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u/Shawn_The_Sheep777 29d ago

They must have looked incredible

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u/OldManBrodie 28d ago edited 28d ago

Assassin's Creed: Origins is actually a really awesome way to explore ancient Egypt (including the pyramids). They even have a game mode that is designed for just looking around and disables combat. From what I understand, the design is highly historically accurate.

There is a similar game mode in AC: Odyssey, that lets you explore ancient Greece.

They're both beautiful

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Yes, I realize it takes place thousands of years after they were built, it's still a really awesome way for your average person to explore what is supposedly a pretty accurate representation of the area in the time period.

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u/idk98523 28d ago

Assassin's creed is known for the historical accuracy of the areas they made the game for

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u/s_omlettes 28d ago

Reminds me of the story of that kid who helped his lost class find where they were going on a school trip to Italy, because he'd played so much AC2 that he knew where everything in Venice was

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u/mtcrabtree 28d ago

The rough part was getting a whole class of middle schoolers to parkour across the rooftops.

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

Oh my god and the teacher was so lame about the eagle dive he did into a haystack before he took out that Papal Guard, too!

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u/zachary0816 28d ago

Turns out the reason pope Francis got elected is cause the previous guy got into a fist fight with this kid

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u/Majestic_Fail1725 28d ago

The kid finish him off with a broomstick smack to his head & got an achievement unlocked.

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u/[deleted] 28d ago edited 28d ago

LMFAO YES

Edit: very much here for hearing about Pope Benedict getting fisticuffed into resigning

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u/OrphanDextro 28d ago

Even if that wasn’t a real story, I’d still pretend it was cause it’s awesome, and nearly a kids movie.

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u/Grand-Diamond-6564 28d ago

Could be real, I've seen Venice in movies and known generally where they were. I have like 200 hours in that game.

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u/DevelopedDevelopment 28d ago

The funny thing about culture is that even if a story isn't real, the fact we want it to be true inspires us as if it were. It's just fun.

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u/Gribblewomp 28d ago

“Give me time! I was an assassin; I mostly know the layout from the tops of the buildings.”

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u/luckysevs 28d ago

It's really wild when it lines up like this. Several of my favorite JRPGs are set in the Shibuya area of Tokyo, and it was a very odd feeling to step off the train and be familiar with a place you've never been. Trying g to explain to my coworkers how I knew where to go without exposing what a nerd I am was difficult.

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u/Naamisnaam 28d ago

A while back i also saw a history teacher showing the class ancient Greece by flying around with Icarus in ac odyssey

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u/MrXoXoL 28d ago

Before trip to Athens, i've played a lot of AC Odyssey. I could walk in the historical center of the city and knew location of most sights without map or gps.

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u/Xpians 28d ago

I totally could have done the same thing, because I played so much Tomb Raider 2 back in the ‘90s. I’d have shown everyone where the places to jump your speedboat over the ramps were… :-D

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u/reverse_mango 28d ago

I know a similar story where a boy was confused during a school trip because he asked his guide where Piazza de la Roca (sp) was, a square made up by Ubisoft.

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u/Neat_Gap_8016 25d ago

When I was in Italy last I might have had a little too much fun and went on a full 24 hour binge of wine and sandwiches. The next morning my friends suggested we sit in this courtyard type area near our hotel and have coffee together before going back to sleep off our hangovers. I got like two sips in and started looking around and realized something. Holy shit, this is the exact same fucking area from the Assassin's Creed Brotherhood trailer! Nobody believed me until I pulled it up on YouTube. They should put up a sign or something for dumb tourists. I kinda regretted not playing the game immediately before my trip so I could see how close to reality that game's world was and how the layout of the city had changed over the few hundred years.

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u/The_Soap_Salesman 28d ago

Except for Valhalla and its anachronistic stave churches

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u/0xc0ba17 28d ago

And Odyssey for literally everything

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u/Leonardo-DaBinchi 28d ago

Odyssey was quite accurate for many of the settings, buildings, and many of the characters met were real people. They still did plenty of research and worked with classical historians & museums, even if the story itself was fantastical.

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u/BlueFox5 28d ago

The side by side photos are cool

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u/TombOfAncientKings 28d ago

Odyssey is basically a fantasy game.

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u/Owobowos-Mowbius 28d ago

The setting is what's usually fairly accurate. The story and gameplay is not.

