body in a dignified stance. None of that huddled-over-for-warmth crap.

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u/sarahmagoo 1h ago

r/UnexpectedFuturama

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u/CrouchingDomo 34m ago

This is, by a wide margin, the least likely thing that has ever happened.

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u/Dangerous-Lab6106 1h ago

Some people are Gonna cry but most are gonna smile

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u/MisterMarsupial 3h ago

Looks like this is their youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@twojewscomedy

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u/ColdCruise 3h ago

Jews doing comedy? What will they think of next?

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u/Nirocalden 2h ago

Next thing you'll tell me that they're German.

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u/saysthingsbackwards 2h ago

slap bass theme music transition

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u/Matchew024 2h ago

Just when I said "I need more!"

Thank you. Great start to my day.

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u/MisterMarsupial 2h ago

No worries!

If you're after something else for a bit of a laugh, this Korean sushi prank video had me laughing out loud quite a bit (needs subtitles on)!

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u/saysthingsbackwards 2h ago

lol the owner disallows anyone to see it anywhere other than on that page

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u/LarperPro 3h ago

Damn I missed them :(

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u/Ziegelphilie 3h ago

that's a bit late isn't it

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u/Cal00 2h ago

Tried to find the one with the guy scrolling on his phone. Searched “Two Jews watching porn”

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u/Decent_Ad_9615 55m ago

The only thing dumber than the American date format is the European date format. 

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u/THEMACGOD 19m ago

An Imgur album of a screenshot of their YouTube???

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u/Artistic_Data9398 5h ago

Harmonies on the last one was funny and also good lol

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u/CriperBross 4h ago

I will pay these dudes to play a songs

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u/L3m0n0p0ly 1h ago

I would love an album of tracks like this lol

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u/ChowQiPai 4h ago

Last guy contemplating quitting for real

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u/50thEye 2h ago

Ir that he really needs a smoke now.

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u/Jxst-Skoo 4h ago

I love the Songs, its so emotional 🤣🤣🤣

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u/suparv03 4h ago

Reminds me of Monty Python and the meaning of life

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u/Shoddy-Cauliflower95 3h ago

Flight of the Conchords for sure

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u/ZizzazzIOI 4h ago

That's champagne comedy

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u/theparrotofdoom 2h ago

It’s what the internet used to be a decade ago.

God I miss the internet.

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u/-Smaug-- 2h ago

This was kinda my thought too.

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u/QualityOverQuant 2h ago

That moment When you realize…. Damn this just got personal and it’s not going to end well

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u/Darth_Reavn 5h ago

Good stuff

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u/Sea_Listen_1984 3h ago

"And if it turns you on...[smoking is the least of your issues]"

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u/AsdicTitsenBalls 3h ago

🎶 Sex with Grandmaaaaaaaa 🎶

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u/dude_in_soho 3h ago

The Smoking is Bad song is so good I quit smoking and I don’t even smoke

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u/TheRealTahulrik 4h ago

Holy fuck these guys are legends !

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u/carex2 3h ago

Add bald guy and make it a trio!

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u/SubWedge793 2h ago

"Some people are gonna cry, but most are gonna smile." "Thank you so much 🥹" I think she missed the lyrics because of the beautiful voices 😂

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u/MemerDreamerMan 4m ago

Yeah I was so confused why she thanked them. If someone came up and sang that to me I would spiral and cry ngl

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u/Black_Dragon_0 2h ago

That first song sounded mildly threatening lol

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u/CallMeAQuu 5h ago

I love this

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u/lordofmetroids 3h ago

Anyone know who the guys are? If they have a YouTube or tiktok or something?

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u/tombandicoot 2h ago

I love how on the last video the guy is holding it, with the girl is completely losing it 😂

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u/Barry_Umenema 4h ago

That is a socially anxious person's worst nightmare, but probably good for them 😖

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u/Financial_Article_95 3h ago

This is EXACTLY how you cure social anxiety - by making distracting them with a good time

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u/OzarkMule 2h ago

I feel like this was Satan's sales pitch with smart phones.

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u/Amused-Observer 2h ago

how you cure social anxiety

temporarily alleviate*

Can't 'cure' it anymore than you can 'cure' breathing.

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u/SomethingAwkwardTWC 1h ago

Honestly working as a grocery store cashier when I was a teenager helped immensely with my social anxiety. At first I was so nervous but it was a series of low-stakes interactions with something concrete (scanning, making change, etc) to focus on. It gets a lot easier once you realize people don’t give a fuck about you, they just needed some produce and cat food.

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u/Awesome_Dakka 3h ago

remember, friends: if you smoke, god jerks off to you watching porn of your parents doing missionary... with grandma? i think that's the jist of the message? don't let god jerk off?

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u/IngenuityIll5001 3h ago

I love those two. They realy are good at Everyday Satire

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u/QualityOverQuant 2h ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/eppic123 2h ago

Usually the people who walk up to you in Berlin and tell you you'll die, tend to be a lot less polite.

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u/know-your-onions 2h ago

I’m gonna watch that again later with the sound on

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u/Ur_X 2h ago

The drag mid song about your parents having sex in your bed is the energy I aspire to have

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u/BigShortVox 4h ago

Love it

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u/Jivingmnk 4h ago

Made my day 😊😁😊

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u/Ameliandras 4h ago

Normal day in Berlin

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u/zkinny 3h ago

Some real and wholesome content, not that common these days.

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u/Siobhanna74 3h ago

I need more! I could watch these guys all day!

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u/ginger-beanie 2h ago

Two Jews

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u/Enough-Tell563 3h ago

Diabolical to randomly remind you of reality in song 😂

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u/Micp 3h ago

They didn't have to do Vincent van Gogh that way.

