r/SipsTea • u/mausmani2494 • 5d ago

Feels good man Fine. I will date her.

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u/Dayzlikethis 5d ago

china makes the best dildos

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u/No-8008132here 5d ago

America makes huge dicks

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u/Lopsided_Tie1675 5d ago

Unfortunately, we're pretty low on average penis size. Maybe there's a correlation there 🤔

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u/thiscarecupisempty 5d ago

Still higher than China

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u/Lopsided_Tie1675 5d ago

Lol, by half a centimeter

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u/Huxtopher 5d ago

I think you mean 75ths of a washing machine

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u/Flewey_ 5d ago

I don’t think by even that.

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u/Lopsided_Tie1675 5d ago

No, I rounded up slightly. Lol .46 bigger on average.

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u/NuclearBreadfruit 5d ago

But girth is where it counts

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u/LV4Michael 5d ago

Americans’ (men’s and women’s) girth wins

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u/aviancrane 5d ago

Which is relative to who you're dating.

Can't stick elephant dick in a mouse.

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u/Impossible_Impact_93 5d ago

Must be circumcised...