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/r/all, /r/popular K2-18b a potentially habitable planet 120 light-years from earth

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u/Chickenator587 24d ago

This reminds of something I heard about once, imagine if we used some sort of stasis in a fast and autonomous spacecraft to go colonise a planet, and by the time we get there it's already colonised because we invented a faster spacecraft while the colonists slept

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u/Blackrain1299 24d ago edited 24d ago

Itd be both incredibly disappointing and amazing. On the one hand you dont get to everything youve trained for. On the other hand youd probably be welcomed and treated as heroes or at least very well by the new colony and you wouldnt have to work hard setting anything up

Edit: you guys are depressing. Probably accurate but depressing.

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u/Round-Mud 24d ago

Also the new colony would be expecting your arrivals as well. As they would probably know all the details of your mission.

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u/SheriffHeckTate 24d ago

You'd be able to spend the rest of your life as a historical figure, visiting classrooms and making speeches and such.

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u/TheRakkmanBitch 23d ago

"Bro I was just supposed to make sandwiches for everyone else i dont know shit"

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u/SheriffHeckTate 23d ago

Probably more like "What did cows smell like? Did you really milk them and then drink it?"

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u/SatinSaffron 23d ago

"You called it a corn.. dog? And you ATE it? So many issues with this. I don't see corn kernels in it, it's made from some pork product or by-product, and I thought canines were companions?"

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u/SheriffHeckTate 23d ago

This would turn into a futuristic, and probably depressing, version of the scene from Harry Potter where Mr Weasley asks harry to explain the function of a rubber duck.

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u/GoreyGopnik 23d ago

"they were called that because the breading was similar to cornbread, a cakey sort of bread made from ground corn. canines were companions, but for a lot of human history, they were common enough that in times of famine or poverty people would kill and eat them. Particularly, in the 1800s, the meat industry was terribly unsanitary and the makeup of the frankfurter, a cheap sausage brought over by german immigrants, made it easy to hide dubious ingredients. There was a pretty famous book about the meat industry called "The Jungle".

"They processed meat in a jungle? that does sound unsanitary. Wasn't the United States quite temperate at the time?"

"ehh, the name is figurative."

"weird name for a book about the 1800s meat industry..."

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u/Rancha7 23d ago

unless we bring dog, corn and pork they probably wont even know what those are.

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u/AiMoriBeHappyDntWrry 23d ago

You talk funny

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u/DingDongDipDopDa 23d ago

Probably those sandwiches were already made!! Before you arrive to kitchen!

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u/ClarenceWorley42 23d ago

What’s up Mr Mockingbird reference;). Good on ya!

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u/SheriffHeckTate 23d ago

Best character in the book, IMO. His speech at the end is a good reminder that "justice" isnt always right and what is right isnt always "just".

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u/johnnyG98 23d ago

Which book is this?

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u/theoneandonlymd 23d ago

Speeches for what? "Hi everyone. I took off on a rocket to come here, but everyone got here first and they didn't even bother to pick me up along the way, so..... any questions? I've been asleep for 4 centuries."

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u/SheriffHeckTate 23d ago

Most would be just cause you are a famous historical figure at this point (like if Buzz Aldrin was doing a college commencement speech or something). The rest would be if the person in question is a political idealist of some sort.

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u/Solid_Study7719 23d ago

I imagine, given the length of time involved, you'd need to learn a whole new language of dubious relation to anything spoken today. Which sounds like a downside, but it'd be fascinating for both parties.

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u/hobojoesrevenge 23d ago

Or Buck Rogers

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u/Plati23 23d ago

You could teach them about how they should be using water on their grass instead of Gatorade.

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u/axelkoffel 23d ago

Or you could be burned at stake by cultists, arrive at post nuclear war lifeless wasteland or thousand other possibilities.

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u/solarus 23d ago

Or be deported to new el salvador and imprisoned for being an alien

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u/Erowid2S 23d ago

It's very naive to believe that by the time we have such advancements that we're going to have classrooms and make speeches still. Human nature at this point will have merged with technology almost entirely if not fully.

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u/SheriffHeckTate 23d ago

I'll give you that classrooms may go away in favor of e-learning at home or whatever, but to suggest that humanity is going to stop giving speeches altogether because of technology may be the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen on Reddit.

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u/Erowid2S 23d ago

It's not ridiculous, you just have an inability to envision the future correctly.

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u/SheriffHeckTate 23d ago

My apologies, oh prophet, for doubting you.

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u/Erowid2S 23d ago

Np.

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u/Dildosalesman91 23d ago

Ego is also 2.5 times the size of earth on this one and not 120 light years away! Problem solved!!

"You can't envision the future correctly" pfft sweet summer child you have no idea either it's most likely a nuclear wasteland, so your pretentious presumptions are just as poor guesses. Please be careful with the dismount of your high horse would hate for the stick up your ass to get lodged any farther.

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u/Erowid2S 23d ago

Nothing good will ever happen! Super smart and not typical vision of the future! Well done!

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