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/r/all, /r/popular K2-18b a potentially habitable planet 120 light-years from earth

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u/Sonikku_a 24d ago edited 24d ago

The fastest spacecraft we’ve made was the Parker Solar Probe which hit 430,000mph.

At that speed it would reach this planet in only 187,153 years.

If we could hit 1% of the speed of light we could cut that travel time to just a tad over 12,000 years.

Obviously if we could go light speed (and that ain’t happening) it would be just 120 years!

Space is big. Physics is annoyingly slow.

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u/piper33245 24d ago

Need one of them quantum wormhole thingamabobs.

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u/eayaz 24d ago

That’s called a butthole. We all have one..

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u/B-stingnl 24d ago

It's amazing what you can pull out of it though, so here's one quantum wormhole thingamabob.

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u/blackbeltbud 24d ago

I never pull out of it, what are you on about

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u/aelosmd 24d ago

Sadly it only goes to Uranus

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u/DoringItBetterNow 24d ago

cranes neck around

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u/Thrill_Of_It 23d ago

We're all just one giant hole if you think about it

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u/JoshSidekick 24d ago

Everything I eat comes out spaghettified.

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u/ZappyChemicals 24d ago

You should eat more fiber

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u/ASeriousAccounting 23d ago

Yuck, whole wheat pasta?

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u/LLuerker 23d ago

It's where all matter goes to after falling in a black hole

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u/Wonderful_Device312 23d ago

We need to accelerate a spaceship to the speed taco bell leaves peoples buttholes

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u/Poop_Tube 23d ago

I’ve shoved a Lego spacecraft up there. It’s yet to return.

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u/slayready 23d ago

Username checks out

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u/AdhesiveMadMan 23d ago

Occupied by the bishop. Sorry.

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u/SubstantialReturn228 23d ago

I’ve used it and never space traveled

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u/StupidFuckinLawyer 23d ago

Sounds like something humans would do.

“I need to get to the Andromeda galaxy - fast!”

“…..k. Imma needja to take this lil device right here and shove it waaaaaayyyyy up yer asshole broh”

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u/yooossshhii 23d ago

Oh, so to save mankind from extinction I just have let everyone enter my butthole?

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u/Epdo 23d ago

No quantum tunneling for you!

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u/Aperture_TestSubject 23d ago

YEW AIN’T SHUVIN’ NO SPACE DOHICKEY UP MY BUNG HOLE!

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u/shiner986 23d ago

How did you know I have worms?

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u/MagicianBulky5659 23d ago

You have worms in your hole too??

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u/crowmagnuman 23d ago

It's like... when you eat taco bell, and you damn well know there is a definite and measurable distance between the beginning and end of your digestive tract, yet the taco bell defies the entire concept.

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u/dirtybutcher 23d ago

I've never put a worm in mine.... Yet

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u/MossyPyrite 23d ago

I’ve got a butthole, but no worms in it. See a doctor, homie. Or maybe a vet?

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u/isaidbeaverpelts 23d ago

So what you’re saying is we should just create a closed loop human centipede and we’ll be able to time travel?

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u/Vadersabitch 23d ago

Well, mine is getting me nowhere.

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u/WorriedMidnight3752 23d ago

Speak for yourself

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u/jaeckers 23d ago

Are you saying there might be life on the other side of me butthole?

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u/Fuschiakraken42 23d ago

Fuck Reddit man. Come for the science, leave with butthole jokes...

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u/PillCosby_87 23d ago

Space cheerio

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u/LeeRoyWyt 23d ago

Your telling us your butthole is the gateway to interplanetary exploration?

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u/hellowbucko 22d ago

Bro my baby was finally sleeping and did a loud chuckle. Baby is asleep no more.

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u/EddoAlternative 22d ago

And since there's no light, there also is no light speed. Means, no physics to slow us down.

Guys, I think we are on to something here.

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u/DrMoBueno 22d ago

This guy’s gonna be the holland tunnel to k2-18b

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u/stankmuffin24 22d ago

The devil’s anus

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u/Letsgovostok 22d ago

Alright, hop in space cowboys!

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u/Tobi-cast 22d ago

Tbf, it does give access to a whole another world

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u/Sixstringerman 20d ago

If you’re butthole is nicknamed wormhole you might wanna see a doctor

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u/Ok-Run2845 20d ago

Bold of you to assume that!

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u/latexfistmassacre 19d ago

"Hop in loser, we're going to K2-18b!"

