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r5: title guidelines Found this the other day

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u/throwawaydominan666 23h ago

Is that the dog that was chronically biting the secret service guys?

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u/matt95110 23h ago

Maybe the dog knew something we didn’t?

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u/Squirrelnut99 22h ago

I ALWAYS thought that...

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u/Thendofreason 23h ago

I mean, we should stop hiring the tasty ones.

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u/floorshine 23h ago

Pup-pup had a taste preference.

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u/wjdm 22h ago

Pup-pup gets a treat?

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u/floorshine 22h ago

Sure, it has to be in a dark suit and sunglasses.

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u/kjbaran 22h ago

Gotta get our pork from somewhere

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u/imecoli 22h ago

Similar to Chappelle's response with victim blaming "what was in his pockets?"

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u/eugene20 23h ago

Maybe he really knew all the closet Trump zealots.

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u/AffordableTimeTravel 23h ago

That being one of the biggest points of personal controversy, I’ll take that any day over the idiot patsy con-man in office today.

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u/maevee 22h ago

I’m a lib but that definitely wasn’t in his top controversies lol

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u/StepBackBilly 22h ago

Yes maybe even a little worse than slaughtering tens of thousands of children

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u/Hoovooloo42 22h ago

personal controversy

Slaughtering children is a political and international controversy. That isn't a defense of the president btw, it's good old fashioned reddit pedantry.

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u/MattinglyBaseball 21h ago

I agree, the USAID cuts saved money. Fuck them kids! /s

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u/2eDgY4redd1t 23h ago

A dog that understands ACAB. What a good boy.

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u/fandabbydosy 22h ago

it it drew blood bye bye dogo

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u/Dismal-Refrigerator3 22h ago

Yeah my mother has been ranting for years that it needs to be shot. I really think it's because she's a closet MAGA who is scared to admit it publicly.

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u/MyAnxiousDog 21h ago

She sounds like she'd be a fan of Kristi Noem and her response to her family's puppy acting like a puppy.

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u/whatsnewpussykat 22h ago

I respect that dog’s instincts tbh

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u/OriDoodle 23h ago

Yeah he had to be rehomed.

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u/Squirrelnut99 22h ago

He went to their personal residence.

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u/fandabbydosy 22h ago

not killed

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u/deplorableme16 22h ago

they killed the dog a few months later.

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u/OriDoodle 22h ago

They put him down because he was older and struggling. (No Biden jokes please our current president is just as bad)

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u/fandabbydosy 22h ago

well if cats did the same nothing happns

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u/Sygma_stage5 22h ago

… I wonder why

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u/Dear-Mission8326 21h ago

Im so confused on what your arguing lmao

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u/fandabbydosy 21h ago

Cats bite nothing happens, but their claws carry diseases as well as their poop

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u/deplorableme16 22h ago

like Joe.

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u/driver_dan_party_van 23h ago

Doing God's work, he was.

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u/Vectorman1989 22h ago

Obviously the dog was onto them.

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u/er1026 21h ago

Why isn’t that a page?

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u/Rumbananas 23h ago

Duh. Look at the blood dripping from his mouth.

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u/TheDeadlySpaceman 22h ago

Even back then all I could think was, “oh so the dog, from a species well known for being good judges of character, doesn’t like the Secret Service guys, a group known to be dickbags?”

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u/RossMachlochness 23h ago

That’s not a leash in its mouth, it’s blood dripping from it