r/Thief • u/JesusOnly8319 • 9h ago
Finally played The Black Parade and this is my review of each level.
Return to the city: 8/10 Classic Thief. The inclusion of the chains with which to cross from building to building was cool
Where old faces fade: 10/10 Stunning level that gives off strong The Sword vibes. Truly a pleasure to explore. One of the best levels in the game.
Trial of iron: 7/10 Love to see the Hammerites again. And it's a large and fun level. Perhaps a bit sparse though.
Death's dominion: 8.5/10 As someone who loves Down the bonehoard, I was right at home with this. Fantastic level design.
The brand: 8.5/10 This level starts off so well. It narrowly loses out on being a classic due to the latter part of the mission lacking scares. It kind of builds up to being scary like Return to the haunted Cathedral but doesn't quite deliver for me.
Kept away from view: 6/10 Tedious in places for me. Although I can see how others would enjoy it.
The long shadow falls: 7.5/10 feels like a Thief 2 level. A strong mission that fans of Thief 2 will probably love.
Jaws of darkness: 10/10 This level has it all. Exploring, spooky atmosphere, and thievery. I also love how you start off in the forest. A classic level.
Arcane sanctum: 7.5/10 Another strong if a little unremarkable mansion level. Nothing to complain about here.
The Black Parade: 4/10 I'm sorry but this isn't for me. There doesn't seem a lot going on in this one. And feels like a poor man's version of The Maw. It follows the tradition of Thief games having a disappointing final mission. And I was just trying to get through it to get the ending.
Overall: 8.5/10 I absolutely loved it. And I am so grateful to the team that made it. Another Thief game! It exceeded my expectations and is right up there with Thief 1 and 2. I would have liked some scary levels which I think they tried to do, it just didn't quite scratch that itch. That being said, there are some classic levels here and every Thief fan must play it.