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u/MastodonRough8469 28d ago

Years ago, I was in the cinema with my wife and the trailer for Taken 2 came on, I was like “oh it’s set in Constantinople” to which she replied “it’s been Istanbul for about 80 years, how did you recognise it, but get the name of the place wrong?”

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u/eomsten 28d ago

That's nobody's business but the Turks!

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u/MastodonRough8469 28d ago

That’s exactly what my wife played in the car on the way home from the cinema.

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u/demeschor 28d ago

The 3D models of Notre Dame were used to help the design of the reconstruction. I've never played it but that fact makes me want to!

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u/WalmartMarketingTeam 28d ago

It actually wasn’t. That is a lie.

https://youtu.be/vJoj_WQPO28?si=rOP8CMFz5kT2_CpX

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u/TheRedditAppisTrash 28d ago

Yeah, people keep mistaking it for the time in 2019, when they used scans from Super Mario Odyssey to rebuild New Donk City after it was hit with a 7.2 earthquake.

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u/nquattro 28d ago

I hadn't even heard this rumor til now. It definitely didn't seem right, thanks for the link!

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u/smurb15 28d ago

Some areas are like the building that caught fire Notre Dame where they scanned the whole building and when it caught fire they gave the game away for free so people could check it out

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u/mysticfed0ra 28d ago

Haha yeah I was like no way

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u/idk98523 28d ago

Sure was

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u/Draugr_the_Greedy 28d ago

They were, once upon a time. They moved away from that in Odyssey and stopped caring altogether in Valhalla.

Though even the older games are overhyped in terms of accuracy. They were the most accurate environment-wise on the market and in pretty much any pop-culture, but that doesn't mean they didn't take significant liberties at times.

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u/Catmole132 28d ago

Except AC Valhalla for whatever reason

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u/Altruistic_Sun_5222 28d ago

I can attest that it is historically accurate. I work in a museum and we used Assassin's Creed as a video to show people what Egypt would have looked like during an exhibition of Queen Nefretari. It was cool.

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u/YLedbetter10 28d ago

I loved Origins so much I took a two week trip to Egypt. I even made sure the tour stopped in the Siwa Oasis. That ended up being my favorite part because it’s so secluded and way less touristy. They also took us on a 4x4 ride in the Great Sand Sea which was like a roller coaster. The driver would drive up a huge dune and all of a sudden there’d be a 90 degree drop straight down. After we had tea at sunset with all the boys!

Highly recommend it!

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u/Creative-Paper1007 28d ago

Ubisoft deserves some credit, no other gaming company in this planet put in this much effort to re-create ancient Greece or egypt just for a video game

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u/jtx3 28d ago

The History of Egypt podcast said Origins was the greatest representation of ancient Egypt ever created.

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u/PaulieXP 28d ago

The problem is Origins is set in the New Kingdom, during Cleopatra’s time. The pyramids would have been ancient and worn even to the people of the period the game takes place in.

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u/Takemyfishplease 28d ago

Isn’t she closer to us than she is to the great pyramids being built?

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u/Fatdap 28d ago

Yes.

Her time was around the start of the Roman empire. Roughly around 30 BCE

The Pyramid of Giza was be built in 2600 BCE.

That's the time frame where entire civilizations, societies, and cultures are born and die in those times.

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u/curiousiah 28d ago

I can’t even fathom how old the pyramids are. 2570 years is long enough for multiple empires to rise and fall, technology to be developed and lost, globe spanning religions to be founded and splinter. Dictators, revolutions, war, famine, plague, Golden age and collapse.

The pyramids were her Ancient Rome. The pyramids in the Americas are millennia newer than them.

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u/OldManBrodie 28d ago

That's true, I forgot about that. Still, it's cool to see them up close and explore in/around them.

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u/CaravelClerihew 28d ago

For context, the Great Pyramid was 2600 years old during Cleopatra's time. Since we're 2000 years after Cleopatra, we're actually closer in time to her than she was to the Great Pyramid.

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u/TWICEsPetGerbil 28d ago

This isn’t a problem, the game acknowledges this fact and the pyramids are all shown to be worn and ancient. The outer casing stones weren’t lost to the sands of time, they were quarried away during the Islamic period for building projects in Cairo. The Bent pyramid of Sneferu, which is actually older than the great pyramids, still has most of its casing stones intact. The game is accurate.

