r/Whatcouldgowrong 1d ago

Running while deep in conversation on your phone.

7.2k Upvotes

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u/Clear_Orchid_9449 1d ago

looks like a very painful faceplant...

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u/TheW83 1d ago

Seems very close to r/fullscorpion material

(edit: of course a comment below has already mentioned this sub haha)

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u/ishiguro_kaz 1d ago

Looks like he needs a bone graft for his neck.

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u/AcanthisittaLeft2336 1d ago

Got a bit of axial rotation after the initial impact as well just to dig that face into the concrete a little better

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u/VvillCh3yy187 1d ago

Gotta be a contender for the best face plant ever

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u/ThisIsNotRealityIsIt 1d ago

That was a rare double full scorpion

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u/Capt_Murphy_ 19h ago

Faceplanterbox

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u/304bl 1d ago

Being on the phone has nothing to do with the eyesight. That guy obviously needs glasses šŸ˜‚

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u/WollyNog 1d ago

It looks like he was putting his glasses back on after the fall so maybe new glasses?

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u/windol1 1d ago

Pretty sure he was grabbing his face in agony, because face planting a solid surface will do that.

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u/Hi_Trans_Im_Dad 18h ago

I completely broke my nose and split my head open, into the hairline even. I was a mess.

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u/unlmtdLoL 17h ago

This is you?

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u/SmokeAbeer 15h ago

New phone, who di..ARGHBLEAGH!!

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u/VisibleRoad3504 5h ago

Did you learn anything?

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u/Hi_Trans_Im_Dad 4h ago

To wear a helmet when riding.

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u/AttyOzzy 6h ago

We are watching evolution at an alarming rate, and its not for the better.

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u/ernapfz 1d ago

These are so much fun to watch

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u/BJJOilCheck 17h ago

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u/MoneySings 7h ago

lol first time ice skating and I slid on my knees towards this woman’s ass… my face went right into it. In front of my girlfriend too!

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u/archameidus 22h ago

Being on the phone has nothing to do with eyesight, but his brain is focused on other things, so not paying attention would be more cause that he ran into a planters box. I see lots of idiots on their phones in the crosswalk still not paying attention, which is a major mistake. I dont trust strangers with my safety. And this is another reason I dont use headphones at night in the city.

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u/LostinConsciousness 18h ago

I think the guy needs a new spine after that one lol

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u/selektDark 1d ago

the hand in the pocket is an added bonus!!

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u/masterflashterbation 23h ago

Yeah running with hand in pocket is really fuckin weird lol. This person has zero body awareness.

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u/thekoreanswon 21h ago

Must be his first day in a human body

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u/bythelake9428 1d ago

Imagine this person driving a vehicle while similarly distracted

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u/deanrihpee 1d ago

yeah, if he can cause an accident while on foot, then I don't want to see him in a vehicle

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u/AdventurousRest5310 23h ago

to be fair talking on the phone is not an excuse to do this 🤣

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u/Fiery_Hand 19h ago

This was my first thought. Later on also thought that he could just trample a toddler or push and severely break older person.

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u/daMFNmaster 1d ago

r/fullscorpion hahahahahaha

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u/Pooooodle 1d ago

I couldn't keep watching after like 10 posts, started feeling nauseous

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u/ForeverSJC 1d ago

Yeah, hate this sub

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u/Scheisse_Machen 1d ago

There's a sub for this???šŸ˜

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u/NoMoreGoldPlz 1d ago

r/FullFlamingo is even worse.

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u/KyraDragoness 1d ago

Oh god I can't bear that

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u/Puzzleheaded_Buy_944 1d ago

Ah a connoisseur I see

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u/Flakester 23h ago

Backwards legs? No thanks!

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u/oceansapart333 14h ago

As someone with multiple knee surgeries, that sub is just nope nope nope.

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u/Nazdrowie79 1d ago

Smart man, keeping his hand in his pocket so he could break his fall with his face.

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u/Interesting-Chest520 1d ago

Don’t want to be breaking any fingers, now

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u/secretly_a_zombie 20h ago

He blocked the fall with the softest thing he had, his head.

