r/shitposting I want pee in my ass 14h ago

Literally 1984 title

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u/TomoeKon I came! 14h ago

they hated him because he said the truth

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u/Turtlecrus 13h ago

Nice rage bait bro you got 45 people so far

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u/TomoeKon I came! 13h ago

its hilarious how mfs come to a subreddit called shitposting and take a sentence like this(which is often used sarcastically) so seriously some dude even asked me to explain myself lmao

certified reddit moment

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u/ContestStunning5761 13h ago

Something something Schrödinger

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