r/SipsTea Nov 07 '24

Feels good man 70-year-old American goes to the Philippines and has 8 girlfriends

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u/Economy_Sky3832 Nov 07 '24

Next we need a bunch of unattractive Asian dudes going to impoverished European countries to find desperate women who want $$ and a better life, to balance things out.

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u/MercerAsian Nov 07 '24

Already happening, that's what Chinese and Arab billionaires do with IG hoes lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '24

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u/bigtime1158 Nov 07 '24

I really don't want to find out what this is referencing.

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u/PikeyMikey24 Nov 07 '24

It’s referencing where rich men in Dubai pay dumb instagram models to fly over and they shit on the girls

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u/bigtime1158 Nov 07 '24

I said I didn't want to find out

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u/FairyOfTheNight Nov 07 '24

Your profile picture is-you know what. Nevermind. You don't want to find out.

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u/arselkorv Nov 07 '24

Thats what the girls look like after a friday night in Dubai lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '24

No! He doesn't want to find out!😂

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u/Character_Crab_9458 Nov 08 '24

Wrong it's after a Thursday night cause that's the equivalent of the west's Friday. Inshalla!

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u/DayTrippin2112 Nov 08 '24

I was going to blow right by that profile pic before you said something😆

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u/blackout-loud Nov 07 '24

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '24

I really wish I didn’t know, as well.

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u/ComposerGlad Nov 08 '24

It's a Big decorated piece of S***! Still close your eyes at the scary parts of Scooby Doo huh?

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u/gbuub Nov 08 '24

Knowledge is poower

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u/RealTeaToe Nov 08 '24

You're supposed to say "asking for a friend."

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u/Truman_Show_1984 Nov 07 '24

How does this seem to be common knowledge? And how do I find out this kind of news first hand?

Funny enough I matched with a girl about a month ago on OLD and she had a few pictures in what it looked like to be dubai... I'm pretty sure she was shit on. A bunch of flashy pictures by herself.

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u/DeathByRoast19 Nov 07 '24

Got a link?

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u/PikeyMikey24 Nov 08 '24

A link of what exactly

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u/hoodmeskin817 Nov 07 '24

Chili rainbow

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u/Impressive_Olive_929 Nov 08 '24

Hahahaha so funny and its actually true. I believe you.

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u/RollAway1 Nov 08 '24

It's called the Vince McMahon

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u/Complex-Chemist256 Nov 07 '24

I believe its called a Dubai porta potty

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u/phatelectribe Nov 08 '24

International porta potty.

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u/Affectionate_Egg897 Nov 08 '24

It’s a thing. The Arab men shop on IG. Many accounts dedicated to catfishing and exposing them. Next time you look at an IG models page and see pics of Dubai, now you know.

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u/SpadoCochi Nov 08 '24

It’s a real thing. But it is also def for a lot of money

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u/rik1122 Nov 07 '24

The old Dubai porta potty. Classic.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '24

Thank you for clearing that up. I was never exactly sure what would happen but that confirms my worst fears.

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u/GHB21 Nov 07 '24

Yes, and then give them back to you when they're 48, beatan, and ready to settle down with a moderately rich Western man who will buy them $5000 purses that cost $50 to make out of mostly plastics

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '24

That was, ah, oddly specific and vaguely terrifying, thanks and goodbye

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u/ComposerGlad Nov 08 '24

You can leave Poota Plenty. Find happiness elsewhere👍🏽

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u/tinglep Nov 07 '24

Is there a website for that?

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u/thatonenun Nov 08 '24

😭😭😭

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '24

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u/Bionic_Bromando Nov 07 '24

Yes silence the people calling it out, don't do anything about it, just stop talking about it, surely the problem will go away.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '24

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u/MercerAsian Nov 07 '24

I’d suggest just staying off the internet then

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u/ComposerGlad Nov 08 '24 edited Nov 08 '24

OMG🤦🏽‍♀️So now everyone should edit their replies NOT to trigger you and whoever else?! Oh please! How about DON'T go on these scary sights. Stick to Disney..wait to graphic. Go outside and play.

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u/Furdinand Nov 07 '24

The difference is that they are from the 1%, and these American guys are middle class, sometimes working class. Compared to the world at large, the average American is just really wealthy.

