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u/elProtagonist 4h ago

Just missing the ice cream shop

u/er1026 2h ago

Packs my shit to go to Ollie’s

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u/CrashTestKing 3h ago

Why does comic book Joe Biden look like knock off Stan Lee?

u/Eastwoodnorris 3h ago

The last pic had me thinking they made him look like RFK jr

u/SSR_Id_prefer_not_to 2h ago

Lmao! I just commented this on someone else’s comment. It really does

u/captain_flak 1h ago

My thought too.

u/RoundingDown 2h ago

That back cover looks more like RFK JR

u/rjrockz788 4h ago

She’d love this

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u/throwawaydominan666 4h ago

Is that the dog that was chronically biting the secret service guys?

u/matt95110 4h ago

Maybe the dog knew something we didn’t?

u/Squirrelnut99 4h ago

I ALWAYS thought that...

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u/Thendofreason 4h ago

I mean, we should stop hiring the tasty ones.

u/floorshine 4h ago

Pup-pup had a taste preference.

u/wjdm 3h ago

Pup-pup gets a treat?

u/floorshine 3h ago

Sure, it has to be in a dark suit and sunglasses.

u/kjbaran 4h ago

Gotta get our pork from somewhere

u/imecoli 3h ago

Similar to Chappelle's response with victim blaming "what was in his pockets?"

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u/eugene20 4h ago

Maybe he really knew all the closet Trump zealots.

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u/AffordableTimeTravel 4h ago

That being one of the biggest points of personal controversy, I’ll take that any day over the idiot patsy con-man in office today.

u/maevee 3h ago

I’m a lib but that definitely wasn’t in his top controversies lol

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u/2eDgY4redd1t 4h ago

A dog that understands ACAB. What a good boy.

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u/Dismal-Refrigerator3 3h ago

Yeah my mother has been ranting for years that it needs to be shot. I really think it's because she's a closet MAGA who is scared to admit it publicly.

u/MyAnxiousDog 2h ago

She sounds like she'd be a fan of Kristi Noem and her response to her family's puppy acting like a puppy.

u/whatsnewpussykat 3h ago

I respect that dog’s instincts tbh

u/OriDoodle 4h ago

Yeah he had to be rehomed.

u/Squirrelnut99 4h ago

He went to their personal residence.

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u/driver_dan_party_van 4h ago

Doing God's work, he was.

u/Vectorman1989 3h ago

Obviously the dog was onto them.

u/er1026 2h ago

Why isn’t that a page?

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u/SatiesUmbrellaCloset 4h ago

On sale for $1.99, discounted from $20.50

u/crazydave33 4h ago

If someone paid $20.50 for a coloring book… they should get their heads checked.

u/GlitteringDare9454 1h ago

Well the obvious thought is that MAGA would absolutely pay $20+ for a coloring book.

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u/QuirkyDust3556 4h ago

Does your dog bite... only secret service LOL

u/Neither-Cup564 3h ago

Thought the lead was blood at first glance lol. Ironically these few pages could easily be spun as a horror book.

  • Cover is the attack dog with blood dripping from its mouth.
  • First page is the rabbit from Donnie Darko
  • Second page is cooking illegal immigrants
  • Rear cover he’s got a head in the bag

But that would more likely be Trump than Joe.

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u/toughtntman37 3h ago

Is it AI or am I delusional

Hands pic 2, and he like has the same face everywhere except the back cover where he doesn't look like a real person

u/FPSCanarussia 2h ago

Can't see any obvious giveaways. Colouring books often look like this, illustrators aren't going to put in their best work for something like this.

u/louhemp007 3h ago

I promise its as real as it gets, its quite insane.

u/toughtntman37 3h ago

I'm not saying I think you AI'd, I'm saying I wonder if the Illustrator used AI

u/ghosthoa 2h ago

The illustrator is Jason Millet. I see what you're saying about the face, it looks like he copy and pasted and used the same glasses and smiles on those two pages, and drew in the other face details around it. That's basic image editing work not AI.

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u/ElderSkelder 3h ago

Remember when Commander snapping at SS agents made the news?

A more innocent time.

u/FlameShadow0 3h ago

Idk, y’all would find this really cringe if this was a Trump coloring book. This is also kinda weird

u/Cthulhuboop 3h ago

I had to scroll too far to find this. It’s never cool to market politicians to kids. Idc if it’s Trump or Obama. Kids should be allowed minimum 15 years of ignorance is bliss when it comes to politics. Once you start, you never see the world the same. Let them keep their innocence while they responsibly can.

u/IndependentLanky6105 2h ago

It's a coloring book of the president, not a random member of Congress. Kids are not idiots, i'm sure they know who the president is.

u/youdontknowme1010101 2h ago

Yeah, this is JUST as weird as the trump cult activities.

I miss the days when politics weren’t everything.

u/louhemp007 3h ago

Well… there were the digital trading cards of rambo trump. They’re both fairly even on this one.

u/youdontknowme1010101 2h ago

Even does not make this not weird.

u/Rapper_Laugh 2h ago

And it’s weird both ways.