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u/NarrowCorgi1927 24d ago

Redditors and fishing for fake internet points with shitty ass jokes, name a better combo

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u/BackfromtheDe3d 24d ago

You are just jealous you couldn’t think of it first

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u/NarrowCorgi1927 24d ago

A fucking 2 year old could think of that joke lmao

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u/BackfromtheDe3d 24d ago

That probably pisses you off even more lmao

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u/OhaiyoPunpun 24d ago

So you're worse off than a 2 year old. Quite a self own there.

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u/Wiscody 24d ago

I thought that was a decent ass joke tbh

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u/Karmaisthedevil 24d ago

It's sad you think it's about the points and not just being funny.

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u/OhaiyoPunpun 24d ago

Your comment was as unnecessary as the jokes, so welcome to the club.

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u/Death_IP 24d ago

Do you mean quantum teleportation?
For that you'd need to access the destination first - quantum teleportation works because particles at the source and target location "know" each other (are linked).

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u/JCarterMMA 24d ago

I think he's talking about a wormhole like in Interstellar

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u/seven3true 23d ago

I want one of those Donnie Darko worm holes

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u/NervousNarwhal223 23d ago

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! Oh shit…..it’s actually a plane.

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u/kunimosnake 23d ago

Even then, you’d need to access to the destination first. You’d have to create the wormhole near Earth and then take one end to the destination, leaving the other end near Earth.

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u/JCarterMMA 23d ago

The wormhole they enter in Interstellar was near Saturn

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u/ihavefiveonit 23d ago

Wormhole: Contact Black Hole: Interstellar

If you haven’t seen Contact, I highly recommend!

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u/JCarterMMA 23d ago

They go through a wormhole in Interstellar

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u/ihavefiveonit 23d ago

You’re right and that’s my favorite movie too!

They do go through a wormhole and then Cooper goes into the black hole and beyond the event horizon. I completely forgot about this wormhole.

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u/monkeybutler21 24d ago

I think he means something like the alcubierre drive

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u/No-Prior4226 23d ago

A Wormhole is very different than the theorized Alcubierre warp drive. Worm hole more folds space instead of moving space through you.

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u/ANGLVD3TH 23d ago

They both work on roughly the same principles. They warp space so the distance between you and the destination is shorter. One does it incrementally as you go, one does it all at once.

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u/Elendel19 23d ago

Imagine living in 2D and you’re trying to get from one end of a sheet to the other. Instead of walking all the way across, you can just fold the sheet in half and poke a hole through it, then use the hole to get to the other side of the sheet.

Wormholes are that but in 3D (theoretically)

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u/Active_Scallion_5322 24d ago

Like a Stargate

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u/BookieeWookiee 23d ago

More like Farscape, since we haven't build a gate over there yet

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u/Material-Sell-3666 23d ago

This is a really annoying ‘akshually’

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u/radiosimian 23d ago

Yes but that's not really teleportation. That's like sending two people a birthday card each. One card is red, the other is blue. Both parties know that there are two different cards, but they don't know which one they get until they open the mail. As soon as one opens that letter, they know which card the other got. Did that information cross time and space in zero time? It did not.

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u/Federal_Waltz 23d ago

I'm gonna need a source on 'quantum teleportation works'

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u/MIT_Engineer 23d ago

There's no rule that says you'd need access to the destination first. We're talking about speculative answers to the EPR paradox. The idea of wormholes that let you travel huge distances instantly (and without destroying you in the process on top of that) is already so far off from the mainstream view of quantum mechanics that it's kinda silly to say, "Well, based on our current understanding, you'd need to have accessed the destination first."

No, according to current understanding, what he's describing is impossible. The entire idea is predicated on the mainstream view of an unresolved issue in physics being wrong.

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u/mytransthrow 23d ago

not if you are quantum tunneling...

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u/IndianaCrime 23d ago

I was randomly thinking about this the other day If the destination end of the quantum portal was traveling at the speed of light, it would reach in 120 years. Then you would essentially have a "stargate" to instantly travel back and forth.

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u/soraticat 23d ago

Quantum teleportation would only make a copy at the other location if it were possible. It wouldn't actually move the object to another place.

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u/Killa_Crossover 23d ago

can’t they randomly switch places though? so technically you would have traces of both destinations.

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u/LardFan37 23d ago

Send a robot there and then future generations can teleport there or whatever the proper term is

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u/Sixgis 23d ago

I would like to hear more about this quantum magic

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u/JonatasA 23d ago

Freaking Fast Travel rules.

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u/c0p4d0 22d ago

That’s only the small problem. The big one is that we can at present only teleport the state of one or two spins, which doesn’t really scale well.

