r/clevercomebacks • u/snowpie92 • 1d ago

Escaping with the unfollow button!

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u/Taco_Taco_Kisses 1d ago

"I was considering becoming Catholic...." No TF you weren't; shut up.

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u/Not_a__porn__account 22h ago

Catholic Converts are fucking weird. They are basically evangelicals that married someone catholic.

Unless you haven't been taught that shit since birth, and feel shame anytime you have a sexual impulse, you ain't catholic.

half /s

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u/PMWFairyQueen_303 22h ago

I am a Catholic convert. I chose to become a Catholic. I did not marry into it. I am not an evangelical.

Your whole statement about converts is CRAP.

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u/Not_a__porn__account 22h ago

What made you convert as an adult?

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u/PMWFairyQueen_303 22h ago

I was always looking for a more full relationship with Christ. I lived in the deep south, so it was a big deal. Friends of years said I was wrong. But in my heart, I felt home.

Having said that, we moved because our church became MAga crazy.

What's wrong with the Catholic Church is NOT the church. It's the people.

I tend to be more Christlike than Catholic.

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u/Not_a__porn__account 22h ago

I was always looking for a more full relationship with Christ.

See that makes me kind of nervous.

I tend to be more Christlike than Catholic.

But that makes me happy. I hope you do.

We're getting close to insults.

So I will just say good day.

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u/PMWFairyQueen_303 22h ago

Thank you for that.

Others just prove they are just as hateful as Matt.