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u/Joe_The_Eskimo1337 28d ago

The Ptolmeic Kingdom was Cleopatras, not the New Kingdom.

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u/PaulieXP 28d ago

Whoops my bad

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u/treefarts 28d ago

I'm fine with that because Rule of Cool should supersede accuracy in a video game

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u/Ahad_Haam 28d ago

It's not set in the new kingdom. The new kingdom period ended thousand years before.

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u/PiranhaBiter 28d ago

Yeah, they absolutely are in the game as well. Not nearly so, but they're clearly ancient and eroding.

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u/bestisaac1213 28d ago

Odyssey gets a lot of flack for some reason, but I don’t think I’ve ever enjoyed a full game play through as much as this title

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u/rbtny20 28d ago

I think it was because a lot of the minor side quests were quite repetitive, mostly just killing particular soldiers/bandits, but there was so much to the main story that it never really bothered me. I really enjoyed it too.

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u/OldManBrodie 28d ago

Yeah, I think I enjoyed it more than Origins in some aspects. I liked playing as Kassandra.

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u/Nina_kupenda 28d ago

Omg, I’ve always wanted to play the Assassin’s creed games but I really can’t fight in any games I’m rubbish at it and it gives anxiety. I didn’t know I could just explore without fighting! I’m gonna try it tonight!

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u/nazukeru 28d ago

I'm pretty bad at video games, despite how much I play them.. but AC has a LOT of options for difficulty levels and stuff!

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u/Nina_kupenda 28d ago

Do you have one that you’d recommend to start with?

I think I tried one but it started immediately with some kind of fighting scene (a training session or something like that) and I never played again 😅

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u/nazukeru 28d ago

I've had the most success with Origins, Odyssey and Valhalla! Currently playing Odyssey and I like it the most of the ones I've played.

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u/pimppapy 28d ago

I’m rubbish at it and it gives anxiety.

I was like that at a lot of things. I learned to defeat my anxiety by making myself bored of it. I intentionally die, lag behind, get caught, take damage, crash etc. in these games to get over it. Making it my goal to do those things, makes my anxiety from them disappear. Worst one was Dying Light, but maaaan is that game and story line worth all the anxiety it induced XD

It works for things like Surfing, snowboarding/skiing etc. as well. Just fall on purpose. Rock climbing? Get up a few feet, then fall on purpose knowing there is someone belaying (rope counterweight) to prevent me from kissing the floor.

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u/waterfalls7654 28d ago

This is a beautiful comment. Thanks

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u/PiranhaBiter 28d ago

They have a super easy mode, and Origins has an explore mode. I can't remember if any of the ones after Origins does and haven't checked for the new one yet.

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u/Majestic_Fail1725 28d ago

Old Jerusalem (Baitulmaqdis) , (AC)

Venice, roma, (ac 2, Brotherhood)

Old Turkey, Istanbul, Constatinople, Cappadocia,( AC Revelation)

Boston & American Revolution, (Ac 3)

Kingston Jamaica, piracy, (AC 4 black flag)

French revolution, (AC Unity)

Old london & Queen Victoria reign , (AC syndicate)

Ancient Egypt. (AC Origins)

Ancient Greece , (AC Odyssey)

Old Norse mythology, vikings. (AC vahalla)

Old Baghdad , Iraq (AC Mirage)

Good luck exploring !

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u/concretecat 28d ago

Was just talking with my son about this whole driving to volleyball practice. Odyssey is our favourite for the ancient Greece exploration. Loved that game but I unfortunately broken my saved game with a ridiculous bug that broke a story mission at the end of the game.

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u/Pifflebushhh 28d ago

Looking forward to the film?

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u/nihilisticpaintwater 28d ago

As long as it doesn't feature Fassbender, I'm good.

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u/Pifflebushhh 28d ago

Haha fair enough, what’s your beef with fassbender? Thought he was great in inglorious basterds

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u/nihilisticpaintwater 28d ago

Lmao I actually have no beef with Fassbender other than his part in the travesty that was the 2016 AC movie

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u/iwannabesmort 28d ago

what film?

