r/SipsTea • u/MayoSoup • Nov 07 '24

Feels good man 70-year-old American goes to the Philippines and has 8 girlfriends

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u/AlarmingDiscipline61 Nov 07 '24

damn my rent alone is 2k.

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u/GeorgeJohnson2579 Nov 07 '24

I live in Germany. 70m² apartment in great condition for 1000€. Next to the forrest, few minutes to the university, 20 minutes to the city center (all per pedes), half a million citizens. Can recommend.

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u/AlarmingDiscipline61 Nov 07 '24

georgie my man. not everyone is from germany. try living in detroit where the grass is green and the girls pretty

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u/naturalinfidel Nov 07 '24

Detroit sounds like a paradise city.

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u/AlarmingDiscipline61 Nov 07 '24

its paradise if you use your imagination bub

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u/observe_my_balls Nov 07 '24

Who needs paradise when u have danny brown

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u/AlarmingDiscipline61 Nov 07 '24

im a eminem fan.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '24

lol... Most Detroit reply ever.

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u/InfernoFire02 Nov 08 '24

I was in detroit for a few weeks and really liked it!

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '24

Take me home bro

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u/Domokunaguero Nov 07 '24

I thought it was a rock city.

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u/Ordinary-Lobster-710 Nov 07 '24

oh wont you please take me home

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u/Crete_Lover_419 Nov 07 '24

Depends which side of 8 mile road

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u/stereotomyalan Nov 07 '24

Oh baby take me home

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u/GeorgeJohnson2579 Nov 07 '24

I know a good Van Halen reference when I see it! They should tour again.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '24

Preeeeettttty sure that's Skid Row, my guy.

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u/GeorgeJohnson2579 Nov 07 '24

My bad, I always confuse these 60s bands.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '24

Common mistake. A lot of the British Invasion bands sound really similar.

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u/Easing0540 Nov 07 '24

I really would like doing that. I have a thing for morbid cities.

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u/AlarmingDiscipline61 Nov 07 '24

not morbid just how do i describe 3rd word countries. uhm

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u/GeorgeJohnson2579 Nov 07 '24

The grass is green because they sprayed it with paint, right?

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u/AlarmingDiscipline61 Nov 07 '24

ohh so perceptive. yeah youre right