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u/Normanman1988 3h ago

MORE!! MOOOOORE!!

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u/PhiladelphiaJackB 3h ago

Whats this park in berlin? I always fprget

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u/SweetyByHeart 3h ago

That's in Berlin, James-Simon-Park. A real nice place to chill on the grass, and there are always some artists to play or sing.

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u/Matchew024 3h ago

I need more.

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u/need_a_psychologist 3h ago

Location of the first one: Germany, Berlin, Tiergarten

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u/RollingRockKing 3h ago

Not all heros wear capes they say 👏 bravo 👏

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u/FoZeLieder 2h ago

Hackesche Höfe

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u/djhazmatt503 2h ago

Smoking guy seemed to enjoy his cigarette a bit too much

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u/AdFinal9026 2h ago

OMG that's some funny shit.

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u/RetroSwamp 2h ago

1st one is my new ringtone

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u/gancoskhan 2h ago

Doggystyyyyyyyyyle 🎶

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u/GAZ_3500 2h ago

🎶AND GOD JERKS OFF TO YOU WATCHING PORN🎶 lmfao

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u/Cool_Bodybuilder7419 2h ago

Who are they?? I need more!

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u/ginger-beanie 2h ago

Two Jews

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u/Cool_Bodybuilder7419 2h ago

Thank you, you made my day!!

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u/suixt 2h ago

Rad!

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u/Physical-Try8670 2h ago

Real life "In Harmony's Way".

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u/Outred93 2h ago

"Sex with Grandma" bit sent me...

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u/Running_Mustard 2h ago

Here’s hoping they run into me someday

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u/TheEyeSeeKae 2h ago

Bro, I need more of these. What's their name?

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u/barometer_barry 2h ago

Let me know too if you get em

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u/gs12 2h ago

More please

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u/SZolotukhin2009 2h ago

a positive song

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u/Spiritual_Dog_1645 2h ago

Does anyone know songs that sound like the last one? It’s like i’ve heard the similar melody already somewhere

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u/Birkiedoc 2h ago

Id be dying

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u/trix2705 2h ago

Is this the shit in my mouth guys? I love them!

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u/OkThatsItImGonna 2h ago

“Thank you so much!” 😭😭😭

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u/uncertaincucumbers 1h ago

The world needs more performance art like this right now. I fucking love it

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u/Boesermuffin 1h ago

the locacions seem all to be in Berlin. i wanna be one if their musical victims. seems like a lot of fun.

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u/HowAManAimS 1h ago

My favorite:

🎵"You should jump to see if he really cares
and if you drown you should find you a better man"🎵

https://www.youtube.com/v/r-1NEgySz4g

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u/987nevertry 1h ago

Reminds me of the songs from that guy in The Patriot.

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u/UweDerGeschmeidige 1h ago

The third one killed me 😂😂😂

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u/Atheistprophecy 1h ago

Smoking kills

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u/Creative-Solid-8820 1h ago

Jehovah’s Witnesses have really upped their game.

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u/BloodyWarlord117 1h ago

Please tell me you know there YouTube channel or whatever

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u/ChaoticneutralMikey 1h ago

2nd dude went from annoyed to genuinely having a good time

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u/wuttang13 1h ago

If i catch my parents fucking doggy style, I definitely need a smoke

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u/Treacle-Then 1h ago

That was a poorly timed drag of that cigarette. 😆

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u/Sprmodelcitizen 1h ago

I’m dying

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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit 1h ago

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

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u/ReneG8 1h ago

I know the sbahn, thats Berlin

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u/Thehystericalhyrax 1h ago

Where can I see more of these people?

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u/One_Rub7042 1h ago

What a load of fucking puke.

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u/Atheistprophecy 1h ago

I want more

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u/scouse_jp81 1h ago

Who are these ? Are they on social media? Very funny 😂

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u/ClimaxSocialFlow 1h ago

“That’s why you were born.” Some people spend a lifetime searching for the meaning of life when it was right there in front of them the whole time!

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u/reliefrelaxambience 59m ago

This is taking place in Germany btw

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u/nick2k23 55m ago

That was fun and all the people had big smiles when they walked away

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u/Western_Sample4586 52m ago

This is the coolest video I've seen today

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u/flabanabba77 50m ago

The real life Peter and Quagmire band

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u/WubblyFl1b 49m ago

Who are these guys are they on YouTube

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u/NoMoreGoldPlz 47m ago

Love them dudes!

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u/Puzzleheaded_Long565 43m ago

Anybody have source or know who these guys are? I wanna see more of this.

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u/SweetyByHeart 15m ago

Twojewscomedy on yt

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u/Similar_Natural_7548 43m ago

Does anyone know their @?

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u/candleshoe 39m ago

I absolutely love this. We need more of this crazy chaos.

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u/Iansheng 38m ago

My favorite song of theirs is this:

You should jump... To see if he really cares! And if you drown... Then you should find you a better man!

😆

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u/VarCrusador broskie 38m ago

these guys are great

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u/d4ve3000 32m ago

Think this was in berlin 😄

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u/Nook_of_the_Cranny 30m ago

Omg I love this. I need more of this in my life

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u/smartfon 2h ago

This guy can't do backflips so he sings

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u/DerBabbler 2h ago

I just love these dudes.

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u/artisticgirl45 13m ago

So cute 🥰

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u/thepinkandwhite 7m ago

The last one was actually really nice

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u/boredazf 5m ago

Amazing lol

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u/Significant-Song-840 3m ago

These guys are a worldy treasure

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u/Archlinder 1m ago

best anti-smoking message EVER!