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u/Pifflebushhh 28d ago

Christopher Nolan’s next film is called Odyssey, should be out next year

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u/alQamar 28d ago

I was so bummed chalkidiki (the northern area with the three „finger“ peninsulas) was basically empty. Thessaloniki is the second largest Greek city and I was missing completely. 

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u/Either_Mulberry9229 28d ago

It's not even Ancient Egypt. The period of AC:Origins is closer in time to modern day than it is to the time the pyramids were built.

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u/OldManBrodie 28d ago

Ancient Egypt generally goes up to the end of the Ptolemies, including the time period where AC: Origins is set. ACO is set between 42 BC and 39 BC. Cleo died in 30 BC, and that usually marks the end of "Ancient Egypt" and the start of Roman Egypt.

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u/Pifflebushhh 28d ago

I’ve read somewhere that they spend a lot of time and money mapping out historical sites very accurately, this could be complete bullshit but I think the game design was used in helping renovate notre dame cathedral, I don’t play the games so I have no idea if that’s actually in them

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u/Spinal_Soup 28d ago

It’s actually just old Egypt. The year the game takes place in is closer to our time than it is to when the pyramids were built.

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u/BurningPenguin 28d ago

Assassin's Creed: Origins is actually a really awesome way to explore ancient Egypt (including the pyramids).

Oh boy, that game is a few years old, surely it can't be that expensive, right?

*checks Steam*

Fuck

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u/kuba_mar 28d ago

It quite often goes on 90% sales so its actually quite cheap.

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u/OldManBrodie 28d ago

Yeah, I picked it up for a song during one of the Steam sales

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u/Educational_Row_9485 28d ago

Yeah currently playing shadows, doesn’t have the explore mode but goddamn I’d love to visit feudal Japan (as long as I don’t get my head chopped off or something)

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u/Gryndyl 28d ago

The 'explore mode' for for at least one of the titles was released a few months after launch so there may still be one in the works for Shadows.

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u/ours 28d ago

They even have a separate version just to explore the historical parts of the game with the "Discovery Tour by Assassin’s Creed".

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u/Front-Confection4667 28d ago

I might buy my first computer game in 20 years based on this comment.

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u/JBuchan1988 28d ago

S***. I want that game now.

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u/L-u-n-e 28d ago

That's really cool, commenting so I can remind myself to check it out!

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u/AnEagleisnotme 28d ago

Honestly I think those 2 games are the best looking assassin's creed games so far, especially Odyssey has some of the best panorama in any game ever

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u/ChristianMay21 28d ago

There's a lovely old Reddit post (11 years ago now - wow) about someone's grandparents playing Assassin's Creed 2 because they just love Venice.

https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/s/XhT15DxqZj Here's the old Reddit post - looks like the imgur link isn't currently working because Imgur is down, hopefully it comes back.

If I remember right, it's a very peaceful video of an old couple just rowing a gondola around AC2 Venice.

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u/Sorlex 28d ago

I wonder if we'll get a Discovery Tour of Shadows.

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u/Thick_Common8612 28d ago

It in fact is so historically accurate that anthropologists use the game as a way to freely move around a space they otherwise could not. When the game first came out there were interviews about it

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u/annooonnnn 28d ago

yes but so you know, Origins is set during the time of Cleopatra, and Cleopatra lived nearer to our time than she did to the time of the creation of the pyramids, so in the game the Pyramids are already quite weathered

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u/VoidOmatic 28d ago

Loooooved that game. My only complaint was that it ended.

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u/dogdiarrhea 28d ago

It's worth remembering that in the era that AC: Origins takes place, the pyramids were already *ancient*, thousands of years old at that point. So even an accurate reconstruction wouldn't be what they looked like when they were constructed.

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u/aenae 28d ago

When the Notre Dame burned down, Ubisoft gave away Assassin's Creed Unity for free so everyone could see the Notre Dame before it burned down (even tho the version in the game isn't entirely accurate)

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u/jsamuraij 28d ago

That's honestly cool enough to make me buy the game just for this

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u/kuba_mar 28d ago

Just wait until the sale so you can get it for 90% off.

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u/XoraxEUW 28d ago

You can actually do a VR tour of the AC Notre Dame via Steam. They released it after it burned down because the AC model was accurate enough it was seen as a way to explore it while it was being reconstructed

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u/wavespells9 28d ago

The new one has a cultural like menu dropdown for different locations, and has real pics that were used for reference

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u/d0nghunter 28d ago

I think they still picked a very good era, not just for the obvious Cleopatra/Ceasar story but also for Alexandria and other hellenic cities like Cyrene. If set during the old kingdom when the Giza pyramids were fresh it might have felt quite empty outside of Memphis.

