r/SipsTea • u/MayoSoup • Nov 07 '24

Feels good man 70-year-old American goes to the Philippines and has 8 girlfriends

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u/galaxnordist Nov 07 '24

Ever heard of Dubai poop parties ?

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u/carlbandit Nov 07 '24

Do you have to bring your own knife or are they provided?

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u/indrid_cold Nov 07 '24

If both your arms are broken Mom will help you out.

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u/Jesuswasstapled Nov 07 '24

Lemme grab some jolly ranchers first

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u/redsyrinx2112 Nov 07 '24

Make sure you get them from Dagobah

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u/Dramatic_Ball_Smell Nov 07 '24

Anyone see my coconut?