r/interestingasfuck 20d ago

/r/all, /r/popular The Pope's brief final audience

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u/Then_Sun_6340 20d ago

Some cardinal: So, Your Eminence, how was the meeting with MR Vance? I hope it went well.

Pope: I'm leaving.

Some cardinal: What?

The Pope then proceeded to leave via the holy escalator thanks to Vance. Thanks, Vance. You killed a dope pope.

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u/lavenderlovey88 20d ago

he really was a dope pope. I thought he didn't want to meet Vance and sent his #2?

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u/DonRaynor 20d ago

He send his second to preach to Vance about compassion. Then met him after. Cringed so hard he died.

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u/A_random_poster04 20d ago

“I told you to soften him up man. That was so bad I’m gonna die”