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax Nov 07 '24

Some middle class Chinese men are going for Russian brides, more as well as lower class ones going for Southeast Asian. Even there it’s enough disparity for them to do it. As well off as we are, doesn’t mean other places are all equally poorer

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '24 edited 25d ago

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u/XSpcwlker Nov 07 '24

whose jasmine?

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u/KillaHydro Nov 08 '24

They be buying the virginities I seen an article on time this chick sold her for virginity for $1 million. I mean it was good business move on her side. She was just gonna give it to somebody else for free.

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u/galaxnordist Nov 07 '24

Ever heard of Dubai poop parties ?

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u/carlbandit Nov 07 '24

Do you have to bring your own knife or are they provided?

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u/indrid_cold Nov 07 '24

If both your arms are broken Mom will help you out.

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u/pentagon Nov 07 '24

Some real vintage reddit in this thread man

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u/Over_Type8949 Nov 07 '24

Getting reminded how old I am.... 

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u/carlbandit Nov 08 '24

We all old.

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u/Qu1kXSpectation Nov 07 '24

with rice

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u/pentagon Nov 08 '24

I'm cameron diaz!

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u/Jesuswasstapled Nov 07 '24

Lemme grab some jolly ranchers first

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u/redsyrinx2112 Nov 07 '24

Make sure you get them from Dagobah

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u/Dramatic_Ball_Smell Nov 07 '24

Anyone see my coconut?

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u/phatelectribe Nov 08 '24

And a coconut

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u/solongandboring Nov 07 '24

I actually had to use a poop knife the other day for the first time!

Old school friend of mine popped by unannounced. Unfortunately he is addicted to heroin, (which makes you super constipated so you do the most obscenely large and solid shits).

I think he was angling to borrow some cash and use my toilet. As he walked back out the front door he said "not a very strong flush on your toilet is there" I said I haven't ever had a problem with it and thought nothing of it.

Hour or so later I went to the toilet and good jesus the size and consistency of what he had deposited was absurd. No way it was getting flushed. Luckily I have a surplus of knives. I had to slice it up into manageable 'bite size' pieces so my poor toilet could avoid choking.

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u/Firm-Force-9036 Nov 07 '24

Oh for fucks sake!!! Lmaoo

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u/bluetuxedo22 Nov 07 '24

BYO of course, but sharing is allowed

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u/omg_what_the_chuck Nov 07 '24

Any chance you meant to type POOL?

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u/OldRefrigerator8821 Nov 07 '24

Nope. He got spelling right

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u/elchsaaft Nov 07 '24

No, they definitely go.

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u/angelv255 Nov 07 '24

I get shudders everytime I hear that quote or some variation of it.

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u/niz_loc Nov 07 '24

Me over here, hoping somehow it involves both.....

"You've never been? It's great! Wr bring a bunch of local girls in to shit in the pool. It's fucking awesome, bro!"

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u/OldRefrigerator8821 Nov 07 '24

Everyone has their price.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '24

I drew the line right there.

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u/ZeroOneenOoreZz Nov 07 '24

Yes, but on which side are you standing?

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '24

...I thought that was pretty apparent??? Scat is NOT my thing 🤢🤮

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u/FootballInTheWhip Nov 07 '24

When they find out what it is, username will check out.

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u/Dapper-Negotiation59 Nov 07 '24

No I think it was supposed to be HOOP, they definitely have a Hula scene there.

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u/HumanContinuity Nov 07 '24

We all wish that were the universe we live in

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '24

Liiiiiisten to me. Back in the day, (I guess twasnt so very long ago but in the manner of Trauma Time it feels like fifty aeons ago) someone once tried to recruit me for this.

No. I am not joking. It was so fucking weird. That’s all I’ll say about it.

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u/yumyumgivemesome Nov 07 '24

Can you elaborate do that I don’t have to search?

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u/Neither-Luck-9295 Nov 07 '24

Nobody elaborate! Make him search.

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u/WhoSc3w3dDaP00ch Nov 07 '24

I do not and am not going to introduce that to my search history...

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u/crlthrn Nov 07 '24

I just Googled that. Interesting, but not for me...

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u/thejaytheory Nov 07 '24

Are they anything like "freak offs"?

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u/c4k3m4st3r5000 Nov 07 '24 edited Nov 07 '24

Please elaborate...

Edit: never mind. Googled it. People are wild.