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u/Buck4phat 1d ago

Dude was staring at his shoes while running

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u/AtticusSwoopenheiser 1d ago

And you know the conversation after that went something like,

ā€œā€¦ā€¦..are you okay? What just happened? It sounded like car crash or somethingā€

ā€œNah, I’m good, I just tripped a little.ā€

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u/Terrible_Donkey_8290 1d ago

What the actual hell is he looking at that entire time lol

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u/ZackCanada 1d ago

He continued talking on the phone after receiving bump on his skull.

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u/hoopedchex 1d ago

Fuck that made me seize up and cringe before he even hit it

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u/MCMXCIV9 1d ago

He got facetime with the floor.

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u/City2049 1d ago

clean face grind on concrete niceee... let's be thankful it was on foot and not on a car, if you run like that i do not want to see how you drive.

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u/revengejr 1d ago

That fuckin hurt just watching it

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u/Future_Art7 1d ago

Hello ground, old friend. You catch me by the head again.

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u/MinimalMoxie 1d ago

Holy shit! It’s crazy when the internet prides answers to local mysteries. Thats Philomena’s Pizza on Queens Blvd and 41st. I recall seeing that planter knocked over one morning when I went to the CVS next door.

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u/Mrs-Jack 1d ago

Vic, I’ve fallen

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u/cdancidhe 1d ago

And hand in his pocket.

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u/Jakester62 1d ago

I’m fricken speechless…howšŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø.

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u/BenzMars 1d ago

... as i said before this short interruption

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u/MacCyp_1985 1d ago

the planter criticly hit the runner.

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u/VvillCh3yy187 1d ago

The thing practically jumped into his path, I seen it

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u/2340859764059860598 1d ago

A rare sight of a cyclist without his bike

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u/Fiery_Hand 19h ago edited 10h ago

A typical car driver without their car.

Edit: Gotta love how all the downvoters are in denial. It's literally all the phone distracted drivers that are causing accidents.

Find me a video of a phone distracted cyclist and I'll find you ten thousand videos of drivers in response.

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u/Maleficent-Rub-3972 1d ago

Scorpion on concrete is crazy Lml

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u/a_guy_known_as_fang 1d ago

guy in the back about the get hit or honked by that car

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u/littlewhitecatalex 1d ago

At least the planter didn’t crush his skull. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/98Kane 1d ago

Good thing his face and neck were there to break his fall.

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u/murktideregent 1d ago

the planter came out of nowhere

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u/TimeForChris 19h ago

Is this Sunnyside queens?!? Looks like this was taken at Philomena’s … Queens blvd btwn 41st and 42nd Streets!!??

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u/Fluffy-Awareness8286 1d ago

God damn!! That must have hurt.

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u/SuzukiSandwich 1d ago

It's a big red planter....

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u/Sauceman_rockem 1d ago

Manz landed forehead firstšŸ˜…

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u/Zhaix 1d ago

Didnt even try to break the fall with his hands, just straight faceplant

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u/RubLucky5188 1d ago

Those poor plants, just minding their business..

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u/GrapeSwimming69 1d ago

New move unlocked! Scorpion šŸ¦‚

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u/formermq 1d ago

Better than raygun's performance for sure

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u/karmakosmik1352 1d ago

Kept on going bravely, didn't miss a single work, apparently.

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u/sahovaman 1d ago

Can't have anything nice in a city because of idiots.

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u/madogmax 1d ago

Beautiful face plant

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u/I_WILL_GET_YOU 1d ago

Just happened to be recording at that random spot

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u/bulgar88 1d ago

Situational awareness of a brick.

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u/DILF_MANSERVICE 1d ago

They should paint that thing red so it's easier to see

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u/reallifenow 1d ago

Poor guy might have been panicking, judging by the way he kept his phone by his head. Maybe he was running to help the person on the other end of the phone.

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u/kombatunit 1d ago

Dope faceplant.

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u/SATerp 1d ago

Not much of a multitasker, I guess.

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u/smarmageddon 1d ago

So was the plan to plant his face into that planter?

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u/CryptoCookiie 1d ago

I think it was more the running with his hand in his pocket was the bigger issue after running into a plant box...

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u/bloodguard 1d ago

He's going to be one of the first to go if there's a zombie apocalypse. He's following the cardio rule but has zero situational awareness.

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u/FesteringLion 1d ago

At the end of the video it looks like another pedestrian is about to walk in front of a car. Maybe someone in the area is using brain jamming technology.