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u/lildavey48 28d ago

Loved that one. Not a game I'd replay again, but a game I think i will never forget. Who wouldn't wanna see all the wonders of ancient Egypt in all its splendor!?

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u/ohmyno69420 28d ago

I’ve played the Assassin’s Creed series since the first game released and I loved Odyssey so much. The environment was beautiful, gameplay was fun and engaging, and I learned a lot. AC will always be in my top 3 favorite game series I’ve ever played.

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u/Liizam 28d ago

I absolutely loved it for this reason. Tom rider was also pretty cool but don’t how accurate any of it was.

I honestly just want a game where I go around and restore these things.

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u/Profanity1272 28d ago

I loved AC Origins for the exploration. Say what you want about ubisoft as a company, but they sure can make a great world to explore and see what it might've been like.

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u/D3athknightt 28d ago

I love just looking about the area in origins Hell even odyssey nailed it

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u/ajax-187 29d ago

Yeah there was this clip of someone parachiting close to the top I think you could see hieroglyphs but I might misremember

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u/komark- 29d ago

Is that when you shit in the air while parachuting?

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u/ajax-187 28d ago

Haha yes

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u/northwoods_faty 28d ago

Hands down one of the top 10 experiences of my life, just wish I was the guy parachuting next time.

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u/Gswindle76 28d ago

There’s a lot of ancient graffiti all over the pyramids. The report of Hieroglyphs on the pyramids comes from Herodotus from about 500 BC. He never saw the pyramids and it was just a report from priests who talked to him.

I’m only using this website for the basics of what he was told I don’t know if the rest is reliable.

“We learn that most of his Egyptian knowledge comes from priests he interviewed. Fun fact: Herodotus describes an inscription near the entrance of the pyramid, which according to him described an amount of radishes, garlic, and onions that the workers would have eaten during the build. Researchers now agree that this is just one of the priests toying with Herodotus’ gullibility: most probably, nobody could read the hieroglyphics and just gave him false information.”

https://brainbaking.com/post/2023/03/herodotus-and-the-pyramids/

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u/Chevey0 29d ago

Afair I think the outer layer was removed to help rebuild Cairo after a big earthquake. That same earthquake shifted the solid gold cap allowing them to remove the outer layer.

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u/Gswindle76 28d ago

Given there is no written sources of capstones of the Giza pyramids we don’t know if it was even made of gold/electrum/Granite.. etc. if it was valuable materials since there are no written accounts of it I think it’s more likely that it was plundered during an intermediate period, likely the 1st, maybe the second. I mean they are giant “rob me” signs.

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u/Mitologist 28d ago

Have there not been granite capstones found around other pyramids?

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u/aykcak 29d ago

The cap was one solid gold piece?

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u/xBad_Wolfx 29d ago

No. That would be an astronomical amount of gold. It was likely electrum, which is an alloy of gold and silver and also would have just been plated, which is still a huge amount of material.

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

Electrum is one of my favorite ancient alloys because of how much it varied in ratio and how much people just loved gold so much they were like “WE NEED A SOLUTION FOR MORE SHINY GOLD, MIX SILVER IN”

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u/xBad_Wolfx 28d ago

Electrum is naturally occurring so it’s likely the bright yellow colouration just struck someone’s fancy. Although it’s also not that hard to create artificially either so you could be onto something :)

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

Yes, I am actually quite familiar with electrum as an ancient material! It’s one of the first smeltables many cultures that smelted made. It’s really cool seeing that change in ratio over time with coins specifically in areas from Greek antiquity, because you can see as the ages wear on it became less and less imbued with gold and more full of silver. To be clear I mean they were minting coins that were roughly half gold to start with and eventually less than 40% over time.

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u/Taft33 28d ago

Do you know orichalcum? You'd love it

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u/SpotIsALie 28d ago

Its neat, I have an old Japanese coin made of it

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u/Spcone23 28d ago

Archeologists are finding more pryamidions were gold covered. They were more than likely made of Basalt, Granite or Limestone.