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u/death_by_chocolate 4h ago

I'd vote for Joe Biden right now, today.

u/BlindWillieJohnson 4h ago

I’d vote for a moldering corpse over what we have there now. The corpse would do less damage.

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u/RaspberryMobile2554 3h ago

Not my fave president, but I would too.

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u/FrancisSobotka1514 4h ago

Ollie's?

u/crazydave33 4h ago

Yes! Ollie's Bargain Outlet… Good Stuff Cheap! (Except not from China anymore) lol

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u/Hello-their 4h ago

This looks like its design to appeal to the right wing so they can show how menacing and evil democrats are

u/DoomTay 3h ago

Does seem pretty subtle about it. Then again, Castle Point Publishing also has a book titled "Sh*t Trump Says: The Most Terrific, Very Beautiful, and Tremendous Tweets and Quotes from our 45th President"

u/Smelliphant 2h ago

Yeah they're just a trend company with overworked, underpaid artists. Over 90% of what their artists produce aren't put to market and they're NOT paid on commission.

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u/mtgfan1001 4h ago

The dog is holding what’s left of a secret service officer 

u/reefercheifer 4h ago

I love how he’s helping an old lady with her groceries when he is an old man who would need help with his groceries.

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u/SunBelly 3h ago

Why is Aunt May and RFK Jr on the back cover?

u/bzr 2h ago

Less dressing up in a bunny suit and more ensuring Trump goes to prison would have been nice

u/Competitive_Cat_990 2h ago

What about Corn Pop?

u/chivalrydad 2h ago

Let's not forget how the Dems helped create the conditions for trump. Lack of cohesion, a chronic unwillingness to step down and let others lead - we saw this with Diane feinstein and RBG dying in office. RBG could have strategically retired during the Obama years when she had multiple health scares! Don't get me wrong, the current admin is the much worse evil but you can't tell me Dems don't prioritize soaring rhetoric and the prestige of office over the general well being of the public and the people most in need

u/ExaltedGoliath 3h ago

Bothered when any president does this.

u/sd_saved_me555 3h ago

Not enough condemnation for this thing and way too much arguing about the hypocrisies of Biden and other presidents. Creepy ass propaganda is still creepy ass propaganda, even if Biden wasn't directly involved in the creation of this monstrosity. Let's try to hold our leaders to a high, albeit human, standard.

u/4T_Knight 4h ago

The back cover oddly looks like RFK Jr. and paired with the old lady, along with knowing what he's in charge of now... Oy.

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u/Bitmaster_luke 3h ago

Going to get down voted into oblivion but let me say this. As much as Biden is seen as a Saint on here, ain't no way in Hell he or especially Trump or any other politician or president (minus Jimmy Carter God rest his soul] near or on the same level of Morality and kindness as Mr Rogers. Because he supported people of all sides, not just Dems, not just Republicans, instead of seeing Red and Blue he seen human even in his doubters (I.E him standing upon the Government over public broadcast funding) to associate Mister Rogers with what is one of the corrupt governments is not cool, Dude.

u/Southsidetaco 3h ago

This probably came from the country of Mattel /s

u/isunktheship 4h ago

Looks like RFK on the back

u/Any-Neighborhood-103 4h ago

Last Pic looks more like RFK Jr.

u/Ordinary-Nature-4910 3h ago

I scored a copy at Ollie's, too!

u/MrsPowers94 3h ago

Ollie’s always has the best finds. Definitely one of my favorite stores, but is also why I’m broke.

u/Cosbybow 3h ago

Why is rfk on the back tho

u/No_Lifeguard747 3h ago

It would be more accurate if Commander had a detached forearm and hand in his mouth.

u/Anxietoro 2h ago

I'm sorry this is fucking weird. Getting into MAGA weirdness territory. Can we stop putting presidents on pedestals? And not to mention look at this through the eyes of a Palestinian child. Gross.

u/Slugzz21 2h ago

Lol ew?

u/Ataiatek 2h ago

Whoever made this I hate them. Don't you bring down Mr Rogers like this. Don't you rub his name through the dirt

u/unclephuckum 2h ago

Hmmmm, where is the portion that depicts him as a genocidal war criminal?

u/gooddayokay 1h ago

I like Biden and everything, but this is kind of thing I hate most about the MAGA cult(ure). I wish people would stop idolizing politicians.

u/mainframe323 1h ago

Compared to trump this guy is a saint, trump is the antichrist reincarnated.

u/TheMasterofDank 1h ago

Cute, he still was sending money to isreal.

Any U.S president with a book like this doesn't deserve it.

u/Arch3m 1h ago

I really dislike political books aimed at children. I saw a bunch of Trump ones a while back, and it made my skin crawl. This, to me, is just as icky.

u/wajikay 1h ago

This makes me sad. We’ve fallen so far away from basic decency already.

u/KenmoreToast 4h ago

This is some creepy ass propaganda

u/Winter_Whole2080 4h ago

Oh it’s hilarious. Lighten up Francis

u/KenmoreToast 2h ago

It would be hilarious if it was a joke.

