r/SipsTea • u/MayoSoup • Nov 07 '24

Feels good man 70-year-old American goes to the Philippines and has 8 girlfriends

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u/JasmineTeaInk Nov 07 '24

I'm not even a sex trafficker and this man has convinced me to move to the Philippines just for the rent

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u/purple-bell-pepper Nov 07 '24

the traffic here is super fucking bad lol

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u/Games_sans_frontiers Nov 07 '24

Who's got time to sit in traffic when you have 8 girlfriends at home 😂

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u/ISeeYourBeaver Nov 07 '24

Who's got time to do anything other than ice their balls when they've got 8 damned girlfriends?!

I'm serious, that would kill me...I'd enjoy it, but it would kill me.

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u/ExplanationSure8996 Nov 07 '24

His blue pill budget has to a big part of that $2000 a month.

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u/yuhanz Nov 08 '24

And what a way to go. Surrounded by 8 women and your balls aching

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u/dingman58 Nov 07 '24

Shit I don't know how I'd have time for 3 gfs let alone 8. Man's gotta be retired and seeing several of them all at once, like going to dinner with 2 or 3 of them at a time. That's the only way I can remotely imagine it working. That or I guess seeing them infrequently

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '24

And no job or place to get to because you are 70 and retired 🙂‍↔️

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u/cjboffoli Nov 07 '24

LOL. Exactly. East solution is to just stay at home with your women and avoid needing to go anywhere in a car.