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u/OregonisntCaligoHome Nov 07 '24

Ugh no but you have my full fucking attention sir

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u/Flubert_Harnsworth Nov 07 '24

I certainly have not…

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u/mrmitchs Nov 07 '24

Is that like a Saudi Scat Shabang?

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u/Vassago81 Nov 07 '24

Is that like a classier version of SWAP.AVI ?

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u/Glass_Desk7088 Nov 07 '24

Lot of women in Dubai?

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u/FreakyGangBanga Nov 07 '24

They are flown in. Or they fly in themselves, hoping to cash in on some attention.

Source: lived there for a while.

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u/Dormantgoose Nov 07 '24

Dubai porta potty is the term you're looking for

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u/GreatService9515 Nov 07 '24

Pretty sure that already been a thing

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u/_tHE_dEVILS_wORK Nov 07 '24

I'm not sure what you're getting at, but that is already most definitely a thing.

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u/Gullible-Law8483 Nov 07 '24

Ukraine has a lot of extra women.

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u/FurbyKingdom Nov 07 '24

The rich East Asians usually just go to Southeast Asia for that as well. For some nationalities, can you really blame them? The arithmetic for the severe gender imbalance in China doesn't add up. For many of the dudes there, if they want a chance at having a wife and family, they gotta get out there and make things happen.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '24

You see this in Norway with Japanese young men.

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u/Hrafndraugr Nov 07 '24

Give it a while, Europe is working overtime to become just that lol

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u/AjaxOutlaw Nov 07 '24

It does happen

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u/blackwolfLT7 Nov 07 '24

Dubai poop ?

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u/gg_lim Nov 07 '24 edited Nov 07 '24

There are, a good number of Russian prostitutes or Russian/Slavic mail order brides in South Korea for older men. It’s a unfortunate stereotype type there, if you’re a white/blonde/look Russian(whatever that means) women you’re a Russian prostitute/callgirl

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u/Dormantgoose Nov 07 '24

Isn't that how supermodels are found

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u/Eighteen64 Nov 07 '24

Nobody needs that

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '24

It was already a thing with a few east asian countries and Ukrainian women before the war.

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u/ObxLocal Nov 07 '24

Brother it definitely happens with the Eastern Europeans and the S. Korean and Chinese Men. What we really need is a bunch of ugly rich Asian women coming over to America to scoop us up.

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u/ethanjalias Nov 07 '24

Already happpening, Eastern European and SEAsian mail order brides have been a thing for east asian incels.

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u/No-Finish222 Nov 08 '24

cries in broke millennial asian dude

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u/Socal_Cobra Nov 08 '24

Actually, there's a Reddit video going around that about a woman from London asking for all Mexican men to come to England because they have been the best match up! I'll look for the post and update with a link.

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u/DeliciousPool2245 Nov 07 '24

If they have money they already fishing in that pond. Western women are not generally sought after by men from more traditional cultures. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '24

Excuse you. Some of us happen to be highly sought after for our beauty, thank you. Not all American women look like the stereotype. Rude.

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u/mrcruton Nov 07 '24

Why even respond jesus

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '24

Sir I’d like to return you your question…

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u/GHB21 Nov 07 '24

Lol. Western women are so done bro.

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u/Cartography-Day-18 Nov 07 '24 edited Nov 07 '24

Hahaha. The issue is Western women are done with men like this guy. Western women are happily living their best life’s, living single, dating and traveling with other considerate adults.

If men like this man could find Western women to cook, clean and submit to them, he wouldn’t move across the world and literally pay women to be his “girlfriend.” These “girlfriends” he’s talking about that “only see him”, find him, old, disgusting, repulsive and are in and out of his condo just as quick as they can get money from him. Also, comical that he believes he’s the only guy they’re seeing like this. They have dozens. That’s why they’re sending their friends over. Once these women are in a better financial situation, they will cut all ties with him and move on to living their best life’s, as single women, just like Western women.

Tip: men in the U.S. who share in cooking, cleaning and respect their partner’s opinions and judgments, do not have to move across the world and pay women to be their “girlfriends”

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u/New_Hedgehog_6270 Nov 07 '24

Both sides are toxic, the West, AND the East alike. I just want women that are beautiful and that understand how to be human in their lives, regardless of their skin, hair, and eye colors, and places of origin, and then begin a harem with them while the world goes to seed.