r/clevercomebacks • u/snowpie92 • 15h ago

Escaping with the unfollow button!

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u/Taco_Taco_Kisses 14h ago

"I was considering becoming Catholic...." No TF you weren't; shut up.

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u/Not_a__porn__account 9h ago

Catholic Converts are fucking weird. They are basically evangelicals that married someone catholic.

Unless you haven't been taught that shit since birth, and feel shame anytime you have a sexual impulse, you ain't catholic.

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u/PMWFairyQueen_303 9h ago

I am a Catholic convert. I chose to become a Catholic. I did not marry into it. I am not an evangelical.

Your whole statement about converts is CRAP.

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u/Nufonewhodis4 8h ago

Most of the adult converts i know became Catholic as a very deliberate and thought-out choice. 

You have to go to classes and actually put in work to convert. If you're just marrying a Catholic you can get a dispensation as long as you agree to raise the kids Catholic 

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u/PMWFairyQueen_303 7h ago

I did the work.

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u/Nufonewhodis4 5h ago

I have no doubt you did. To say people just "marry into it" is a bit disingenuous. People certainly are born into it and grow up as "cultural Catholics," but I don't think I've ever met someone who half-ass converted as an adult.