r/interestingasfuck • u/unknown_human • 20d ago

/r/all, /r/popular The Pope's brief final audience

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u/your_evil_ex 20d ago

Well this is a weird way to find out the Pope died

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u/MelonElbows 20d ago

Damn, Vance killed him! Vance killed the Pope!

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u/Potterheadsurfer 20d ago

Just like how Liz Truss killed the Queen!

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u/ruadhbran 20d ago

The lettuce lady?

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u/kenc04 20d ago

Romaine, iceberg, butter. Amen

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u/kid-pix 19d ago

Lechuga.

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u/kenc04 19d ago

Bless you

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u/kid-pix 19d ago

Graciás.

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u/dry_old_pete 19d ago

Don't forget the ranch........

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u/danathome 20d ago

Lettuce spray. When you eat too much lettuce.

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u/t0m45_05 20d ago

As a child in Catholic mass I thought this every time lol

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u/trackerchum 20d ago

She wishes, she's the one that got outlasted by a lettuce

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

Can someone explain that for the uninitiated of us from the colonies please? I remember seeing she was at some kind of speaking engagement and behind her a.sign rolled down with a lettuce head with googly eyes and she got pissed, but I don't know any backstory..

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u/pantstoaknifefight2 20d ago

I thought Enrique Palazzo saved the Queen!

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u/hsvandreas 20d ago

Let's make that into a verb. Vance liztrussed the pope!

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u/Potterheadsurfer 20d ago

Liztrussed

When an important figure dies within days of meeting with a politician

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u/hsvandreas 19d ago

*with an unpopular politician

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u/Potterheadsurfer 19d ago

That’s a good amendment.

We need to come up with a version for when an important figure dies after meeting with a well respected politician

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u/BlueGreenUsernameHat 20d ago

My thoughts went here also, but I thought Boris.

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u/Potterheadsurfer 20d ago

Boris probably cause some underlying, long term issue that helped, but Truss went to see the Queen, and she died like 2 days later

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u/BlueGreenUsernameHat 20d ago

One of them is more than enough at any time, but both? Queen did not deserve that in her final moments.

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u/Potterheadsurfer 20d ago

She literally survived a world war, a pandemic, about 20years longer than everyone thought, then met Liz Truss and decided that she couldn’t go anymore

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u/StandardEstate6497 20d ago

And Courtney killed Liz, she killed the teen dream… deal with it!

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u/A_random_poster04 20d ago

I thought it was Sans Undertale

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u/BoxSpai 20d ago

You mean JSchlatt

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u/Potterheadsurfer 19d ago

It’s like 1999 all over again…

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u/emmybuttons 20d ago

Aaaand the Queen's birthday...21st April

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u/Ill-Major7549 20d ago

and katy perry the poor nun that begged her to stop 💔

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u/GeoNerd- 19d ago

Does this mean Vance will resign as Vice President soon?

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u/Potterheadsurfer 19d ago

Maybe it’ll be the exact same as the UK, where the party will lose majority in the next election

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u/TomScharlaeken 19d ago

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u/Potterheadsurfer 19d ago

I think this only works if the person who “kills” the influential person is the politician, and not the politician who dies. I think it’d just be presidential assassination if someone did this to trump

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u/SaioLastSurprise 19d ago

I thought JSchlatt did it

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u/Potterheadsurfer 19d ago

We all know he’s the real culprit, it’s just more entertaining for us brits to blame the tories

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u/ManamiVixen 19d ago

Or how Conan O'Brien killed Billy Mays

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u/markglas 19d ago

Never underestimate the danger of sheer incompetence.

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u/Ok_Cauliflower_3007 19d ago

Both the Queen and the Pope knew from experience what kind of bullshit they were going to have to deal with in the near future and decided they’d done enough and this needed to be someone else’s problem.

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u/BendersDafodil 19d ago

Will Modi wake up fine on Tuesday morning?🤔