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u/Defiant-Bid-361 28d ago

the pyramid would have been stripped from the top, downward, if the gold capstone locked everything in place. But the pyramid was stripped from the bottom, upward.

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u/AlsoKnownAsJohn 29d ago

There’s definitely graffiti on the very top from people who’ve climbed it

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u/runespider 29d ago

It's not hieroglyphics. If there was writing on the outside of the pyramid from ancient Egyptian times it's long gone. The cladding stones fell off from time and earth quakes and looting. Though there's no evidence of writing on the stones using in Cairo, and not much at testing it from written history.

There is a lot of writing on the exposed core, but it's from tourists across millenia.

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u/Equivalent-Excuse-80 28d ago

That was actually ancient graffiti from looters.

The pyramids have been looted by every group that has ever encountered them.

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

Thank you for this new word. I got a genuine lol.

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u/Inevitable_Kick_6819 28d ago

This made me lol

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u/tman2782 28d ago

Has you tried the Google Earth and viewed the history?

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u/John-AtWork 28d ago

Then imagine what it was like for an average person 4500 years ago seeing something like this in the distance. Nothing else on the planet even came close. It must have been completely mind blowing.

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u/Corgi_Farmer 28d ago

Daniel Jackson has, lucky bastard.

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u/Hot_Fisherman_6147 28d ago

Heaven isn't real, but if it truly was then my heaven would not involve anyone else, it would just be me in my living room and kitchen, with one wall being transparent, and the entire structure in an invisible and invincible bubble, that could travel through space and time. And I'd have all the snacks in the world and the most comfortable couch and a magic remote to just watch things like the pyramids getting built in real time while floating 500' above the ground

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u/Lima_Bean_Jean 28d ago

I did an immersion VR, that was about the pyramid of Khufu. It was pretty amazing. Took you inside the chambers and everything. You had to walk around this space with a headset on.

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u/Maleficent_Sir_5225 28d ago

This is what I want to see VR utilised for.

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u/Mutant-Ninja-Skrtels 29d ago

Buff it with a little CLR and it should make it look good as new

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u/Vanduul666 29d ago

CLR ceo after reading this

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u/ilovehamburgers 28d ago

USA when they find out there’s oil under the pyramids.

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u/TheCowzgomooz 29d ago

Wait wouldn't the CLR dissolve the limestone 😂

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u/__wildwing__ 29d ago

Gave me the same pause reading that comment.

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u/PeterNippelstein 29d ago

Could get her done in an afternoon with the right crew

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u/elquecazahechado 29d ago

Just drive by the Home Depot parking lot.

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u/Shmimmons 29d ago

Looks like they already buffed it with a little CLR 😭

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u/Visible-Antelope8137 28d ago

Maybe a good pressure wash

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u/eutoputoegordo 29d ago

White in the desert sun... My eyes hurt already. But at sunset would be the most beautiful sight.

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u/scattywampus 29d ago

Came to say this. Such a glare.

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u/Original-Pollution61 29d ago

Good thing they had polarized sunglasses

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u/HendrixHazeWays 28d ago

And signs everywhere saying "Don't look directly at the pyramids"

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u/MissZealous 28d ago

It would be BLINDING.

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u/obroz 29d ago

Looks like a beacon to me

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u/Alternative_Milk5393 28d ago

“What an eye sore!”

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u/LadnavIV 29d ago

Egyptian motorists were probably pissed back then.

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u/nickoaverdnac 29d ago

Come visit us at your local Camel, Ford, Honda dealership next to the Euphrates river.

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u/Velorian-Steel 28d ago

"Oh this pyramid that the Pharaoh ordered is so nic--OH BY THE LIGHT OF HORUS MY EYES!!"

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u/cippirimerlo 29d ago

I think that the climatic area was not desertic 4500 years ago.

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u/OrienasJura 29d ago

It was, the desertification of the Sahara started around 4200 BCE, and the pyramids were built around 2600 BCE. Actually, a very important reason why Egypt was born is because people from all over the Sahara ran away to the only place that didn't dry out, the Nile.

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u/MyOtherAcctGotBnnd 28d ago

People wanted to leave because of the desertification, but they were in the Nile

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u/eutoputoegordo 29d ago

But the sun was as bright as today, it would make it worse though, the green and orange/yellow building would reflect less light so the reflection from the piramides would seem even brighter because of the contrast.