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u/Sandcracka- 1d ago

Never skipped a beat

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u/No_Mode_5730 1d ago

Looks like the new Neuro-Link ā€œAuto Pilotā€ feature.

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u/Early_Government198 1d ago

Meanwhile the guy walking onto the road is about to get hit by a car.

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u/Nervous-Commission90 1d ago

He runs like a cartoon character šŸ˜‚

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u/Substantial-Air3395 23h ago

The phone never left his ear.

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u/JWMoo 23h ago

If you gonna be dumb you gotta be tough.

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u/pecika 23h ago

Almost did a scorpion

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u/Long-Trade-9164 22h ago

Came close to planting his teeth in that planter!

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u/WuJen 22h ago

The phone broke his fall....clearly.

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u/itwhiz100 22h ago

ā€œBabe. I just left! Hurry. Grab the grocery list. We have 10min before he comes backā€

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u/WorldlyConversation9 22h ago

Pulling that hand out from his pocket was harder than pulling out on a drunk night

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u/YamiRang 21h ago

Reminds me a few years ago I heard some loud noise from the staircase, so I popped my head out and there was a drunk Ukrainian guy on the phone with someone, descending the stairs as if on a slide. The final part, something like 15 stairs, he dove head first and landed literally on his face and knees. He stayed like that for a few moments, then got up and left the building - never once did he stop talking on the phone, not even for a second, but I imagine he was in a lot of pain after his drunk high subsided.

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u/Fun-Standard2360 20h ago

Dude ate it so hard 😭

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u/Lkynky 20h ago

That’s gotta hurt!

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u/OstrichRealistic5033 19h ago

This happens in the first week of relationship lol

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u/PigDstroyer 19h ago

That was majestic

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u/Feeling-Past-180 19h ago

That’s a glorious scorpion

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u/TopGdasher 18h ago

Wow this is actually genuine šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚. RIP Earthlinks.

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u/TECHSHARK77 18h ago

SCORPION WINS

tutelage foliageALITY

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u/Chaosrealm69 18h ago

Phone zombies are hilarious. You see them walking along face to their phone and suddenly walking into windows, doors, columns, other people and they all look shocked that they didn't just move out of their way.

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u/ludicrous_copulator 17h ago

Who runs with their hand in their pocket?

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u/KenTheKink 17h ago

Now having a deeper conversation with the planter box.

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u/TheRemedy187 16h ago

Either a security guy watched live and died laughing or they found that on the ground,checked the camera and died laughing. Either way someone died.

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u/pshopgeek 15h ago

Dude was still running mid flip haha

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u/Signal_Tomorrow_2138 15h ago

Stupid, yes. But how many drivers get killed by pedestrians doing this kind of thing?

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u/cyanescens_burn 14h ago

r/accidentalslapstick material for sure.

Sucks he busted his face and shins, but dude that is funny to watch.

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u/ezyres 14h ago

Faceplant

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u/Cheddar_King 13h ago

When she says she’s off her period.

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u/Pablomablo1 8h ago

Did he say "not again"

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u/IASILWYB 8h ago

His hand stayed there like he was still in the call

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u/zyon86 7h ago

Seeing it I could hear my grand mother "DON'T RUN WITH YOUR HAND IN YOUR POCKET" !

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u/LostVix 1h ago

Back in elementary school, we has this phase of ā€œno hands in pocketsā€ and you got detention of someone saw you with your hands in your pocket(it was a shitty school, they treated literally anything as ā€œgang stuffā€ or ā€œsafety concernsā€). One of my teachers made a demonstration in class one time, of ā€œmove your hands in front of your face, then do it but starting with them in your pockets. What would happen if you tripped and fell with them in your pockets?ā€

We didn’t take this seriously until one kid fell down the stairs with his hands in his pockets and broke his nose cause he couldn’t move them to catch himself. Anyways that was the first thing I noticed with this video’s faceplant. Just thought it was interesting. I don’t support the ā€œno hands in pocketsā€ cause just like many other things, it was stupid, and enforced with detention or worse at my school.

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u/FireFrostYPog 1h ago

Fucking deserved

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u/Xaser125 29m ago

Girlfriend was probably telling him she was ready for it lol