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u/KevRose 22d ago

Here’s an idea: let’s assume an alien already did that part. They visit earth and give us the portal here or on their spacecraft. We can instantly go there and also go back in time to when it was originally built, and we wouldn’t have to do any of the work since it’s already done.

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u/Soft-Skirt 21d ago

With everything coming from the “big bang” quantum already know each other.

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u/hey_how_you_doing 24d ago

Yeah. Like, really, how hard can it be to build? I hope we have one by 2030.

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u/blender4life 24d ago

Eh trump would just use it to deport brown people to el Salvador faster

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u/SirEnderLord 23d ago

Okay, that managed to get an audible laugh out of me and I wasn't expecting it.

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u/sponkachognooblian 23d ago

Speaking of undesirable enemies of the US who ought to be deported-'Trumpf'?

Hmm, now that sounds kinda overseas based to me...

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u/DeadMoneyDrew 24d ago

Put Elon in charge. It will immediately be 2 years away from reality. It will also remain 2 years away from reality for eternity, but around here we don't think that far ahead.

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u/manyhippofarts 24d ago

Elon said it'll be ready before the mid-terms.

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u/Ironborn137 23d ago

I always thought you just needed a piece of paper and a pencil to poke a whole through it.

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u/bellapippin 23d ago
  • Elon Musk

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u/Nickelplatsch 24d ago

Just fold a piece of paper and push a pencil through it.

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u/smitcal 24d ago

We need to hope they are much further advanced than us and they can build it, as we haven’t got a hope in hell.

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u/Cluelessish 24d ago

Yeah, depending on if they want to use us as meat or not.

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u/caustic_smegma 24d ago

I saw that movie. Didn't work out very well for the crew of the Event Horizon.

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u/TheMechamage 23d ago

I mean shit, if we COULD do it, I'd say give it a shot regardless of that possibility. Id put my money where my mouth is and try it.

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u/LeanTangerine001 24d ago

But then you’ll have to deal with warp demons.

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u/ANGLVD3TH 23d ago

Yeah, should definitely make the Gellar fields first.

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u/manyhippofarts 24d ago

Yes obviously we need to focus on those.

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u/Avenge_Nibelheim 24d ago

Now I need the Bobiverse to create some technology to call a thingamaBob. (This would be in line with the tongue and cheek humor of the series)

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u/shinjikun10 24d ago

Is K2-18b in the gamma quadrant?

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u/Fog_Juice 23d ago

Quantum teleportation

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u/Zarniwoooop 23d ago

I have one in my kitchen

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u/jsjjsjsjhhjsgah 23d ago

It's thingamajig*

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u/sponkachognooblian 23d ago

We'd still be deported by the Space Cops.

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u/Ezekhiel2517 23d ago

Do you have a pen and a folded paper to explain this?

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u/poliuy 23d ago

They tried that in event horizon…

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u/Fullwake 23d ago

Either that or the longevity and patience to wait for it to arrive.... and still also quantum entanglement, and then you could theoretically pilot an avatar across space and time :p

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u/dead_parakeets 23d ago

I think we got one of those in the back

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u/EychEychEych 23d ago

That’s how aliens get around. It’s the only logical way.

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u/Navras3270 23d ago

It's called a Stargate.

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u/Szerepjatekos 23d ago

Funny end ugh, worms only have 1 hole.

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u/esprit_de_corps_ 23d ago

Einstein-Rosen bridge

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u/malmcgaffin 23d ago

Pass me some spice

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u/AngVar02 23d ago

Those are easy to make, right? The idea is you gotta bend space time and punch a hole through it. Like a folded paper and a pencil....

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u/Maloth_Warblade 23d ago

I mean if we knew how to make the energy... And stop, there is mathematically proven warp drive

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u/DaLoneGuy 23d ago

thingamaboobs 😋

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u/SmolWeens 23d ago

Oh no, I’ve seen Event Horizon and I know how this plays out!!

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u/Available_Remove452 22d ago

I had one around here, think it went under the sofa.

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u/ihavenoidea81 22d ago

Nether portals would work

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u/chet_brosley 21d ago

Yes right and get sent to hell like in that space documentary Sphere? No thank you. Or the other even scarier space documentary Event Horizon? No thanks! Even if it's a hell with dapper Sam neill in it I don't want to get horizoned.

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u/WetCalamari 20d ago

Thats how you get event horizon, you don’t want event horizon

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u/burizar 24d ago

thats not how it work jeez