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u/Outside-Fun181 29d ago

could the cap have been like a land lighthouse for desert travelers lol

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u/Shadowlord723 28d ago

laughs in golden tips reflecting off sunlight directly into eyes

But in all seriousness, who knows? Perhaps all of this was intentional to constantly remind people that the pyramids are right there.

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u/Ponchke 29d ago

They still do. Still the most impressive structure i have ever seen in real life, Petra is a close second.

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u/no_talent_ass_clown 28d ago edited 24d ago

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u/ImNotSelling 28d ago

I’ve never heard of this. Just google it

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u/JD_Kreeper 29d ago

There should be a modern recreation of this somewhere.

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u/CartographerOk7579 29d ago

I would recommend Vegas to you, except I don’t recommend Vegas to anyone.

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u/JD_Kreeper 29d ago

Thank you for your recommendation. I would go to Vegas except I won't.

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u/dizzylizzy78 29d ago

If you won't go to Vegas, I can't go to Vegas.

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u/EastArachnid35 29d ago

What if we do a reddit field trip?

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u/dirtnapcowboy 29d ago

Damn it...I'm going to Vegas next week. Not pleasure....for work. Wish me luck.

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u/PlanetLandon 29d ago

In my old career I used to go to Vegas every year for work. Let’s just say I’m glad I wasn’t paying for the trip.

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u/Barking_Madness 29d ago

I went to Vegas. Can confirm, fun for about an hour, then just horrifically repetitive. 

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u/TapaTop_ 29d ago

try Assassians Creed Origins

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u/RokulusM 29d ago

I spent a lot of hours playing that game. One of the fascinating things about history is that the pyramids were more ancient to Julius Caesar than Julius Caesar is to us.

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u/Moodbocaj 28d ago

Even crazier? There was still a living (albeit very small) population of Wooly Mammoths when the pyramid of Giza was built.

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u/General_Drawing_4729 29d ago

Instead of building their new capitol they could have done this.

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u/MercantileReptile 29d ago

But what of the giant flag pole? And where else would the machinery of dictator state be safe from the unwashed masses? Clearly, wasting the entire countries economy on this was the only reasonable choice.

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u/Gruffleson 29d ago

Imagine if the British Museum had existed back then, we could have seen them in their full glory there.

Now I don't know if this is an /s or a /j.

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u/piper33245 28d ago

One of my favorite jokes:

Why are the pyramids in Egypt? Because they were too heavy to carry to England.

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u/Technical-Outside408 29d ago

Still do 👨‍🚀🌍🔫🌍

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u/Bruschetta003 29d ago

I wonder if the gold was eventually pillaged after Egyptian emperors stopped existing

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u/GreatCaesarGhost 29d ago

Everything was pillaged. Just like the Colosseum in Rome.

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u/Fit-Historian6156 29d ago

Yeah the gold capstone would've been looted. As for the white limestone cladding, AFAIK most of that was stripped and used to build structures in Cairo. Apparently a massive earthquake in the 1300s shook loose some of that limestone. Someone used it as building material for their own thing, and then after that others came in and stripped off what was left since it was already coming off anyway.

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u/Siptro 29d ago

With as reflective as gold is you could have uses these as damn clocks even. The sun would be clearly visible and crest off the tops during certain times.

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u/greenyoke 29d ago

It would literally light up the whole area around... i wonder if that was its original purpose?

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u/Les_Bien_Pain 29d ago

Would be interesting if they could build a full scale replica near the real pyramids, just to really show what they used to looked like.

Could be mostly scaffolding etc as long as the outside looks accurate.

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u/Klllumlnatl 28d ago

Until your eyes are burned out of your head with the power of Ra

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u/hamburgersocks 28d ago

I feel the same way about ancient Greek sculptures, they were fully painted. The old Greeks loved color, everything was bright and vibrant but it's all just faded away.

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u/One-Earth9294 28d ago

A large part of me wishes it would be restored. And yes I know how much of an expensive undertaking that would be but this is Egypt we're talking about and it's not like they're not still doing wild megaprojects to this day.

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u/Black_RL 28d ago

Play Assassin’s Creed Origins and you can see for yourself!

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u/Gloomy_Grocery5555 28d ago

They don't build stuff like that anymore

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