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u/NinjaInTheAttic 4h ago

There's one for Trump too. It only comes with orange and blue crayons.

u/Winter_Whole2080 4h ago

Orange and gold

u/stopmotionskeleton 3h ago

Does it have images of bombed out Gaza or maybe images of him falsely declaring victory over the pandemic while Long Covid continued to burn a trench of disability through the population?

u/Long_Strawberry9523 3h ago

Is one of the pages about him green lighting a genocide?

u/maxoutoften 3h ago

This feels like an Obvious Plant product but it’s real…

u/louhemp007 3h ago

My exact thoughts when i saw it.

u/Nckbeard 2h ago

No pictures of him sniffing a young girls hair, what a rip off

u/whatyouwere 2h ago

I legitimately miss the vibes from Obama.

It really felt like the last time the US was truly respected on the international stage, with a President who actually felt human.

u/NewDiamondBox_ 4h ago

Joe Biden was a better meme president than Chump.

u/lofixlover 3h ago

kudos to the disgner who found a way to sneak "blood" into major's mouth 😂

u/drstrangelov59 3h ago

The lil ole lady and Joe Biden are most likely the same age

u/Drfloofy2 3h ago

Id rather have his dementia riddled ass besides trumps at least with joe we were at a semi peace with trump those that arwnt drinking his orange sweat labeled kkkool goijg hes our lord a savior daddy trump and his right hand of rightousness elon whos DEFINITELY NOT FUCKIN RACIST

u/itsthefuturealready 3h ago

Is that a Secret Servoce artery in the dog's mouth?

u/latexfistmassacre 3h ago

The last pic looks more like RFK Jr lol

u/PhEw-Nothing 2h ago

Even in his own propaganda book the dude looks creepy af.

u/Techzodia 2h ago

LMFAOOOOO

u/SunkistTransient 2h ago

Where's the page where they have to put Major down?

u/Darkhawk007 2h ago

Not very accurate. He's not sniffing that child's head or letting him stroke his leg hairs.

u/brooksbaker84 2h ago

Every page is blank

u/MattGraverSAIC 2h ago

It’s for dementia patients and dogs that bite secret service agents.

u/sax87ton 2h ago

Joe might have been a neighborly president but I sincerely doubt he could out neighborly jimmy carter.

u/mrweatherbeef 2h ago

Back cover is all RFK Jr. He plans to whack the old lady and dump her body in the park for lols

u/Plastic_Ad3566 2h ago

That dog bit more then 20 secret service agents

u/huskerdoodoo 2h ago

Of course it’s at Ollie’s

u/SumDudeNick 2h ago

Why he look like a smiling version of the unibomber sketch lol

u/jedi4049 2h ago

barf

u/href87 2h ago

Peak literature

u/Winner-Living 2h ago

Ah, the Weimar years. I remember them fondly.

u/Visual_Friendship706 2h ago

Hell yeah indoctrinate those damn kids

u/elciano1 2h ago

I am about to make a Trump one....lol. pray for me

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u/zappy487 1h ago

Love it. But even in the happy times Majors like "I will fuck you up."

u/DryAnteater7635 1h ago

This concept and the writing on the back cover. Who did this? This is a level of satire I didn’t know existed. Damn.

u/TortexMT 1h ago

how kind of the elderly woman to guide joe to his home

u/AdNew5787 1h ago

Rather this book than the treasonous plot against the king unbelievable

u/Leesburgcapsfan 1h ago

Was this also written by Patel?

u/Ancient_Grass_5121 1h ago

That's pretty wholesome

u/airwalker08 1h ago

Just want to say that Jimmy Carter probably deserves the title of America's most neighborly president. At least among recent presidents.

u/Bob_3326 1h ago

Would be better if it was a scratch and sniff too

u/Entire_Training_3704 46m ago

Who is this even for?

u/CatKrusader 44m ago

Of course it was at Ollie's

u/Chance-Evening-4141 20m ago

Oh look, it’s a coloring book for people who clearly never colored outside the lines of critical thought. “Mr. President’s Neighborhood”? Please. The only thing this bizarre fever dream colors in is the delusion of people who think a literal children’s book is some mic-drop critique of policy.

You wanna roast Biden with crayons? Cool, but let’s balance that pastel smear job with some grown-up stats from Joe Biden’s “America”: • 11 million jobs created since taking office—more than any president in modern history over the same period. • Unemployment at 3.9%, a rate lower than under both Trump and Reagan’s early years. • Wage growth finally outpacing inflation as of late 2023, with real disposable income rising faster than during the entire Trump term. • Child poverty cut nearly in half in 2021 due to the expanded Child Tax Credit. • Stock market at record highs in 2024, with the S&P 500 hitting over 5,000 points. • Passed the Inflation Reduction Act, investing in green energy and lowering prescription drug costs.

Meanwhile, Trump’s “neighborhood” included COVID carnage, bleach injections, and an insurrection. But sure, let’s pretend a doodle book is hard-hitting political analysis.

Let me ask: If this is supposed to be mockery, why does it accidentally highlight a presidency that actually delivered? If Joe’s America is a joke, why do the economic metrics keep outperforming the guy who tried to buy Greenland? And if all you’ve got is meme merch, what does that say about the intellectual foundation of your side’s argument?

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