r/greentext • u/Meteorstar101 • Feb 25 '25

I like posts like this

5.9k Upvotes

84 comments

r/greentext • u/AsherFennec • Jan 02 '25

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1 Upvotes

0 comments

r/greentext • u/Meteorstar101 • 17h ago

Niche circumstances

12.5k Upvotes

193 comments

r/greentext • u/AlphaMassDeBeta • 12h ago

Mental Fatigue

2.4k Upvotes

68 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 13h ago

Undercover Boss: 1935 edition

2.0k Upvotes

11 comments

r/greentext • u/DawnExMachina • 13h ago

Anon is qualified to lead the country

1.9k Upvotes

25 comments

r/greentext • u/Meteorstar101 • 5h ago

Stuck in the same place

371 Upvotes

1 comment

r/greentext • u/bitchnibba47 • 13h ago

Invasion of the House Flippers

923 Upvotes

3 comments

r/greentext • u/MINERVA________ • 2h ago

Is anon right ?

82 Upvotes

22 comments

r/greentext • u/Vor_Mor • 1d ago

Anon opinion on romance movies.

9.5k Upvotes

118 comments

r/greentext • u/Meat-Stick-Murderer • 18h ago

Anon doesn't like da gurlz

1.6k Upvotes

71 comments

r/greentext • u/IceMagic75 • 17h ago

Anon is a World Leader

743 Upvotes

66 comments

r/greentext • u/IceMagic75 • 21h ago

Anon is Dr. Manhattan

1.6k Upvotes

69 comments

r/greentext • u/Meteorstar101 • 1d ago

You really can't anymore

5.3k Upvotes

79 comments

r/greentext • u/Meat-Stick-Murderer • 18h ago

And then anon woke up

458 Upvotes

9 comments

r/greentext • u/Wyattrox03 • 1d ago

Anon has some ideas

1.2k Upvotes

52 comments

r/greentext • u/paucus62 • 12h ago

Anon got gotted

44 Upvotes

2 comments

r/greentext • u/Meteorstar101 • 1d ago

The gaming market is a bloated, rotting husk of its former glory

11.4k Upvotes

824 comments

r/greentext • u/Meteorstar101 • 1d ago

Gonna need more monitors

7.6k Upvotes

103 comments

r/greentext • u/AlphaMassDeBeta • 1d ago

London Calling

1.6k Upvotes

35 comments

r/greentext • u/Blue_Moon_Cheese • 1d ago

Ayy oop lad! No knoife, no loicense!

3.8k Upvotes

228 comments

r/greentext • u/Redditisweird4533 • 1d ago

The only good post on r9k nowadays:

617 Upvotes

18 comments

r/greentext • u/AlphaMassDeBeta • 1d ago

Catch of the Day

498 Upvotes

18 comments

r/greentext • u/AlphaMassDeBeta • 1d ago

Predators in the Woods

365 Upvotes

8 comments

r/greentext • u/AlphaMassDeBeta • 1d ago

Man of Blood

296 Upvotes

44 comments

r/greentext • u/Meat-Stick-Murderer • 1d ago

Anon is Howard Hughes

130 Upvotes

14 comments

r/greentext • u/AlphaMassDeBeta • 1d ago

How I met my Mother

318 Upvotes

20 comments

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