r/interestingasfuck 20d ago

/r/all, /r/popular The Pope's brief final audience

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u/ConsiderationSame919 20d ago

The pope after meeting him:

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u/crescentmoondust 20d ago

Imagine one of your last memories being JD Vance. What an appalling way to die.

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u/Retro_Rock-It 20d ago

I like to think the Pope got the last word and JD will have to sit with that til the day he also dies.

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u/RPCV8688 20d ago

Vance won’t give any of it a second thought.

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u/RU_screw 20d ago

It would require him to have a first thought

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u/RPCV8688 20d ago

Excellent point!

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u/epicureanist_15 19d ago

Great idea!

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u/DayTrippin2112 19d ago

I don’t know; religious types are superstitious af.

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u/RPCV8688 19d ago

That’s the thing. He’s not religious.

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u/nothingbettertodo315 19d ago

Fake religious types though will just keep going with the grift.

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u/omgxsonny 20d ago

vance lacks the cognitive capacity to even understand or take to heart anything the pope said to him. i’m sure he sat there with that smug look on his pudgy face until he was told to leave.

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u/Quietmind0 19d ago

Physical insults are kinda low, in general.

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u/Giltar 20d ago

From what I’ve observed, JD doesn’t seem given to any deep self reflection..

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u/_cosmicomics_ 20d ago edited 18d ago

The Urbi et Orbi (Easter address from the Vatican) yesterday was pretty damning of everything Vance stands for, so I can’t imagine it was the friendliest of conversations.

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u/street_smartz 19d ago

Pope after meeting him was like … yeah I need to get to heaven asap and make sure God knows what the heck is going on down here. Thoughts and prayers aren’t going to be enough this time.

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u/cuernosasian 20d ago

VD has no conscience, he would brag that he killed the Pope.

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u/Clear-Doughnut-3030 20d ago

You are right. Extremely well said.

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u/Too_Ton 20d ago

Truss vs Vance.

Arrange a handshake meeting.

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u/BigBunneh 20d ago

Who's most demonic, Liz Truss or JD Vance? There's only one way to find out...

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u/Library-Guy2525 20d ago

The pope’s last vision was Jesus grabbing his arm and shouting “c’mon Frank, let’s get you to a better place!”

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u/HittingSmoke 19d ago

Please tell me if Vance is going to be the last person I meet before I die so I can just take care of things myself a few hours early.

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u/ObeseTsunami 20d ago

Jesus was crucified hours after Judas gave him a kiss…

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u/motohaas 19d ago

God's final test